Posts by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
(DIR) Post #A5ObeiDAVtdUMUz8yW by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-03-20T07:33:06Z
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i think generally we call people in serious positions of power stupid or incompetent far far too much, really lets them off the hook with the fact they're just outright evil and hate most of humanity
(DIR) Post #A5kCDCOQ0G4E0Aiugq by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-03-30T18:34:50Z
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I worried some of you may have forgotten what I look like so: enjoy 🐶 🐍
(DIR) Post #A6FAGMQNLdcfhoyXI0 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-04-14T10:50:32Z
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if I'm washing my hands when I'm out somewhere but the soap looks too much like cum I refuse to use it and just spit into my hands instead
(DIR) Post #A6H3jnY9GTcArucXx2 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-04-15T14:41:48Z
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nearly been here 3 years now and i don't think there's a stronger contender for 'funniest incident on the fedi' than that time someone everyone was mufos with suddenly announced they had decided to become a cop in a toot, wild
(DIR) Post #A6H3jp5rWcB1elOz8i by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-04-15T14:42:28Z
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i know a lot of people felt very betrayed but the thing is: that was also very funny
(DIR) Post #A7ZyIiQYQA6ht6Pe7s by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-05-24T14:57:01Z
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can I get a big "lmao" for the fact my manager has resigned in shame today and 2 other bosses are suspended so far
(DIR) Post #A7x0j9WdQbPm0KGYHQ by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-06-04T14:16:49Z
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big bong hits for our boys in blue
(DIR) Post #A8PmmHyAj1fjHuaLya by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2019-06-13T07:58:58Z
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I wonder how badly the people that remind you to drink more water would react if they knew just how badly i treat my body every day, just pummelling it into submission
(DIR) Post #A8PrLWbKiUqGcRxZxI by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-06-18T16:44:20Z
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eat shit, ben
(DIR) Post #A8VwKXoeNcOoogIgT2 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-06-21T09:41:23Z
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sick of the fake friends and haters saying we don't have a boat and don't love to go boating. get a life, you just wish were us!!!!
(DIR) Post #A8mSXlTqzGDI2BLfu4 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-06-29T11:53:40Z
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a very easy tell that someone isn't a real human being and is probably some kind of They Live style undercover alien is if they drink diet coke or pepsi max as their primary beverage, horrid freak behaviour.
(DIR) Post #A8mSXmyNRGDuf8dZ7Q by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-06-29T14:04:43Z
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this isn't a health issue btw, it's a trust issue, you could drink maple syrup every day and I'd let you live your life
(DIR) Post #A8yvY9zp4F3idTMUS0 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-07-05T14:29:58Z
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how come no one else in the gym is completely covered in bruises? I thought I looked normal, what the fuck
(DIR) Post #A8yvYATbHWsW7pIGrg by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-07-05T14:35:20Z
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steal my look by simply falling down two flights of stairs every morning as soon as you wake up
(DIR) Post #A9dn4cBVtMflh6TJ9k by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-07-25T05:13:19Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
love it when someone does a drawing and tries to make it nice and progressive by showing little imperfections like ungroomed body or facial hair and it just ends up looking like when they zoom in so far on spongebob that the art style changes and he looks disgusting
(DIR) Post #ABG3ClzFf1qGCn9cH2 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-09-11T16:27:19Z
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buy me a boat
(DIR) Post #ABSOYrnpRIzpkHrkQK by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-09-17T14:49:12Z
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well it's 2005, time to open up msn messenger, change my personal message to some sad lyrics and hope someone asks me about it.
(DIR) Post #ABgymFPPK5ye7A4rVA by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2021-09-23T11:20:33Z
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smoking on that clean coal
(DIR) Post #AKUYRjeJVRQK7viPx2 by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2022-06-14T19:23:13Z
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I bought this for a pound off a man at a car boot sale last weekend and he immediately started telling me how much he likes smoking weed when I did
(DIR) Post #Anw7aySmE2daNFve2S by snakeboy@godforsaken.website
2020-07-22T17:26:19Z
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Making you a romantic mixtape but it's just the exact same track list as the Tony Hawk Underground OST