Posts by rstevens@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AdRTP2mMLiqA5PplUe by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-01-02T17:20:10Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@Wolven feeling that HARD today but praise grogu for hyperfocus
(DIR) Post #AdRWcNH9koNlHbHrDU by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-01-02T17:56:44Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@Wolven god, i miss Eudora sometimes
(DIR) Post #AdVim1OLwtDcOBrLVY by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-01-04T16:04:26Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
she’s up all night to the sunwe're up all to get somewe’re up all night for good funwe're up all night to get statistically insignificant from the mean
(DIR) Post #AdftbYWyeq5VL5hje4 by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-01-09T16:01:52Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
if you record video, it's not a podcast. i will die on this hill and take as many people as possible with me.
(DIR) Post #Adhuz1OhbAfD1gVsWW by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T11:15:06Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
what will be the big hot shit after AI dies out?I hope it's naps
(DIR) Post #AhMB1rA2F3NZbCYqG0 by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-04-23T14:44:33Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
this is the world they took from us
(DIR) Post #AhOVw57BSdHryQS1nU by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-04-27T23:36:29Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
hear me out: muppet x-files
(DIR) Post #AhOVw6DxKwIZPicwzY by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-04-27T23:48:26Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
(the sole human is director skinner, btw.)
(DIR) Post #AheRQMHvw1OVsVpEQa by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-05-07T14:55:02Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
every day is a gift and i recommend hanging on to your receipt to see if you can return it
(DIR) Post #AhhPH03Dctu7s0ESGW by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-05-09T00:57:48Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@mulegirl @clive translucent computers will solve it, make me CEO
(DIR) Post #Ai6IeLJyrs0XlvFpVw by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-05-21T01:30:10Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
i wanna open a video store that only rents VHS tapes, but we somehow use AI, give me a billion dollars
(DIR) Post #Ai6IyjuX9cIFpK4rya by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-05-21T01:33:14Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@clive be kind, rewAInd
(DIR) Post #Ai6JIsu1Qt1BVQRb5E by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-05-21T01:36:26Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@clive did i say billion? i meant TRILLION
(DIR) Post #Aili4sS7Sh7u0yQabA by rstevens@mastodon.social
2024-06-10T01:00:30Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@ZachWeinersmith someone's in the pocket of big airplanes
(DIR) Post #ApzJLEwyuNqYSuaI5Y by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-01-11T23:31:16Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
if apple actually wanted people to like them, they'd sell an ipod that did streaming services, regular files, airpods, and maybe notes/wallet. nothing else. ok, maybe photos. but no notifications.
(DIR) Post #AuEWIixRaLc1ZEI0Fk by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-01-27T12:07:49Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
i hope this email finds you living a new life in the off-world colonies
(DIR) Post #Av8QGJFSbktiHkVV9E by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-06-14T22:07:51Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
sorry i never replied to your email, my opsec is just that good
(DIR) Post #AyY4ZSakd1We0RHRcu by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-08-19T00:42:00Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
you want me to use AI to make decisions?buddy, i don’t even let my phone auto-capitalize words
(DIR) Post #AyZ7G4P0pkMsVECAiG by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-09-24T11:30:55Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter.
(DIR) Post #B0UIoPYhmXBF42QYcq by rstevens@mastodon.social
2025-11-21T22:53:31Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
i am a machine designed to turn earning airline miles into not using them