Posts by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
(DIR) Post #Acs7RrCqY9ToR2QCBs by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-16T16:00:30.120465Z
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@jeremiah You know Microsoft, you're only gonna make me want to mock retards even harder with your silly suggestions. The turning radius on this car is so munchausen syndrome by proxy bad.
(DIR) Post #AcuzyEJ1z6dFBY7TBQ by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-18T01:20:50.780756Z
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@Synclair It's 2. A bow tie is affixed around the base of the neck at the shoulders. If the giraffe was wearing a collared shirt the neckhole would also be in the same location as shown in #2. The choice of #1 is based on human-centric perception where a bowtie maintains a close proximity to the head, something not possible on the giraffe, who quite frankly grows tired of your speciesist bigotry.
(DIR) Post #AcvRYQqBYVVlFT78nA by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-18T06:29:55.475625Z
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@jeremiah @alex Getting people to stare at your chest for an extended time was once solely the domain of the young, attractive female. These old timers have found a new way. Big titties or deciphering religious runes, the choice is yours.
(DIR) Post #AcvRp82MihEVqxlyyG by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-18T06:32:56.527179Z
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@Viking Two young, healthy boom microphones gave their lives for this woman's vanity.
(DIR) Post #AczAyepjETxNaQey80 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-20T01:43:01.448608Z
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@jeremiah @ChrisWilson It sounds ridiculous, but it actually works. For example I was all set on taking out the local Walgreens with an RPG, but just as I was putting on my body armor I got an e-mail from Steam saying that Skyrim was now available for the Commodore 64. The rest is history, that place is still in business and my character is almost ready to take on the Ebony Warrior.
(DIR) Post #Ad1flUVmk1JAKVzoye by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-21T06:37:25.373634Z
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@talia_christine This meme does not fit within any of my existing categories. It is deeply melancholic. How dare they tempt us with the promise of a pig and rabbit-staffed Post Office when it was only a fantasy?
(DIR) Post #Ad3hrRe6tgwxP6mDU8 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-22T06:10:19.894439Z
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@jeremiah Legends tell that the first pizza delivery driver to make it up there will receive the biggest tip in history.
(DIR) Post #Ad5mU7Yv5HWTt8KOI4 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-23T06:11:33.842562Z
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@MostlyHarmless The only thing Fedex delivers to me is a notice saying I wasn't around to sign the stupid ass signature-required form the dumbass sender paid for.
(DIR) Post #AdOOCouN0pgmLZ3Lg8 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-01T05:39:01.903103Z
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@NanoRaptor I remember installing BeOS on a Mac at some point. I remember there was a song "Be OS, it's the OS, woo woo wooo" or something. I don't think I did anything useful with it, but it seemed cool.Well of course, the internet has everything:https://youtu.be/KlOi-L-N0X4?si=9Qq82PDeDPYSe4fo
(DIR) Post #AdOPY886qGdDzsCkfw by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-01T05:54:05.279381Z
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@Dan_Ramos1638392645618.jpg
(DIR) Post #AdQShRtXPjBE58Ragy by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-02T05:38:47.746131Z
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@jeremiah I think it might be considered "googie", but I am not sure about that. The artist Shag does stuff in this vein.I also recommend a Flickr account called Leif Peng. The guy posts an endless treasure trove of vintage illustration.https://flickr.com/photos/leifpeng/albums/shag123456.jfif
(DIR) Post #AdQd5Z1TYxCwgGIJvs by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-02T07:35:13.094782Z
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@SynclairAnyoneWhoWantsATiaraHasToGoThgroughMe.jpga443938cf1da488bcecd53f3360f8d7d344e80141861748141cccf43b9ed49d4.png
(DIR) Post #AdSAy70Aw9G5LcGS8W by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-03T01:29:33.210591Z
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@jeremiah It looks like a regular car that's been softened with a heat gun and slowly pulled apart.
(DIR) Post #AdSKHUl1jlgc78UpX6 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-03T03:13:54.105893Z
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@zoomgoboom How the hell are they supposed to control the masses without BREAD!?
(DIR) Post #AdSKRsdVoMKR4JvvEG by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-03T03:15:46.685473Z
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I am now of legal age to buy dry ice at Meijer.
(DIR) Post #AdSKq4Hk9WBo9BHiYC by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-03T03:20:09.000070Z
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@zoomgoboom I sure hope so.CatPossessingBread.jpg
(DIR) Post #AdSeEyihsXt9FvUKsS by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-03T06:57:32.839631Z
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Leif Peng car adverts led me to look up and see what the actual thing looked like. Not gonna lie, I was disappointed but not surprised that the real car is not QUITE as wide as the artist makes them look, but nevermind that it's still goddamn gorgeous. Well, when you sink however many tens of thousands of dollars it took to restore this thing that is. What a result!"I don't understand why you can't design something that's beautiful" he says in the video. Exactly. Something I think about every day, driving through this land of hideously drab cars, drab architecture...uninspired ugly shit everywhere you look. Yes, I'm bitter.https://youtu.be/O2xsqvWhT8s?si=2C8Ed_NZ1WiOOL4dpontiacwidetrackexaggeratedwidthbutitsgorgeoussoyouknowwhatever.jpg
(DIR) Post #AdUkssRbcT61ProlE0 by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-04T07:21:24.647457Z
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@hakasays Making a pizza shrink and lose its toppings is the whole point.
(DIR) Post #AdUlmKLnZ9FZtRXfUG by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-04T07:31:25.926614Z
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@jeremiah @newt There's a blast from the past. I used one of those PowerPCs at my first job. Editing a 400MB Photoshop file was a massive ordeal. They had 21" CRT monitors though, which blew my mind, especially the flatter ones. Kids these days don't know about the pain of a curvy screen and misaligned pixels in the corners.That Sun tower is really nice looking. That doesn't even look dated today imho.
(DIR) Post #AdYSYqcleggNRBB5oO by sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com
2024-01-06T02:14:56.753636Z
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@Sabex Our specials tonight include Char-broiled mouse with Magic Smoke flavoring.