Posts by professorkiosk@beige.party
(DIR) Post #ATS2UDniw9OqZpK1Jo by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-09T21:00:09Z
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If I can’t have a peanut butter-flavored soul, then no one can.
(DIR) Post #ATUVd8SZRznxbXwyoK by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-10T23:49:41Z
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ALEXA, FIGHT SIRI TO THE DEATH
(DIR) Post #ATVzwEE5QXBSm29iGO by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-11T18:49:32Z
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I wish we could all fit in a tiny sedan and just race into the sunset.What I'm saying is, I wish we were all clowns.
(DIR) Post #ATWCXDn3D53xaNuqmW by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-11T20:37:17Z
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Order and simplicity are the first steps toward a well-organized tiny spoon collection. Remember, each tiny spoon is a potent weapon that will only increase in value once the forest elves ascend to power.
(DIR) Post #ATevMG9z0l454VVcNU by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-15T23:50:05Z
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Whenever you think the drama in your life is getting to be too much, just remember that the Romans would commit suicide at a moment's notice out of spite.
(DIR) Post #AToPaMszXyS728qPHU by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-20T13:44:25Z
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Never trust anyone that claims there are trash parts of pizza.
(DIR) Post #ATvQhgdBzdtsMNE9uC by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-13T00:52:34Z
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In recognition of our achievements as a species, I have decided to become a rock.
(DIR) Post #ATxbUCg0P9BkcPgma8 by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-24T20:04:26Z
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Burritos can stop trying so hard. Seven layers? You had me at refried beans.
(DIR) Post #AUHMmWokCANRNHhlTc by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-03-17T20:31:05Z
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Due to the entropic effects leading to the eventual heat death of the universe, mattresses are half off this weekend.
(DIR) Post #AUHopvff2oXE2drmBE by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-04-03T20:45:17Z
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@calculsoberic Moose Cop plays by his own rules. #moosecophulu
(DIR) Post #AUXpcFHNPacqNLoswy by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-02-08T14:02:03Z
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interviewer: it says here you’re a “self-tarter”?me: *already transforming into a delicious pastry*me: *through crusty lips* it’s what I’m best at, really
(DIR) Post #AUeHlg6sSaralxikQC by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-04-14T16:41:03Z
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Urinal cakes imply the existence of urinal pies and urinal muffins and this makes me wonder if there’s some kind of pisstisserie out there making peestries.
(DIR) Post #AUkxLLA4kIIpKoowgS by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-04-17T20:36:10Z
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Why does “I’m up for it” mean the same thing as “I’m down for it”?
(DIR) Post #AUp5OfeoZktw2H8aWW by professorkiosk@beige.party
2023-04-19T19:58:25Z
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Pardon me while I get weird.
(DIR) Post #AWYYUD3JPrLZLHwmDw by professorkiosk@beige.party
2022-12-22T20:31:38Z
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Live your best Mastodon life. Toot what you know. Reply when you have something constructive to say. Sacrifice to the terrible demon god that lives in every server. Boost what you love.
(DIR) Post #Az3U9HXHjSVctcavui by professorkiosk@beige.party
2025-10-09T04:50:43Z
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me: pardon me while I slip into something more comfortable*returns to the sea*
(DIR) Post #Az5IzZxFgbp7wgpal6 by professorkiosk@beige.party
2025-10-11T01:41:48Z
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(DIR) Post #AzHSm2Vs2ahZtzj2Xo by professorkiosk@beige.party
2025-10-16T16:11:21Z
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people are always asking me professor kiosk how do I become a shitposter and I say to them fools it's simple you just let your dreams die and funnel all of your creative energy into excreting thoughts that make you seem insane
(DIR) Post #B0FDuq0IJkKsRyJoau by professorkiosk@beige.party
2025-11-13T19:02:59Z
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capn crunch never graduated from the naval academy so he’s actually just petty officer crunch
(DIR) Post #B0YeNIPcVZQunPN49A by professorkiosk@beige.party
2025-11-19T19:40:02Z
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you