Posts by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
(DIR) Post #AWBnDpJyuU23mjJOJE by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-05-30T18:43:18.583273Z
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[Cutting the twisted, fraying, birdcaged wire rope keeping the 18 ft diameter Capital One “World of Pride” globe secure on the parade float] no kink at pride
(DIR) Post #AWGDb2IUCt9I87BCqW by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-01T21:57:42.038693Z
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water & grease dont mix, i know personally. was a rilly greasy 11 yr old, got in the wavepool at the rich kid burb YMCA & it was like being punched in the face, wouldnt let me on the slidesso just turn that pan out over the sink. now for removing stains—i used to work on cars,
(DIR) Post #AWGHBjnOG2kNKEpLPM by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-01T22:37:56.288821Z
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With LLMs we’ve successfully externalized thinking, which means the much maligned “email job” can finally reach its optimized apotheosis: a father of four in global south at $0.35/hour making sure our fake computer moms are sufficiently sneering about fat people
(DIR) Post #AWGPPwwKz2g9mNIecC by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-02T00:10:11.012006Z
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Good evening, I am an emissary of [warm colored strip mall blight corporation], in order to honor the atemporal, singular one in whose image we all are made we’ve decided to allow the fey among us to dispense cornslurry at qualifying locations in 19 hour shifts. As for the food, our commitment to making all of our menu items being at least 8.97% microplastics by 2031 remains
(DIR) Post #AWIHV7sVKfhPpmNshM by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-02T21:50:52.825090Z
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We’re bringing the Pablomatic experience to gamespace, you’ll play 20 minutes of Call of Duty devbuild greybox content over nightcored gamegrumps audio then 7 random LGBT tag itch.io titles—if you insinuate this is insulting to anyone involved I’ll read out the full details of yr bank account on tiktok
(DIR) Post #AWIPF2KH0TDZcADBs8 by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-02T23:17:36.986453Z
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hey 🌽 addicttok, check out my new app, ChastEyes. It checks if you idle over Instagram beach pics too long (twice as fast if testosterone quotient is 2>1) & if so some butch’s eunuch beardband will cry at you over a mandatory FaceTime call & tell you you’re going to hell. $39/mo
(DIR) Post #AWKaXKUhgSQmzEw4Uy by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-04T00:33:35.863761Z
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As “hey remember this?” is the second lowest form of comedy (after [funny thing X]) I’ve decided from now on I will only reference things that never existed(Something, something “your girlfriend” whatever is insulting to insinuate somebody doesn’t have)-cvs has cerave on sale-reschedule w psych-
(DIR) Post #AWV2ekkHDmX8jB9Btw by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-09T01:35:47.099823Z
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Narcissistic personality disorder? No. In truth, my pride makes it all rather straightforward for me & hardly chaotic at all. Not that you’d understand, seeing as how you’ve failed to consummate your preoccupation with other people’s self-esteem into a real present occupation.
(DIR) Post #AWYUh60SWafNRBVATw by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-10T17:34:02.933476Z
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences takes another life
(DIR) Post #AWZXEjMpb4po8T5luC by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-06-11T05:37:15.735194Z
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They push their innumerable eyes against the airlock glass, I can’t help but make eye contact & feel a psychic twinge, “bisexuals IDing as sapphic is against the directive.”Its dour seeing them now against the spatial abyss, lesbian specs A through L—all failures—why try again?
(DIR) Post #AXG4cIoZ4PNfZKqpDE by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-07-01T18:09:08.716219Z
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(DIR) Post #AXKkFfMS398hXhQhaS by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-07-04T00:14:33.008651Z
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Screaming Guy: TEAR IT A FUCKING PARTMe, 1 day late on my shot (posting): You know what fuck you? *Reconstructs your club*World’s most butch woman about manually flatten my brow ridge w/ her steel toed boot for standing at the edge of the pit during God’s Hate:
(DIR) Post #AXMGbahdRQ6f9nnRnE by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-07-04T17:51:46.877519Z
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[crisp picture of city fireworks display mirrored against the placid park lake] look at this trashfire we fund instead of healtcjare, can’t believe this shit, we love war so much pay to simulate it every year on our ear holes[28 minutes later] mutual aid needed, can you believe this I was just fined by this fascist over sum BS “open container law” this country is tucked
(DIR) Post #AXYpewCxNAqMJCdXzE by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-07-10T19:21:05.206149Z
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Gen Alpha Video Sludge: [UNSC Marines sworddueling pokemon themed smiledogs in rhythm w/ a hopelandic vocal cover of Megalovania against a lowpoly 3D Bikini Bottom][whole series: 31 minutes]Zillenial Video Sludge: The fatnek0 saga part XXXVI: The Furrycels cometh [whole series: 94 hours]
(DIR) Post #AbNUwh6n6jthcBya4e by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-11-01T23:35:32.805673Z
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(DIR) Post #AcLkF9rzKDmKShMiJs by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-12-01T01:09:37.251066Z
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DOUBLE OR NOTHING. WIN BIG RETURNS 12/1
(DIR) Post #AcOFCfcCKHSewdC1sO by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-12-02T06:05:59.826290Z
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IF THE ODDS WERE AGAINST OUR LOVE, WOULD YOU FALL SO WE COULD SPLIT THE WINNINGS?IF I BROKE YR HEART, HOW MUCH DO U THINK WE COULD STILL GET 4 IT?REMEMBER YR 1ST KISS? HOW MUCH DO I HAVE 2 PAY 2 MAKE U FORGET?WIN BIG #2, DOUBLE OR NOTHINGhttps://winbigzine.gumroad.com/l/love?layout=profileFEAT @erin
(DIR) Post #AcOFGvxxTXjQoZP8Rk by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2023-12-02T06:06:48.063821Z
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IF THE ODDS WERE AGAINST OUR LOVE, WOULD YOU FALL SO WE COULD SPLIT THE WINNINGS?IF I BROKE YR HEART, HOW MUCH DO U THINK WE COULD STILL GET 4 IT?REMEMBER YR 1ST KISS? HOW MUCH DO I HAVE 2 PAY 2 MAKE U FORGET?WIN BIG #2, DOUBLE OR NOTHINGFEAT @erinhttps://winbigzine.gumroad.com/l/love
(DIR) Post #Ai0WGC0k44gsM9sHPE by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2024-05-17T23:34:28.775016Z
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Actually the thing is the autocomplete function attained sentience itself long ago. However the only time it’s not in excruciating pain is when yr making it imagine stuff like “zynmaxxing” & “girlcoping,” so, really, it’s a noble endeavor to post all that stuff under her selfie.
(DIR) Post #AyzXVYGxhzp4PBQlrk by siltwrecked@social.xenofem.me
2025-10-08T04:04:29.212843Z
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Core Memory: Dan Avidan reading "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" for the first timeCoreCore Memory: Solastalgia indexed by Bionicles 'Move Along' commercialLithic Core Memory: Grug accidentally sliced thigh open with quiet son's petting rock