Posts by pynkbites@demon.haus
(DIR) Post #AXiuJCZfKuE8M23Vc8 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-14T19:36:09Z
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What if, instead of getting summoned for jury duty, you were instead called up to serve as a lesbian villainess?written by @ordinata
(DIR) Post #AXiuJEod0FNrJ14UDI by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-14T19:38:14Z
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And, of course, the inevitable twist:
(DIR) Post #AXm9bszcReavudRTiC by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-17T02:03:28Z
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if you cross over the boundary between biological and machine enough times, you realize there is no difference
(DIR) Post #AXrUXGlSdaK37MtQKu by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-19T19:16:00Z
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oh, Nolan's making that Oppenheimer movie?hard pass
(DIR) Post #AXtMG32ryu0yKQEVBg by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-20T15:43:46Z
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7 years ago today, I met a pig in a stroller
(DIR) Post #AXxglP2n136HFUGPSK by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-22T18:52:45Z
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I was today years old when I learned Quentin Tarantino wrote and filmed a scene where Bruce Lee loses a martial arts fight to a white man almost twice his ageand all I can say is... FUCKIN LOL, the Q-ball is delusional as usual
(DIR) Post #AXzbswNBO4MXBmUsc4 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-23T17:21:32Z
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I've decided to start calling this "the honeymoon cycle"
(DIR) Post #AY0sfAwISjmNejZg3c by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-23T23:06:17Z
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if it ever seems like I answer your questions non-linearly, it's because I exist outside of space and time
(DIR) Post #AYAWOcCT0RJDKCdi2C by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-28T18:09:10Z
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Cave Johnson here. I hear some of you gender wackos are using it/its pronouns and identifying as machines! Wild!Now the boys in the lab tell me it's impossible to transplant a human brain into a robot body… so I fired them! Never tell me what ISN'T possible!Report to our newly established Aperture Cybernetics Lab. We're gonna put our heads together and invent some robo-bodies. Giant atomic ones, with lasers.Robot kaiju. That's the future of gender right there. Caroline, can we patent that?
(DIR) Post #AYEaEeSsuKh9tzfAQa by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-07-30T18:51:50Z
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You ever notice when neurotypicals ask "How are you?" they never want an honest answer?
(DIR) Post #AYEhkoXpfLiQ6sGDk8 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-06-27T13:56:37Z
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@thomholwerda Corp media constantly spreads lies about Mastodon because they rightfully fear what they cannot monetize.
(DIR) Post #AYUxRpuNr0TfPzVTP6 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-08-07T19:46:07Z
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(DIR) Post #AYYTiqhFxM1OnFP0Ma by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-05-03T16:58:30Z
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#TodaysGender is a recreation of Wolf 359 in Excel using only free clipart
(DIR) Post #AZMJiQhM2RZPfAiqLw by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-02T13:59:36Z
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I think I'm done with @Tusky. All this escalating drama and hatred is too much.Would you all recommend the official app, Fedilab, or something else?
(DIR) Post #AZVHpQci2DvZZEsHB2 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-06T21:47:42Z
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after a decade where he artificially drove up stock prices via debt-heavy acquisitions, Iger's illusion of profit at Disney has vanished. Disney+ continues to bleed subscriptions, the TV business is one foot in the grave, theme park attendance is crashing, and the studio's film slate has been flop after flop.worse, it's now apparent Disney grossly overpaid for Fox. with creative bankruptcy and greed driving both Star Wars and Marvel into mediocrity, content engines are sputtering.
(DIR) Post #AZVHpSqxkCW8U1Ygfg by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-06T21:54:17Z
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Disney waxes and wanes by the decade. the 80s were mid, but the Eisner-lead Renaissance resurrected fortunes for the 90s. luck turned again during the disastrous 2000s, resulting in Eisner's ouster… and the Iger-lead 10s were another boom with the smashing success of Marvel.now the 20s are shaping into another lost decade, and shareholders are angry. Chapek has already been sacrificed on the altar of their rage. will Iger be next?we can only hope Disney goes permanently bankrupt this time
(DIR) Post #AZVHpUjakZoGJk7pSa by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-06T21:55:17Z
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anyway, here's a deep dive on the whole Chapek/Iger fiasco for those interestedhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disneys-wildest-ride-iger-chapek-making-epic-succession-mess-rcna103572
(DIR) Post #AZWiNs9GzkrGkP9Ols by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-05T01:14:49Z
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Death to America, death to Canada, death to Mexico. Resistance is futile before the Borg Collective.
(DIR) Post #AZfStO4eUemiR95Tto by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-11T19:52:50Z
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@Wolven Yeah, this pissed me off when I found out. She's being all smug about it too! 🤬
(DIR) Post #AZfVUerFFqI776iSi8 by pynkbites@demon.haus
2023-09-11T20:22:06Z
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@Wolven Colbert and Stewart too, right? I think they ran entirely without writers and slightly changed the titles of their shows