Posts by scrumm@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AT3wJmC2mosaJP2Rd2 by scrumm@beige.party
2023-02-26T05:58:40Z
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Who designed all these suburbs anyway?
(DIR) Post #ATA3SlgZuLULyJJa8e by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-01T00:18:50Z
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Another pizza successfully slain and delivered to the nightly feast
(DIR) Post #ATA48BOHF6i5ZCVE8m by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-01T04:57:50Z
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comedian in the streets, reply guy in the sheets
(DIR) Post #ATBu3zpjewSvL5dBTM by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-01T22:41:47Z
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An oversized pair of shoes so I don't have to take off my slippers to go outside
(DIR) Post #ATDYnpkaBa9JoDeKH2 by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-02T21:26:19Z
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Don't think I can do anymore work today; I've lost my favorite pen
(DIR) Post #ATEBHa80d5zGIsDdg0 by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-03T01:58:14Z
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Apparently that interview where I nodded and smiled while having a coffee covered nose went well because they want to talk again, so I need to learn how to negotiate a job offer real quick
(DIR) Post #ATEqktvoB1zSEybxyq by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-01T15:04:04Z
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We now return to your regularly scheduled programming of anxiety and self doubt
(DIR) Post #ATHbI4kjwqkbZC6wZk by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-04T19:11:05Z
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My leg just fell asleep, so I'm gonna be here a while
(DIR) Post #ATHbI5MJh8oBRjgx96 by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-04T20:10:52Z
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My legs are way better at falling asleep than I am. What's your secret, legs?
(DIR) Post #ATJMGGJqrcmjrb8CLA by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-05T16:32:33Z
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Unfortunately threw out my back last night twerking
(DIR) Post #ATOSxczeAindHck3KC by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-08T02:50:37Z
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There sure are a lot of people putting random stuff up on the internet. Glad that's not me
(DIR) Post #ATS0boNH9l1q7sRUci by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-09T20:18:48Z
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With the money I've made from mastodon, I've hired a team of monkeys to write all my future posts
(DIR) Post #ATSas064w7BPSyPwiu by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-10T03:02:14Z
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As always, consult with your personal physicist before attempting to break the laws of reality
(DIR) Post #ATSlWSve9v1A0lTK6q by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-10T05:07:45Z
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It's a beautiful spring evening out there
(DIR) Post #ATY99jWZezILVmEmLw by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-12T18:27:17Z
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Ugh, I have to plan out my whole day to do the things I want to do. Tired of this adulting shit
(DIR) Post #ATdirEMqEVMjvX08uW by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-15T04:32:57Z
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Technically, I don't owe anybody anything. Except the bank; I owe them a lot of money
(DIR) Post #AU7KLIUfeSlWPj9bto by scrumm@beige.party
2023-03-29T18:22:49Z
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This seems like my kind of place
(DIR) Post #AUUW76XDOPEZfsmlRw by scrumm@beige.party
2023-04-09T22:02:02Z
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Buying asparagus for the free rubber bands
(DIR) Post #AUWhFq2NaPgMvXeKZ6 by scrumm@beige.party
2023-04-11T00:56:08Z
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Hopefully ChatGPT has some useful parenting tips because I'm out
(DIR) Post #AjlgVam6bnjNrDUtZg by scrumm@beige.party
2024-07-09T17:59:30Z
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Sorry I didn't text you back. Something smelled intriguing