Posts by seismic007@woof.group
 (DIR) Post #AQuAD1vjaF2anE2Qeu by seismic007@woof.group
       2022-12-23T17:15:27Z
       
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       @stux This should have a content warning. It’s triggering my hungrt.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX4uVhZ1WAxK1JEiTg by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-06-26T08:54:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Fabulous ULTRA-LOW-QUALITY fact (that you are welcome to use): he is my cousin. [at least that is what I tell everyone, and some people actually believe it #truth]
       
 (DIR) Post #AX91L1DjZU9G6syH20 by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-06-28T08:29:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Then, a monkey cleaning up its bikini line is a waxing gibbous?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXB63QAGyky6LbhTVo by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-06-29T08:31:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts In my heart, I knew this was truth. In fact, I firmly believe Portuguese is the mother tongue of all ancient and modern-day linguistics.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXFPUdy2RcBQjgVmc4 by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-01T10:28:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Pecans are the pits inside medjool dates. Bet you didn’t know that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSGEmNYdEHcx2cwAS by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-07T15:15:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Orcas favorite ice cream flavour is butter pecan.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWsfgGw1CogijcjB2 by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-09T20:45:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts (but they don’t scramble well)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXc3J74HLbCKl3gh5U by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-12T08:38:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The remaining 20% are due to brain freeze from drinking Slurpees too quickly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXmPYZqCnErEubU0yO by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-17T08:34:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Years ago, I read (in the original runic language) from a stone tablet that the source of wind was beans. The tablet was subsequently destroyed, so this toot (ahem) may just be the sound of two cheeks clapping.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYFSic6ddYuynZzeTo by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-31T08:56:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts At the time, crocodile activists protested and boycotted, to no avail.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYHWZK0wJyumDL4YnA by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-08-01T08:49:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My eyelashes change color from dark brown to white, back to dark brown each time I experience a complete REM sleep cycle.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa3prfOFb9AMlAVYDA by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-09-23T14:03:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It happened to me.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbK7iySnppZo8a4A2y by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-10-31T08:30:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts you’re not wrong, really.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxvQBAlG2BZOEZ97Y by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-11-19T13:21:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m sorry, but I beg to differ. Geckos also possess this skill.
       
 (DIR) Post #AphyjsTKhYIuTfTfxA by seismic007@woof.group
       2025-01-03T14:52:57Z
       
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       @sullybiker @kibcol1049 Jesus flogging the WSJ is in the apocrypha.