Posts by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #ABYuYUN5LvIJQJWZyy by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2021-09-20T19:07:27Z
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idk this whole Free iOS Updates business doesn't seem sustainable. how are they supposed to make money??
(DIR) Post #AEQkuLTQcnx9pq6qyu by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2021-12-15T13:44:53Z
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I was looking for 1990s clipart yesterday and came across one called "COMPUTE.BMP" and I'm still at a loss for words
(DIR) Post #AEQkuNOXTxELnFpydc by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2021-12-15T13:44:53Z
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BOOLE IS RAD!
(DIR) Post #AFqEWEgadfAMGWw5se by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-01-26T18:55:10Z
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this violates every single one of my senses 10 times over. I love it. https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/
(DIR) Post #AFt24HvAMfygdaukHA by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-01-28T03:21:25Z
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oh you work at dropbox? name every file, i’ll wait.
(DIR) Post #AGJm11TlTHivFtWDKa by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-02-10T01:06:16Z
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We need a new acronym for FAANG. Facebook is now Meta, Google is Alphabet, Netflix is outta there. I propose we drop Meta and adopt Adobe so the acronym would be AAAA.
(DIR) Post #AGJm13MkSLId6iFdfk by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-02-10T01:06:16Z
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You’re not allowed to pronounce it “Four A” or “Quad A” or anything like that. You must scream it. That’s the law.
(DIR) Post #AGJmGNw2GM01FG4EZE by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-02-10T01:15:54Z
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@Hyolobrika @Gargron that train has very much left the station
(DIR) Post #AGkPPj240tmngEdwQa by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-02-22T20:49:16Z
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I know I'm a tiny bit biased but the Mastodon Android app is legitimately one of the most fun Android apps to poke around in. @grishka added tons of micro-interactions that make it an absolute joy to use #mastodev
(DIR) Post #AHqGgG3Z34eUCv3B9k by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-03-27T13:54:28Z
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May I offer you a diagram in these trying times
(DIR) Post #AIycg7yLhMUPqc4yXI by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-04-30T13:33:48Z
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keep it brief babez. fixed your bio, invoice is in the mail xx
(DIR) Post #AKifv6GJuuBXFSHJuC by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-06-21T00:31:12Z
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I was thinking about this (https://www.andy.works/words/the-most-satisfying-checkbox) blog post about adding "juice" to products. Instead of thinking about juicing something, my instinct was to think about how to make it completely over-dramatic. A file compression utility:
(DIR) Post #ANtq4svz930fucC1iK by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-09-24T19:48:34Z
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broke: taking pics of your dogwoke:
(DIR) Post #APOC0BgjqLIXthUpbU by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-11-08T02:04:46Z
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Model-View-Controller? Sounds like a liberal hoax. Cram all your logic into frontend code the way god intended. If your onclick html attributes aren’t begging for mercy, you’re not doing it right.
(DIR) Post #APTbQsyl6LgZr61NsO by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-10-31T15:53:41Z
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my love language is removing tracking parameters from links before sharing them
(DIR) Post #APXSNwMpvQBGXYdzFY by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-11-12T20:28:41Z
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@mansr it’s not as fun
(DIR) Post #AQkEsYGiiA8JCKJFFw by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2022-12-18T17:56:57Z
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i'm just happy that the french are sad.
(DIR) Post #ARiaPYf6YTXbpXYu36 by samhenrigold@mastodon.online
2023-01-17T00:54:28Z
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can some linguist tell me why no-one in my generation — myself included — can normally express their approval of something? I just saw a concert video and my reaction wasn't "aw that was amazing!" but rather "she absolutely served. run me over with a pickup truck queen. break my fingers one by one."