Posts by root@elle.systems
(DIR) Post #AhqAs1cT0X82YkYV60 by root@elle.systems
2024-04-28T01:11:59Z
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i love the human science that the LA beast does like when he chugged 3 liters of olive oil and was able to tell everyone that he had to throw out his computer chair and sleep on 5 layers of towels because he was leaking oil out of every pore of his body
(DIR) Post #AhqhS0NsH7HJgbvkNk by root@elle.systems
2024-05-06T06:06:02Z
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i got a YouTube version of the twitch random gifted sub to critikal so i got to watch a really bad video of them doing a tier list of cigarettes which is one of the membership videos i guess? it has a very high dislike ratio lol
(DIR) Post #AhrAO0RwzCGnP1HZ3I by root@elle.systems
2024-05-04T23:28:07Z
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i love that automatic stopping table saws are infinitely safer than interacting with a cybertruck in any way even outside of driving.
(DIR) Post #AhrVQnDWjtJYGhhpOC by root@elle.systems
2024-05-05T22:01:01Z
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hmm strange, it's almost like the first thing i used crypto for is still the best and only thing to use it for (crime)
(DIR) Post #AhtAgOg821dK4ibSrY by root@elle.systems
2024-04-27T22:52:09Z
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toast loves the crisping sleeve (she is so crispy)
(DIR) Post #Ai5ox8fD9h5ROOEOQ4 by root@elle.systems
2024-04-27T00:22:13Z
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the gps data harvesting company niantic keeps stopping me from playing the game in a way that would not assist in their aggregate data collection and might in fact hinder it and i hate them for it. let me play the bad gps game my way lol
(DIR) Post #Ajl5Fi6DucAHdWTGU4 by root@elle.systems
2024-07-09T08:46:59Z
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breaking: new york has finally realized that there could be a possible connection between the fact they have only just started to use trash cans to put their plastic bags of trash into so that there isn't heated up plastic bags of trash everywhere on the streets attracting and fostering a community of cat-sized rats.(what the fuck how were they doing this for so long what the fuck)
(DIR) Post #AnHAmQLDlZLrMYgSFU by root@elle.systems
2024-10-22T04:27:04Z
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??? lmao shut the fuck up
(DIR) Post #Ankyfd5xfsgupbuGZM by root@elle.systems
2024-11-05T19:15:12Z
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if you are in line you MUST stay in line! no matter how long it takes, they CANNOT stop you from logging into the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV!!
(DIR) Post #AoFbAFpWEkbn2tyoXg by root@elle.systems
2024-11-21T00:16:19Z
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@kaia i saw a random video of a dude doing this reviewing included breakfast at inns and such and i did not like it
(DIR) Post #AoFdG8dw4PIKOzUm1Y by root@elle.systems
2024-11-21T00:29:08Z
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@kaia lmao i hate that at the end i was like, "oh yeah that makes total sense" despite how silly of an excursion it all was
(DIR) Post #AswjPfv83Ui1X7c1uC by root@elle.systems
2025-04-10T08:22:04Z
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ever since the simulated ray-tracing bullshit started in 2018 we've been played for fools. every game looks the same as it did 10 years ago but it will run like dogshit unless you have a 5090 and 128GB of RAM because devs don't get paid for game optimization since there's no time for it anymore.
(DIR) Post #AswjPoPuSw5Hsu4izg by root@elle.systems
2025-04-10T10:09:47Z
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which is why everyone should play ena: dream bbq (free) amongst other indies but you all already knew that.
(DIR) Post #At7xawEXHR5xPSVv0q by root@elle.systems
2025-04-15T19:48:40Z
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lmao 4chan taken down by rival image board and info leaked, many mods confirmed federal agents? very funny
(DIR) Post #AtJOSmvnOveWHD64xc by root@elle.systems
2025-04-21T09:36:39Z
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pope dying hours after meeting vance is clearly connected. i don't see how anything else could've been a factor in his passing to be tbh
(DIR) Post #AtfRrmWNKpkPvbUTOy by root@elle.systems
2025-05-01T20:01:31Z
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on the plus side, christmas will finally be cancelled this year in the US if the tariffs continue lmfao the war on christmas will finally be over
(DIR) Post #Au5q64hRoVCnFObzt2 by root@elle.systems
2024-12-06T01:51:22Z
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my wife made this :)
(DIR) Post #AyQ3wSq7PYK2npZCYS by root@elle.systems
2025-09-20T18:32:31Z
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@grumbulon @jesu hype to see the coverup options. gonna be a handful of dorks with really dark feathers or mountains on their arms.
(DIR) Post #AzaQB4jIKRiE9nUP4a by root@elle.systems
2025-10-24T18:08:48Z
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this joke is so good because it really feels like the point the slop joke has devolved to lol
(DIR) Post #B2KHhnstE3UM9yXBa4 by root@elle.systems
2026-01-15T08:58:35Z
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the mlm brothers...