Posts by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
(DIR) Post #AavHrvJAqjFQ6TAEjY by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T08:52:24Z
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Give me your personal information nowIt's for national security broPlease bro, it's just for national security bro
(DIR) Post #AavHtI1Nt8WUpuUjJ2 by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T08:46:24Z
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@njion my government is the least sexist government to exist. We've shown that even a woman prime minister can sink the economy better than a man ever could.
(DIR) Post #AavHti3l4vs3annzcG by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T08:37:05Z
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Who is up deporting their migrants right now?
(DIR) Post #AavI4PEJQZFwNWqHc8 by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T08:43:25Z
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Britain needs better.That's why my Government is planning to strap jets to the mainland and physically move us to the Caribbean so we get sunshine and good weather all year round.
(DIR) Post #AavJKMBwai2tXju8PY by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T09:11:52Z
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I keep seeing British people displaying this 🏳️⚧️ instead of our great Union flag. Your only loyalty should be to the King and this United Kingdom. This is disgraceful. Under Counter-Terrorism Legislation, I have the power to strip dual-nationals of their UK citizenship and deport them to their other country, in this case 🏳️⚧️. You've been warned.
(DIR) Post #AavKOaJ09rP8QemkT2 by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-18T21:07:49Z
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Who is up rishing their sunak right now?
(DIR) Post #AavUj1adQLiKNpQ0AK by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T11:16:48Z
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Just found out about "Yaseenism". I am hereby declaring Yaseenism a proscribed terror group and will ask the United Nations Security Council to do the same. Any and all Yaseenists are now categorised as to be a member of an active terror group and will be hunted down to the fullest extent. We cannot allow extremist ideology, such as antifa or Yaseenism, to permeate this great country.
(DIR) Post #AavVECYKiLQZMSCxRg by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T11:07:47Z
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I will ask GCHQ to step up their surveillance tracking so I can find out this cute girl's phone number without having to ask her because I'm so shy.
(DIR) Post #AavVfxpB4EUPn4KD8S by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T10:51:41Z
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Being prime minister isn't worth it any more hun x so many snakes around these days babes xx just gonna be me and the kids from now on xx
(DIR) Post #AavyaOrSWtPUZp5j2e by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T16:43:02Z
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Vladimir Putin is a crying, seething soyjack who is a 4channer who gets no female attention. The people of Ukraine and the people of Britain are the Chad wojak. We are just like Ryan Gosling in "Drive". However, Putin has no friends nor women because he's a virgin incel.
(DIR) Post #AaxCZ4dJqQEG4EhPN2 by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-19T09:05:49Z
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I'm literally addicted to deporting people lmao
(DIR) Post #Ab5Zn52FrRP0dURtpY by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-23T21:29:38Z
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[I increase the inflation rate, making our economy nice and round]
(DIR) Post #Ab5sCkCxiWzGkGqQAC by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-24T11:27:44Z
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After the Conservative party defeats in the two latest by-elections, I have decided to cut taxes on high earners to show that I am in touch with the working man.
(DIR) Post #AbCHUmKwCmZ0MW1y9g by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-24T11:36:27Z
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It was a pleasure to meet with Crown Prince Muhammad Bin-Salman of Saudi Arabia this week. We talked a lot about British cooperation with our Saudi allies, including sending RAF staff to the Kingdom to train their pilots. I have learnt a lot from the Crown Prince, especially in the realm of human rights and dealing with uncooperative journalists.
(DIR) Post #AbOYJfs2N2FHSMgUgC by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-11-02T11:46:56Z
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The UK stands with Israel in this trying time. British values are the same as Israeli values. Democracy. Free speech. Sending death squads into colonial territories.
(DIR) Post #AbOe5kHpkpjQp7UZ1M by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-11-02T11:59:48Z
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The UK will cut all diplomatic channels with :transgender_flag:. This is because I simply do not like those people, because they are far prettier than me.
(DIR) Post #AcpnnJddeFljIVzKXg by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-10-18T20:35:05Z
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I cancelled HS2 because the only rail this country needs is a rail of coke amirite fellas
(DIR) Post #Acpo3D5hl6UNcnh9Xc by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2023-12-15T12:47:59Z
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@Amps I'm not boring. I'm very fun. Last week, I burnt ten-pound notes in front of the homeless. You Internet warriors should get a life.
(DIR) Post #AhW5cZXKkd4EBblgI4 by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2024-05-03T09:58:50Z
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My Government is committed to free speech on universities. For too long, alternative viewpoints have been suppressed by opposition groups within universities. Our historic universities are places for debate, no matter how uncomfortable the discussion is about. In addition to this, any pro-Palestinian protests at universities will be curtailed by the police immediately.
(DIR) Post #AjbDJvs9VDcBZ0oYAy by rishisunak@fuckgov.org
2024-07-04T14:09:40Z
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We need to fucking lose this election I just don't give a shit any more