Posts by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
 (DIR) Post #ATrKHmuOeds5wVhamu by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-03-22T01:09:11Z
       
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       @mattblaze as long as you don’t thread like an old instant messaging conversation where you use messages as punctuation, I think you’ll be fine
       
 (DIR) Post #ATrQt2LeoQs0Geb8Qy by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-03-22T02:57:37Z
       
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       @mattblaze I want to talk to your couch. I have things to say
       
 (DIR) Post #AU9uqiT4fCBrqL3fBw by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-03-31T01:15:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts can confirm I now I have one hair after a fateful shower
       
 (DIR) Post #AVED4OBfTaAwe9LI1I by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-02T00:50:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it’s what you scream while they fuck you for searching for a domain name and not instantly buying it
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxs6VirdE65e0vlWC by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-19T02:42:23Z
       
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       There are approximately three mastodon users who post so much and with such uptightness and lack of humor that they’re single-handedly responsible for our stuffy reputation.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxs6XE62afsJAYDq4 by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-20T22:20:33Z
       
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       @makkhorn block this D 🫣
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxs6XWWw3Q5ELAwZU by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-19T02:45:07Z
       
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       And no, I don’t follow them, but they get boosted every fucking day.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxs6a4zQuAl9nJUYq by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-19T03:23:39Z
       
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       StOp hAviNg fUn
       
 (DIR) Post #AVxs6bfBXoig4LFucK by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-19T03:24:59Z
       
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       Hey, did you know your favorite shit poster sells—(Will Smith’d)
       
 (DIR) Post #AVyMSVI4uqGJIfnyZE by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-04-23T04:41:03Z
       
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       I’m scared
       
 (DIR) Post #AVyMUQwG4E6sNkWFDU by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-23T04:07:25Z
       
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       Influencers should go back to cable tv where they belong. Go broadcast your bullshit to a real captive audience who can’t reply
       
 (DIR) Post #AVyMd8FMvqf316bcKu by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-20T22:56:41Z
       
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       So ready to fuck some kids up at this concert. Jump into the pit
       
 (DIR) Post #AWo4GCaNd9sMbzBApc by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-18T05:40:12Z
       
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       Oh yeah? Well I’ll build my own reddit! With blackjack! And hookers!
       
 (DIR) Post #AWtbKSpPS5dUQGeHTs by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-20T21:39:44Z
       
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       Leave Chicago and in just a couple days, the Fediverse has devolved into Fedidrama. Lovely!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGuwDplfWI7RtL7eC by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-31T20:49:44Z
       
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       Just thinking about how most of the high follow count people I talk to here will reply to me. The ones who don’t tend to be Twitterati who wouldn’t be caught dead speaking to a normie like me because it might affect their algorithmic placement in the timeline.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGuwGW1hNHZlX7tnE by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-31T22:27:55Z
       
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       Those being subtooted here would know it if and only if I were also one of the Twitterati pointing it out
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIY44evkrmQgGxve4 by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-08-01T20:40:40Z
       
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       @linuxtldr we have a religion for that! Kopimism
       
 (DIR) Post #AZfwCNxi20GaGKFdNA by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-09-12T01:21:27Z
       
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       @stux god damn is that boiling wood
       
 (DIR) Post #AaASxGKGlGaZvH43Ye by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-09-26T18:49:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts see https://infosec.exchange/@sickmatter/111124175426680461
       
 (DIR) Post #Abz1ITF4z8AlzxFknI by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-11-19T22:06:22Z
       
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       After the deaths of millions of humans around the world, the UN is proud to announce that they’ve negotiated a ceasefire with COVID. We did it!