Posts by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AVYmlee0248SGKRq3E by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-05-11T23:04:30Z
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@ferricoxide @fcktheworld587 đ
(DIR) Post #AViO2MUOEMLzbaQF4y by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-05-15T23:23:08Z
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her: *sadly* says here our neighbor died of natural causesme: how many causes?her:me: so like he was crushed between a greenpeace truck and a world wildlife fund truck?her: why couldnât it have been you
(DIR) Post #AVnhFouurMBVmEsUGu by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-05-17T18:02:06Z
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me: I wanna blow some stuff uptherapist: you have a military-industrial complex
(DIR) Post #AWW5GxBNp3dtN684Ui by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T12:45:02Z
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donât wish upon a star. donât do anything upon a star. youâll die
(DIR) Post #AWW5TyJ4xEIscew71s by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T13:42:10Z
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@khoji đ
(DIR) Post #AX9gA32CaCQ0fgSrZI by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-02-08T18:09:50Z
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me: can I ask a rhetorical question?her: sureme: well apparently not
(DIR) Post #AX9iXphS0pJWAmEAro by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-06-28T16:31:43Z
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once I fix all the bugs, itâs over for you glitches
(DIR) Post #AXHCwZbfLDZsEOxEn2 by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-07-02T07:08:05Z
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me: good morninggary, who copies everything people say: good morning
(DIR) Post #AXdnxVMdDzlUkAQjse by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-02-15T22:34:53Z
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me: Iâm game for a shenanigan, but I really have to be up earlygang leader:me: or a hijink. either, but I gotta be home by like nine
(DIR) Post #AY0DOcEbUdraIlS36m by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-01-01T17:19:15Z
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daughter: daddy, whoâs your favorite child?me: I donât have a favorite. you all need to try a little harder
(DIR) Post #AY0DOdy13HmbfthpWy by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-01-01T17:33:58Z
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daughter: but Iâm an only childme: oh, I thought you meant in the world
(DIR) Post #AY6WtuDxrIXM7FDVBo by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2022-12-20T12:58:41Z
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Banadian goose
(DIR) Post #AY6lFLiqDQQgq4mJrU by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-07-25T14:57:49Z
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*punching the clock* fuck you, clock
(DIR) Post #AYQbINb6lijZNpjj8q by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2022-12-21T13:37:05Z
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her: my uncle needs a criminal lawyerme: I think an innocent one would be better
(DIR) Post #AYvKCWGEfvnAKoT3DM by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2022-12-18T19:28:45Z
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hyperbole kills more people annually than all other literary techniques combined
(DIR) Post #AZcfMqDXYILC5zAymG by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-02-22T15:15:12Z
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if you want me to be open to new ideas, please try to make them less stupid
(DIR) Post #Aa4ddfAcc8OHjReJVY by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-09-23T14:39:14Z
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me: . . . but litter IS in its place. If you pick it up and put it in the garbage, it wonât be litter anymore. So youâre really telling people to throw garbage on the groundmayor: how did you get in here
(DIR) Post #AbXhN0kjppgT6IZkeG by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2023-11-06T21:34:02Z
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ârodentâ means âgnawingâ because they have two incisors, like the w in âgnawingâ
(DIR) Post #AdRZp5lcSh4ubkI98y by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2024-01-02T13:58:04Z
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still writing 1987 on my checks
(DIR) Post #AdUEn58wIMeUWxHNzs by rebrafsim@universeodon.com
2024-01-04T01:21:40Z
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@Aviva_Gary thanks!