Posts by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
(DIR) Post #3169174 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-20T02:12:49.766767Z
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ok take 2 lets go this bitch better federate bc its actuallt funny
(DIR) Post #3169175 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-20T02:14:17.177397Z
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Oh turns out replying to it makes it federate :6ec6f726999cac0f:
(DIR) Post #9gtjycNg9P0ShiBNyK by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-12T16:41:17.390736Z
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frick
(DIR) Post #9gtjyleffawjT1CaCu by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-10T21:18:55.101884Z
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vaporwave screaming
(DIR) Post #9gtk0kNDPD4G4UysZk by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-10T16:22:47.075730Z
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Does Thanos take off the infinity gauntlet to wipe his ass?Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ass. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ass. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him.Let's say he takes off the gauntlet and puts it on the counter. That would make him vulnerable, wouldn't it? Maybe this was the one outcome that Dr. Strange saw in 14,000,605. Spiderman swoops in, steals the gauntlet and toodles out of there without getting a sniff of Thanos poop. The rest of the Avengers cast would then swoop in and beat him senseless atop the toilet bowl. Ass unwiped.What happens in the other 14,000,604 possibilities though? Thanos could own a japanese styled bidet toilet seat. The kind that would jet your ass with lukewarm water warmed to your body's temperature, then dry your ass with the loving warmth of a mother. Thanos would never have to take of his glove to wipe his ass. His ass would be sparkly clean without him needing to lift a finger. To think that Japanese technology would be the undoing of the avengers. Who woulda thunk it.
(DIR) Post #9haF7dy7KBRXsvQPK4 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-04-08T02:31:39.796106Z
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u can post audio files on pleroma right?Levan pollka scarlxrd heart att…
(DIR) Post #9haFKarqAMYE1zfEWW by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-04-08T02:33:04.128691Z
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i didnt make this btw. wish i did tho its great
(DIR) Post #9huub6Q4bcrXntrij2 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-08T17:08:41.570123Z
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Do you wanna have a bad time?Do you aspire a poor endeavor?By producing a vibration transmitted through air particles, I would like to expand my existing knowledge and thereby the actions I shall carry out, by inquiring your opinion upon the following subject. Would the individual in question, also know as the person I am currently conversing with at this exact moment, abbreviated as "you", desire or crave in any way, shape, or form, to be put through a series of unpleasant and harrowing experiences, thereby discouraging the homosapien in topic from continuing to progress into an unfavorable situation for myself.
(DIR) Post #9huv2nnrPl6MAtCSgK by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T04:00:47.224855Z
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you could go to five or six stores
(DIR) Post #9huv35EMcTP2E0jMqu by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T04:00:56.853349Z
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or just...
(DIR) Post #9huv3atYtLmEQlFCs4 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T04:01:01.965604Z
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one
(DIR) Post #9huv9JQQl0PRzDLSFc by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T03:47:37.403383Z
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agent 3: what is thatagent 4: a knife!agent 3: NO
(DIR) Post #9huvAoZsQ2DytRToO0 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T03:36:24.270228Z
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:7516b9c1ff4ff373: yalll...... do u think clowns are real?
(DIR) Post #9huvCqvWeiPOl4Zsci by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T03:32:08.970979Z
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agent 3 barges into off the hook to announce she is "metaphorically hung", pearl is screaming, marina is concerned, agent 8 and agent 4 are dying in the background
(DIR) Post #9huvD660G2hbnuaxXM by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T03:32:58.230032Z
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agent 3: "if i had a dick itd be fucking HUGE"
(DIR) Post #9huvKMQnvAiuUjmvR2 by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2019-01-02T02:22:48.071660Z
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cq cumber is chaotic evil and he just wants to watch the world burn send post
(DIR) Post #9pxgBCHS6o0XjSGfAG by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2018-11-16T14:29:30.990165Z
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hey @kaniini i made an emoji for my fursona and would it be okay if u added it? Sorry if im bothering u jfjdfhdh(If u need the ver w/out the signature i can dm it to u :0)
(DIR) Post #9pxgBDQLrCijHLRHfs by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2018-11-16T14:44:26.865253Z
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@kaniini :sadcatstarry: maybe? :0
(DIR) Post #9pxgBEMqLjVaCknzqS by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2018-11-16T14:55:36.899961Z
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@kaniini aaa thats fine!!! Tysm!!!! :'3
(DIR) Post #A1c4LI6StlkYSjoG6C by sadcatstarry@pleroma.site
2018-12-19T16:15:20.139467Z
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It always annoys me when people say how boring states like Iowa, Nebraska, or Wyoming are. But those states are famously boring. Classically boring. So boring that they're the first places that comes to mind when you think boring. But the real boring states are the ones you forget about entirely. So goddamn useless that they may never cross your mind at all. I'm not talking about Delaware, Idaho, or Arkansas. Idaho and Arkansas have amazing national and state forests, and Delaware has their whole "first state" thing going for them. But one state has nothing going for them. God. Damn. North. Dakota. It has nothing going for it. The only reason it'd ever come to mind is name recognition from it's less-useless southern neighbor. If it were not for this gratuitous naming situation, no one would have heard of this state at all. North Dakota is the state equivalent of a dull uncle, an unenthusiastic blowjob, and a sudoku puzzle all thrown together into a lettuce-only salad. No dressing either, mind you. Let's start with the shape. It's just a boring rectangle. Not a proud, robust rectangle like Colorado or Wyoming. A pathetic, sad, rectangle. It can't even commit to being a rectangle. The eastern border is a wavy mess that clashes with the fierce edges of the western corners. Now, I wouldn't judge a state entirely on it's shape, so let's head into what there actually is in North Dakota. Oh ... nothing? Yep. Absoulutely fucking nothing. Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, which is pretty ironic. Otto von Bismarck, the city's namesake, is a badass german strategist. Not fitting for such a lame city. It's like when someone names a tiny yorkie dog something like Killer or Maimer. It's laughable that anyone thought this city even deserved a name. But the largest city in ND is Fargo, which is the only decent place in the state, but only to be overshadowed by the TV Series by the same name. You literally have to go to the second page of google to find anything on the actual city. I would mention more cities, but those are pretty much the only two big ones. It's strange when the rest of the "big" cities people mention are smaller than Anderson, Indiana. What the hell is Anderson, Indiana? I don't fucking know either. The best thing to do in North Dakota is to go to Theodore Roosevelt National Park, where you can climb a few rocks and gaze out into the dull skies and unvaried landscape. Have fun. What we need to do is take the burden off of South Dakota of sharing a name with it's northern counterpart. Rename it to just Dakota. Then rename North Dakota to something more fitting like North Mississippi. Now, I know I've been harsh on North Dakota, so to make up for it, I'll talk about just the good things about North Dakota for the rest of this rant. Thanks for reading.