Posts by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
(DIR) Post #AXmi3lneBAdU9ZJHkW by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-17T01:48:01Z
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Not to be pedantic, but "loose" is an adjective, and "lose" is a verb. I guess you could nitpick and say "loose" can also be a verb, but it doesn't mean "lose". Actually, I take all that back. I do mean to be pedantic. And the past participle of "lead" is "led", not "lead".
(DIR) Post #AXnHLZUYAweRaZbM5g by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-17T18:22:29Z
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Wisconsin - The Rudy Schwartz Project I once had to change planes in Milwaukee. It was the only time I've been in #Wisconsin, but it felt like I completely understood what was going on there. Maybe someday I'll go back and get some coffee.https://youtu.be/ONm_GKOYLg4
(DIR) Post #AXp63gGFYfVOBw6CHY by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-18T15:28:01Z
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@onan Damn! Those Bible fuckers had all this shit figured out, didn't they?
(DIR) Post #AXtDXCs9nXJm8tKT56 by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-20T07:19:43Z
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This is a still from a 60s drive-in intermission film, designed to entice customers to the refreshment stand for a slice of pizza. #food #movies
(DIR) Post #AXtOlUg5UgWQulhOlc by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-20T16:54:52Z
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#Canada is seeking disgruntled H1-B visa holders from the U.S. Ten thousand applicants in the first day.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66249400
(DIR) Post #AXvKGYrNsqQ7PLtho0 by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-21T15:14:00Z
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The South Won't Rise Again - The Rudy Schwartz Project #music #jan6 #treason #trump #alabamahttps://youtu.be/PFMYCH7B8Qg
(DIR) Post #AXw7A6ORhlRF8VuZX6 by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-22T00:46:26Z
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I've always thought of Jamie Farr as "The Thinking Man's Casey Kasem".
(DIR) Post #AY0t1jnpWPGg9bNAae by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-24T04:49:15Z
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Misery Farm - The Rudy Schwartz Project - This is a cover of a tune from 1928 by Al Bowlly with Fred Elizalde's orchestra. Al was a British crooner who was killed by the Nazis in 1941 during the bombing of London. #musichttps://youtu.be/reSZ-qKMdeU
(DIR) Post #AY2NtQZsPKapwtK7Ae by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-25T01:11:49Z
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@onan I disagree. I had explosive diarrhea a couple of weeks ago, and it was only a problem for my wife. My neighbours seemed unconcerned when I brought it to their attention, and I'm convinced that their refusing to pray for me helped resolve the matter. I believe "god" only listens to people who leave it alone so it can smoke weed and jerk off to Charlton Heston movies.
(DIR) Post #AY3ETLMQTc1voITmIi by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-25T04:58:16Z
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Oxen Talk - Choblet ... I saw these guys open for Sir Richard Bishop in Montréal around fifteen years ago. I thought they were fantastic, but they vanished instantly and melted away. Which probably means if I like your band, you're doomed. #musichttps://youtu.be/TiCw76IfAdo
(DIR) Post #AY3sB4DpSIRhbrIXL6 by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-25T17:16:41Z
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@onan Just wait until somebody makes fun of Florence Henderson. That's when the shit will really hit the fan.
(DIR) Post #AY6clkYqVAoDYQThZY by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-27T02:22:15Z
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Just when I'm convinced the United States has hit Peak Hillbilly, something new happens to prove that I should never think that the United States has hit Peak Hillbilly. America has always had Infinite Hillbilly Potential, and I must learn to accept that, or continue to be wrong.
(DIR) Post #AY7rgteCz48il45e4m by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-27T16:27:05Z
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Mitch McConnell's little stunt yesterday was merely another ploy to convince you that he's a human. Don't take the bait, but watch for the twelve-footed flesh eating amoebas at the supermarket. We're definitely entering phase three. They won't need Hunter Biden's dick anymore. It's merely the booster engine falling away from the capsule. #CultDuJour
(DIR) Post #AY82iFhfZ7ESwrYeci by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-27T18:54:48Z
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@edithfrost I think of it as a pleasant time to bask in denial about all the shit I won't get done that day.
(DIR) Post #AY9rSrcnVG6OCXrYAa by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-28T15:45:01Z
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When hemorrhoids are outlawed, only outlaws will have hemorrhoids. #AmericanExceptionalism
(DIR) Post #AY9rdJspIFxCjuLV7Q by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-28T14:31:40Z
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@onan Like, rising inflection? Like, in speaking English? Indicates, like, one of two things? It's, like, either a question? Or, like, a cue for, like, the listener? That's, like, awesome.
(DIR) Post #AYByjoVJRmW9ROJL7o by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-29T16:24:18Z
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My wife and I just went to two really shitty garage sales. The first had lots of JFK/Marilyn/Royal Family memorabilia, and the second had a big pile of PVC pipe, a cheap telescope, a rusty table saw, and some DVDs of movies that I would pay to avoid watching. But there was a customer there who looked like Whitman Mayo, so that made me feel a little better about the experience.
(DIR) Post #AYC0FcVlfeeBT1FpIW by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-29T16:41:45Z
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@onan I wish.
(DIR) Post #AYGajnqITqRYHOO6wy by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-07-31T17:23:51Z
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Pee Wee Herman's dead. Henry Kissinger is still breathing. Thanks, god.
(DIR) Post #AYHxMrKdphNuXrZO4G by rudyschwartz@dobbs.town
2023-08-01T12:48:22Z
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Sonny Bono's Spine - The Rudy Schwartz Projecthttps://youtu.be/2voaBaPN0DA#music #fuckedup