Posts by problemsolver@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #AV7nEcYX92EuLkUpeq by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-04-28T22:17:16Z
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“Swedish death cleaning" may sound like a some kind of funeral freak show, it’s actually just the opposite. It involves a person going through their things so they don't burden their loved ones with too much junk when they die. I live with 4 women, they’ve already unburdened me of all my shit…..even shit I don’t have yet.
(DIR) Post #AVKev6tyKwNY5zBlUe by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-05T03:28:13Z
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Tucker Carlson has floated plan to host an alternative GOP debate in his post-Fox future. His plan is to schedule several personalities to his debate. Scheduled for the debate stage along with Trump would be Rudy Giuliani, Mike Lindell, Sidney Powell, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Don Jr. It will be live from the new psyche ward at Mar-a-Lago. Thorazine will be administered afterwards. It comes in vanilla now.
(DIR) Post #AVUXaRo594N9JlWRgO by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-09T21:43:27Z
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Actor Scott Baio has announced he’s leaving California. He said he is returning to his home planet.
(DIR) Post #AVUxJdNTTAvV5biiFU by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-10T02:42:18Z
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https://youtu.be/d_GZB4WO7Ko
(DIR) Post #AVWUjJO3uKtuGSo4si by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-10T20:24:10Z
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I know a lot of people are upset about the changes at CNN. However, it appears to me they’re trying to get back to the middle. There’s Fox and Newsmax on the right, and MSNBC on the left. There’s hole in the middle, and it’s the largest pool of people available. I never thought CNN was overly liberal, but some people do. I know a lot of their viewers are upset, and this is gonna take a long time. Not condoning it, just trying to explain the thought process. Theres nowhere else to go but up.
(DIR) Post #AVankchqEzsAETElH6 by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-12T22:21:43Z
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There is a shortage of the drug Adderall in America. I’ve discovered the problem.I’m a problem solver dammit.
(DIR) Post #AVbFOuUKFELHjCLkP2 by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-13T03:32:33Z
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I’m starting to think that the CNN Town Hall wasn’t as much of an interview, but more a nationally broadcast deposition. He strung himself out so far, he can never recover. They have video of him confessing to shit that he never before really admitted. So, say what you will, this could turn out to be the thing that brings him down.
(DIR) Post #AVdOpvl0vCwHO22D20 by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-14T04:21:21Z
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If a trip to Walmart on a Saturday night doesn't make you pro-choice, there's something wrong with you. It just proves it......evolution is an option.I’m a problem solver dammit
(DIR) Post #AVeQZMLbCXmnzvKhuq by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-14T16:20:34Z
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NASA has discovered a massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way. Not to be confused with the massive black asshole on the Supreme Court. I’m a problem solver dammit.
(DIR) Post #AVeg3Fnfbgp7gxAxe4 by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-14T19:11:27Z
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Mike Pence said he and his bride celebrated Mother’s Day on February, 14th.
(DIR) Post #AVex2r639WJEIPAVto by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-14T22:13:41Z
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They are continuing to count votes in the presidential election in Turkey. We’ll know they’re finished when the little red thingy pops out.
(DIR) Post #AVjQq7ZqU1tADquFzU by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-17T01:49:22Z
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Lauren Boebert filed for divorce from her husband after 18 years of marriage, stressing in a statement that she has 'always been faithful.' To what? This is his first divorce and her second. Her first was from reality.
(DIR) Post #AVpk6KUzrg0oBNLDeq by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-20T03:23:27Z
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I had to go through safety training at work a few months ago. They taught us how to use an Automated External Defibrillator ( A.E.D. ). The trainer said she wanted me to try it out on her as the patient. I confused A.E.D. with I.U.D.? She won’t make that mistake again. Clear!!We still haven’t found her nipples.
(DIR) Post #AVtFPXtz4zM73qNVEu by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-21T19:48:25Z
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The Answers in Genesis people are now accepting applications for summer job openings at the ark park. However, you must be a Christian, and sign a paper claiming that Christ is your savior. Wouldn't it be easier to let everybody apply and at the end of the day just dunk em in the water? There ya go, all is forgiven. See you in the morning...I’m a problem solver dammit
(DIR) Post #AW5PLwOJPyonIE0DrM by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-27T16:47:13Z
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The NAACP and several other minority organizations have issued warnings about discrimination and racial targeting in Florida. I’ve finally figured out what Ron DeSantis is doing! He’s trying a new strategy of stopping our immigration problems at our borders as he runs for President. He wants to make this country so awful, that nobody would want to immigrate here! Sneaky.
(DIR) Post #AW5PMm6N9vMjfe0d7I by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-27T16:46:55Z
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The NAACP and several other minority organizations have issued warnings about discrimination and racial targeting in Florida. I’ve finally figured out what Ron DeSantis is doing! He’s trying a new strategy of stopping our immigration problems at our borders as he runs for President. He wants to make this country so awful, that nobody would want to immigrate here! Sneaky.
(DIR) Post #AW5tbNxUCdiFlBjfTk by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-27T22:19:35Z
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Dear America, We need to talk. I feel like I don’t know you anymore. I don’t love you like I did when I wore your uniform. It’s not me, it’s you. I’m disappointed in you. We can still be friends though. George
(DIR) Post #AW6NDQJOnZPajZTWkq by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-05-28T03:55:06Z
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The far right is pissed about the debt ceiling bill. The far left is pissed about the debt ceiling. Sounds to me like this may just be rational. Or as close as we can get with all these misfits on the extremes. I hope Kevin McCarthy has his LinkedIn profile up to date. His job title is getting ready to change.
(DIR) Post #AWSxH8rH1xPCTXQEi0 by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-06-08T01:19:01Z
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Trump said that he hasn’t been informed that he’s being indicted. Here’s my big money making plan to end the national debt. Let the general public bid on the opportunity to call him with the news. I’ve got a phone in my hand, and money in the bank…..spin that wheel, bitch.
(DIR) Post #AWvw17XYr38126mgtc by problemsolver@mastodon.world
2023-06-22T00:52:25Z
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A federal judge denied Rep. George Santos’s latest attempt to keep sealed the identities of the people who financially backed his criminal bond. If I was George, and I am, I’d tell the judge they’ll be back in a couple days. They are on the Ocean Gate to take a look at the Titanic.