Posts by simmo@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #910894 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-01T22:14:35Z
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@LoneDissenter @pbandkate @mardiroos @matt @neufv mad alert. We have someone online who is mad.*sir! Call it in. He’s real mad*
(DIR) Post #910932 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-01T22:16:13Z
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@pbandkate @LoneDissenter @mardiroos @matt @neufv “sir I have eyes on the perp and can confirm he’s red, nude and extremely mad. Would you like me to engage?”“Give em hell”
(DIR) Post #911407 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-01T22:33:39Z
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@LoneDissenter @pbandkate @mardiroos @matt @steviemcfly very creepy thing to say
(DIR) Post #911466 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-01T22:36:25Z
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@LoneDissenter @leonthotsky @mardiroos @pbandkate @matt @steviemcfly you call it a great because it look like a dog biscuit
(DIR) Post #1326148 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-07T07:46:09Z
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*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*here I amon the road againhere I amup on the stagehere I goplayin star againthere I goturban sage
(DIR) Post #1327466 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-08T21:44:04Z
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most would merely recognise that turban sage sounds like turn the page and leave it at that, not me
(DIR) Post #1327473 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-08T02:18:18Z
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@Ttle its my best toot
(DIR) Post #1334925 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-09T09:50:18Z
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the legend of the turban sage toot...
(DIR) Post #1488703 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-25T23:39:12Z
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@laurie you clearly haven't heard me slap my way through the acoustic version of tears in heaven by Eric clapton
(DIR) Post #1488720 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-11-25T23:39:54Z
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@laurie good point
(DIR) Post #1562228 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-19T04:12:44Z
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@realtoddhoward lol
(DIR) Post #1758157 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-21T00:29:59Z
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when going to family dinners, do you like to be humilitated by the one extremely macho aussie uncle who wrestles sheep for a living? do take enjoyment out of finishing off the pringles without telling your partner so when she tries to get one she shoves her whole arm in the tub but theres no pringles in there anymore
(DIR) Post #1947071 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-28T07:53:01Z
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A little bit of Monica borat my wifeA little bit of Erica borat my wifeA little bit of Rita borat my wifeA little bit of Tina borat my wifeA little bit of Sandra borat my wifeA little bit of Mary borat my wifeA little bit of Jessica, borat my wifeA little bit of you makes me your wifeHUH![loud discordant trumpets]
(DIR) Post #2070963 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-22T10:57:21Z
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mastodon united in hating me for being such a cis white male
(DIR) Post #2524222 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-28T12:16:09Z
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furious that Winnie the Pooh still refuses to where trousers despite repeated warnings
(DIR) Post #2549429 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-07T23:15:02Z
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im gonna keep boostin this till someone likes it
(DIR) Post #2549435 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-08T02:24:30Z
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@Ttle i started with the punchline and worked backwards
(DIR) Post #9gL4HUleAuQGSYHBRo by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-25T09:54:08Z
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sonic is just a gross spiky pig and I fucking hate him
(DIR) Post #9hKruhXbvLqXuOuW6C by simmo@knzk.me
2018-10-01T22:46:40Z
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ex-wife is short for extremely-wife
(DIR) Post #9j3v8M850s0bLNS8Rc by simmo@knzk.me
2019-01-09T08:07:39Z
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turban sage careening towards 100 faves