Posts by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #A9JxkzQKwb5yOrr9NY by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-07-15T18:00:24Z
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@Koopa Damn, Koopa. I'm glad we're friends, you know?
(DIR) Post #A9Jxl0OFLr19OfszlA by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-07-15T18:19:41Z
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@Koopa I'm the orange cat in my profile picture, no humans here.
(DIR) Post #A9qt8hc3my8uFQM7WK by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-07-31T15:30:31Z
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There were some Lollapalosers hanging out in the lobby of my office building yesterday which was super weird because it was like half a mile from the park. Surely there was a closer Starbucks.
(DIR) Post #A9saMGpCfnIwPKBBlg by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-08-01T11:10:57Z
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@garfiald lol, I wonder if they're regularly in the habit of walking in front of speeding cars, or do they instead take precautions, like looking both ways or crossing at crosswalks.
(DIR) Post #AAZ5QZJYnfDyxpsH4a by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-08-21T23:15:21Z
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@healyn there's Angus!
(DIR) Post #AAklenrjOMouTrK1C4 by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-08-27T14:32:08Z
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It's truly remarkable how close some anti-vax people get to self awareness. The whole "if we're giving away free vaccines for the public good, why don't we give away free insulin and free chemo?" Like yeah, let's do that. Let's help people for free and have the government foot the bill. Please.
(DIR) Post #AAndogxhhLVpo2CRJw by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-08-28T21:50:57Z
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@jk that's Greg, Josef. Don't you remember?
(DIR) Post #AAsvlxUmmBb3PGytai by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-08-31T11:18:36Z
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It's my birthday, can I get some fweaking boosts?
(DIR) Post #AB3skz4SC5Zqw9vJVg by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-09-03T15:26:41Z
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Local pot seen on Fediverse, calling kettle black
(DIR) Post #AB3sl0nrkjUsJIB5vs by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-09-03T15:27:54Z
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This is a subtoot
(DIR) Post #AB9mEt9DFOhKWVDmsa by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-09-08T15:59:09Z
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The Master Boot Record (MBR) on your hard drive is an area of the drive walled off to store a record of every boot ever manufactured.
(DIR) Post #ABRU1zYnyrvuofaOvY by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-09-17T01:53:38Z
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Deathloop is very good.
(DIR) Post #ABYFYljghAw79r6y9Y by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-09-20T11:14:17Z
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For the first time in my life, I bought a Vizio product, and I like it. Got a 5.1 surround sound bar system. For $330 (the next cheapest was like $500).
(DIR) Post #AC6cHGJ4P0n2zPq9hY by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-07T01:16:34Z
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@sugar I cheated, because you told me once how old you are, so I was able to extrapolate. I will not be revealing the answer to anyone else though
(DIR) Post #AC8SvZB92qajsWdJQW by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-07T22:37:06Z
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@Thomas Speed Racer
(DIR) Post #ACbUFoqaIov2ZOkhRQ by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-02T18:30:22Z
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My boy and my elbow
(DIR) Post #ACidZmoUW16c309PBQ by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-25T09:37:28Z
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@sugar all nut milks are canonically the result of jerking the trees off
(DIR) Post #ACrmSHUyHNlcq9PK1g by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-29T18:04:47Z
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My kingdom for a bank that allows you to use authenticator apps.
(DIR) Post #ACrmSI8ftlWgpHz1ua by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-10-29T18:08:30Z
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An MMO I play: Sorry, you gotta use an authenticator app to get access.The place where I store my money: Text cool?
(DIR) Post #ADcqgcAT1EEYiVI4ZM by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2021-11-21T12:29:16Z
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@ocean @SuricrasiaOnline are those the same companies though?