Posts by qdot@buttplug.engineer
(DIR) Post #AjtfWaHrMWxHwbwG7E by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-07-13T18:35:45Z
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I put in my grindr bio that I’m looking for the zeros of the Riemann zeta function and now I’ve been cancelled by every furry under the age of 25
(DIR) Post #Ak42NMuEz1eCzfJPkW by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-07-18T18:06:23Z
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Software engineering management in 2024 means saying things like “no you can’t take the project made for the trans engineer and hand it to the cis furry engineer, those are completely different problem domains!”
(DIR) Post #Ak42NPORjgzuhvSZ6m by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-07-18T18:06:54Z
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Sprint planning in 2024 is all about knowing which weekends the furry cons are on and also if machine girl is currently touring
(DIR) Post #Ak42NSLikHbFsLCvmC by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-07-18T18:13:31Z
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And now my day will be spent catching hell from the trans furry engineers
(DIR) Post #Ak42NUW4gl4Qb24EC0 by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-07-18T18:18:17Z
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Why do people keep saying x is bad, they at least realize that “software engineering” is a slur against engineering
(DIR) Post #AksCvsdCFaIAg7Qo5Y by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-08-11T22:54:56Z
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oh cool so figuring out how to transfer issues between repos in different github orgs is just like reading the solutions for early 90s sierra adventure game puzzlesi trained for this
(DIR) Post #AnAwixOqLj0oQW4Th2 by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-10-19T17:34:47Z
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the airport is telling you to go have a goodbye fuck in the car
(DIR) Post #AnCwIb1XJC81oeWGwq by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-10-20T18:50:52Z
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2024's most cancellable kink is AI Vore (people who get off on their content/works being fed into generative models)This is not to be confused with Al Vore (people who get off on being eaten by Weird Al), which is still considered fine and normal.
(DIR) Post #AnnLhxWFmdHWPR8ld2 by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-11-07T06:41:33Z
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Saw this sticker on the back of a truck in Oklahoma and I swear to fuck if someone made a subscription site where I could watch people lay a clean bead on a joint I would absolutely sign the fuck up
(DIR) Post #AoJPy0SNFN0P1mx0ym by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-11-22T20:30:29Z
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Just accepted a job offer. I'm gonna go puke now.Thanks to everyone here that helped, I got a ton of referrals from my network that made this search much easier. I really appreciate it and hope I can pay that forward at some point.But also jfc I am ready to not interview again for a while.https://buttplug.engineer/@qdot/113268540274509676
(DIR) Post #ApKbvuyJi9t0o6AtJw by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-12-23T00:49:21Z
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love too write free open source software(this is a reply to me asking for changes in a pr to my bluetooth library)
(DIR) Post #ApKbw2rAOcv7GEtIHo by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-12-23T04:04:36Z
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Even better part of this is, I had no idea bluest existed and I will now happily drop this nightmare of a project and switch over to their library once their android support is solid
(DIR) Post #ApKbwAcZWm01LI7keG by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2024-12-23T04:05:06Z
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if https://crates.io bans me for my buttplug project logo i will face god and walk backward into Go
(DIR) Post #As9hy6B4JOnSW5uEiG by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2025-03-17T18:31:48Z
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Are you a furry?Are you going to GDC?If so, poke me in replies here or via DM! We’ve got a telegram group for connecting while at the conference!#gdc #gdconf #gdc2025
(DIR) Post #AtSgm6XyF22oDHx8Ns by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2025-04-25T20:44:12Z
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roko's basilisk is bofh
(DIR) Post #AtSiqCkfJXCEWWyPnU by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2025-04-25T19:30:15Z
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thanks, usbguard documentation, this is exactly what i was looking for in the way of job security
(DIR) Post #Av5zQ9SUm66ljx9XKS by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2025-06-13T17:54:35Z
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If you work at a startup with no on-call rotation and you've become the default SRE, you are legally allowed to change your job title to "The Child of Omelas"
(DIR) Post #B2zEPMbh0cd11ISX6e by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2026-02-04T17:34:46Z
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys mefor some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
(DIR) Post #B2zEPYdCIqxiJRFu7M by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2026-02-04T17:47:54Z
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I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG. It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the streetIf only you could yell it’s full nameLike what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name
(DIR) Post #B30QV31S87ACcoweWG by qdot@buttplug.engineer
2026-02-04T18:25:49Z
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@indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.