Posts by ryan@hates.company
(DIR) Post #ALaMwpzlVotD7o70sa by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-17T14:42:46Z
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doctors without borders. their flood fills are unstoppable, infinite. doctors flood filling countries, continents, planets. someone save us from these doctors!
(DIR) Post #ALjNUtATl8KpJc16PY by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-21T22:43:21Z
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i am "i have no idea who geraldo is or why he locked al capone in a vault" years old
(DIR) Post #ALjjdzIUXQglvGVaBU by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-22T00:05:50Z
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i am years old
(DIR) Post #ALjkbhC6yPFV9VzlCq by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-22T03:13:49Z
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watching Everything Is Terrible! Presents: The Great Satan (2018). just saw a clip from a music video i loved as a kid. enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLO2-_emvDY
(DIR) Post #ALwxyE5hYESQ3oXHdI by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-28T11:28:47Z
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yall should spend less talking about the "gigachad" and more time talking about the "gilgachad." that's right, im talking about getting way into sumerian epic poems.
(DIR) Post #ALx0xqcD8IJX7AFk12 by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-28T12:55:39Z
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@Sklingklorp i need to watch this a little more carefully later, it's amazing!
(DIR) Post #AM1qN9cPUMy5aP0hGa by ryan@hates.company
2022-07-30T20:50:21Z
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@matt thanks!
(DIR) Post #AM6bAIuLvQPChMTzlI by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-02T03:37:24Z
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imagining a new typo guy
(DIR) Post #AMAh1b8UA4NwyyAHmi by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-04T03:11:22Z
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the secret to chess is hating your pawns. and the horsies. and those castle bits. just really disrespecting all the plastic nonsense on your half of the board.
(DIR) Post #AMIzO7BDgKKXcSQYKm by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-02T15:39:04Z
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someone stole my email and credit card and I guess tried to buy a million things and sign up for a million mailing lists to befuddle me while they ran off with the loot? my favorite though is an invite request to witches.live . mastodon: we've officially made it into the spammer arsenal!
(DIR) Post #AMIzO7vetfTdwU9dia by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-07T21:32:55Z
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ah gross im on some joe biden dot com newsletter list because of this scammer. there's buying a $1.6k turntable with my credit card, and then there's doing me rotten like this.
(DIR) Post #AMX3HbrqxzbKXBNrO4 by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-14T21:40:01Z
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someone at the bakery asked me how to interpret my shirt, gave em my best helpless shrug
(DIR) Post #AMqxn9Nx1GIrUAAXVg by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-24T12:16:10Z
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spent the evening learning how to repair/replace zippers. my hoodies are become eternal
(DIR) Post #AN0FUVKGle6Pd2LRVw by ryan@hates.company
2022-08-29T00:14:17Z
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it is a truth universally acknowledge me senpai
(DIR) Post #ANA2X3dSnuyI5wZxRY by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-02T13:38:44Z
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astrophotography is my passion, here's the big dipper:
(DIR) Post #ANQO2nyWM3tBOTh8D2 by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-10T14:48:11Z
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"rmdir" and "rm -r" are exactly the same number of characters
(DIR) Post #ANbsJSEhdICnjioE88 by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-15T23:27:54Z
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i work with a lot of people who are much smarter than me, which means it takes me months to sort out bugs in their Exciting code and make it into Boring code instead."you have to be twice as clever to debug something as to write it" is only true if you can't afford to throw mortals at it for geologic time instead.
(DIR) Post #ANdJfyWcumsEwz3EWG by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-16T17:55:07Z
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i could never tell Mike Rowe and Ernest P. Worrell apart as a kid. i was right.
(DIR) Post #ANdVgJzgII2iz4ZZOS by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-16T22:49:49Z
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@Sklingklorp oh wow this just took me on a JOURNEY. did you know Ernest was in Toy Story?!
(DIR) Post #ANfyGyknPfPyr9nXlo by ryan@hates.company
2022-09-17T20:08:48Z
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the subtitles in this french movie keep translating loanwords. like when they say "domicile" the subtitles say "home." just paste that bad boy right in the .srt, we'll get it!some of us english-speakers even sleep in domiciles. you know, when the rain frightens us or the sabertooth tigers prowl.