Posts by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
(DIR) Post #9gZMBQiwoY6ZZLi5NA by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-08T18:22:16Z
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never not on my gay villain bullshithttps://twitter.com/isthatyourmain/status/1104082622794199040
(DIR) Post #9gomjfEOtY08aVo00W by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-16T05:00:13Z
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hmm that’s weird, it’s never done this before
(DIR) Post #9gy9DIjuJ0FSH8lW0O by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-20T17:24:53Z
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wow so this is just in the intro to the game, we got robocorruption-horny real damn fast
(DIR) Post #9h75oyQS39czgDusGu by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-25T00:54:35Z
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i should get MAUL TITS knuckle tats so i can still ask for what i want even when my mouth is full and/or i’m fucked too silly to speak :thinkhappy:
(DIR) Post #9h75oyc9LezAGVODVQ by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-25T00:55:08Z
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“but dee, what if you don’t want your tits mauled?”i don’t understand the question
(DIR) Post #9h75oymQjRD0mOCQWu by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-25T00:56:38Z
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although honestly getting bite marks tattooed around my areolas would be pretty 💦💦
(DIR) Post #9h75sKS4c6W0rUH6g4 by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-25T01:01:36Z
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@cant_into also a very strong move
(DIR) Post #9h978TxjVeJBGJGmcS by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-26T00:24:01Z
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local beegirl says big cat fursonas ain’t shit; bets they couldn’t bully her into a blushing, sobbing pile of mush if their life depended on it; posts her address publicly on social media
(DIR) Post #9hEaFzTtSEYXVTPjzU by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-27T02:16:10Z
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fuck it, it’s 2019 baby, you don’t have to be a man to be forcibly feminized
(DIR) Post #9hEaFzupq46gr21Fz6 by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-27T02:22:59Z
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me: hey d'you wanna tie me up, force my mouth open, and slip estrogen under my tongue while you tease me about how pretty i’m going to be?her: dee you’ve already been on hormones for almost two years
(DIR) Post #9hEaGbvsUdWIlGncsy by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-27T04:57:01Z
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@BestGirlGrace oh no that’s really powerful teasing
(DIR) Post #9hEaIFnvjhlki9rieu by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-28T15:08:18Z
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@mxsiege @AudreyJune this needs to be published in a journal
(DIR) Post #9hKmoO9QbSzQGNlnDU by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-31T15:33:06Z
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plato: defines man as a featherless bipeddiogenes, cruel: plucks a chicken to prove a pointme, wise and compassionate: makes the question moot by turning all bipeds into birds
(DIR) Post #9hKvETdPdZ4GQtkIOe by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-31T16:54:56Z
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i think i’ve finally found a way of trying to convey how sexual pleasure and orgasm have been different for me, personally, on testosterone and estrogen: t-sex is like climbing and e-sex is like waveson testosterone, sexual stimulation is like climbing a tall peak. if you apply the right kind of energy, you move towards the peak, and if you withdraw it, you start to slide down. if you make it to the top, you experience a massive exhilarating rush as you fall all the way down to the bottom. but then of course you have pretty much start all the way over if you wanna get back up there again, and in any case you’re probably a little tired from the climbon estrogen, it’s more like you have a bowl of fluid that you’re sloshing back and forth. depending on how close the sloshing is to the resonant frequency of the bowl, you can steadily make the waves in the bowl get higher and higher, and it’s mostly a question of zeroing in on that resonant frequency. of course, once you’ve reached the resonant frequency, you can pretty much just sit at that frequency (using some energy, of course) and make the waves slosh as just about as high as you want for as long as you want until you start, like, spilling over the edges of the bowl or running out of energy or whateveragain, this is just my own subjective perception of my own personal experiences, but it does seem like at least some other trans folks on e have had similar experiences. i’d be interested to know more about how trans ppl on t think about theirs!
(DIR) Post #9hKz1DstHjBHdUvA7k by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-03-31T17:37:30Z
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there is a concept in cognitive science and the philosophy of mind called cognitive impenetrability and sadly it has nothing to do with brainfucking
(DIR) Post #9hflCkLtBf3ZSDox8a by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-04-10T18:12:25Z
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everybody’s real excited about the first direct visual evidence of that one black hole but no one stops to think about how it’s probably never been eaten out :blob_pensive:
(DIR) Post #9hflNj42JePke3hoMC by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-04-10T18:26:25Z
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@root “this just in, groundbreaking scientific news ab—god dammit the fediverse already wants to fuck it”
(DIR) Post #9hsDlGW9ERmxfmO1wG by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-04-16T18:35:53Z
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honey lactation and honey sexual fluids are both great bee furry features, but honey saliva, aside from being slightly more biologically plausible, is also very hotlegalize messy sticky makeouts
(DIR) Post #9iD59hfLp8Fn8PJ7D6 by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2018-12-04T15:35:23Z
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Lesbian Sheep Syndrome is when women spend a really long time carefully flirting with each other to try to feel out each other’s boundaries and not be too forward despite obvious mutual attraction and all the pent up gay energy turns them into sheep gals
(DIR) Post #9iFNbPMFfn6xx7ebei by sudo_bee@monsterpit.net
2019-04-27T22:38:09Z
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many people get “phantom dick” after vaginoplasty, where your brain hasn’t learned to reinterpret the signals from your crotch so it feels like you still have a dickconclusion: the floating ghost cocks in porn are the lost spirits of dicks that were turned into cooches