Posts by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
(DIR) Post #ASEuWPSDP5yTRPnM7F by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-02-01T13:50:55Z
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If you don’t want to do the math, that’s about 15,000 Americans still dying from COVID every single month.But sure. The pandemic is over.
(DIR) Post #ASsFB90g9TgnhcniRE by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-02-20T14:46:04Z
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@TealCartoons That’s fabulous!
(DIR) Post #ASuHcPMU3M1qSZ31rE by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-02-21T14:19:16Z
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For me personally, every day is Fat Tuesday.
(DIR) Post #ATcFQ8p8k2xky0y5x2 by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-03-14T19:23:42Z
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All this hoopla about the scarcity of chicken eggs when snake eggs are RIGHT THERE.
(DIR) Post #ATcFYFW3kBZe2UuSXo by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-03-14T19:26:56Z
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@chrisgn I mean, I don’t NOT want manticores, to be honest.
(DIR) Post #ATdTvyEs7x7M2a4l5k by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-03-15T02:12:44Z
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Cocaine Bear:
(DIR) Post #AV0wdm8EDcAeljXfpQ by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-04-25T14:09:27Z
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Just had to explain to the news team here who Harry Belafonte was, in case you were wondering if the people who are in charge of informing you about what’s happening in the world should have to pass a basic test of knowledge before they are allowed anywhere near a news desk.
(DIR) Post #AVikDrfF0FE9n3VOU4 by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-05-16T17:20:51Z
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A special “go fuck yourself” to JEOPARDY! host Ken Jennings for crossing the Writer’s Guild picket line and showing his cowardly colors.Enjoy not working in the biz again after the strike ends.
(DIR) Post #AVinOLjMN4qxnX7hBo by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-05-16T18:58:02Z
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@seth I don’t really know much about him other than he exists and was a JEOPARDY! champion at one point.
(DIR) Post #AVkd5s47JgnpM4In4K by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-05-17T11:05:33Z
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@RavynWitch @seth Ugh. Guess I can put him on the Awful List and leave him there.
(DIR) Post #AWvHY7Wxp53bemAvdw by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-06-21T13:14:30Z
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*whispers* Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin so whenever a cop tells you that accidental contact with the drug is enough to kill law enforcement officers, he is lying to you, because that’s what cops do.
(DIR) Post #AYsSMz7OSIf8tBx9pA by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-08-18T23:42:14Z
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Just a reminder that we didn't beat COVID.We gave up on it.
(DIR) Post #AZ6kKqdVXTZxOKXnFY by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-08-25T22:54:35Z
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I would like to request a “hug” button on Mastodon that I can tap when someone posts something sad or emotionally delicate, for when there are no words and tapping a star seems like a weird thing to do.
(DIR) Post #AZkBw0rIXMx3sFJ5jk by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2023-09-14T01:00:20Z
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Just a reminder that Mitt Romney was CEO of a venture capital company, wrecking companies and destroying lives, so no, he’s not a good person.
(DIR) Post #AkIllgbebd4hC21jrU by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2024-07-25T03:40:57Z
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So I accidentally started reading something I’d been writing a while back, and hadn’t really looked at again for a couple of years… and what the fuck, but it’s actually GOOD, and I am completely sucked into it when I should be asleep.I’m taking this as a sign from the universe to FINISH WRITING THE GODDAMN THING.After I sleep, though.
(DIR) Post #AmNmmyDDnTIBQqbbv6 by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2024-09-25T15:02:39Z
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@anne This was the most magnificent thing I've seen today, and today coincidentally is just the sort of day that I really needed to read it. Bless you!
(DIR) Post #AnkjHGqVFMXzZ1bQcS by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2024-11-06T02:44:51Z
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I don’t know how any of us is supposed to sleep tonight.
(DIR) Post #AnkjHJRnZfZJdH4F1s by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2024-11-06T02:56:18Z
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@moxiemoshpit I am exhausted and have to work tomorrow, but I am also terrified of this election, because OBVIOUSLY, and my doom scrolling fingers are doing their thing. I so sincerely hate this timeline.
(DIR) Post #AnklG2OhgDEAN78i6C by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2024-11-06T03:17:29Z
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@courtcan @Ricardus @moxiemoshpit That’s what’s killing me too, knowing that millions of people are on board with this. I am not by nature an optimistic human, so it’s not a surprise for me to say that if this isn’t the end of the country coming here, it sure feels like it will be in another four years.
(DIR) Post #AsT1AmWdnZg0gSDWpE by sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop
2025-03-27T03:12:07Z
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It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel pretty fucking bad about it.