Posts by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
 (DIR) Post #9tq5iBhngLtylTdHpg by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-08T16:27:01Z
       
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       I'm not looking forward to "What Happened This Time" but I AM looking forward to the ghost writer writing another book about trying to get Biden to make a coherent sentence and occasionally forgetting he lost.
       
 (DIR) Post #9tqqsqm2XcoOsTCZiS by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-09T01:15:33Z
       
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       We're going to hear a lot of variations on "Children in cages is wrong... when not done properly" over the next few months, ain't we?
       
 (DIR) Post #9tr6nkJLfnL6vV4Vea by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-09T04:13:56Z
       
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       Hey, it's my family crest!
       
 (DIR) Post #9trAwa5RSJyfdh2Fma by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-09T05:00:20Z
       
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       The stars crash down. A thousand burning daggers streaking from the bleeding sky. You run for cover. You know you won't make it. You know it's all going to burn. You know you aren't getting that waffle cone...
       
 (DIR) Post #9trBmipcBjJFopUlSy by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-09T05:09:47Z
       
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       You feel it moving behind your eyes. Under your skin. Every day, you're a little more it and a little less you. You don't know what's going to be left. You don't know what you'll be. You don't know if you'll remember who you were. You only know you ain't getting that waffle cone.
       
 (DIR) Post #9trDPFDWKNNRDebqwi by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-09T05:27:56Z
       
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       It comes through the wall. Teeth and hair and a spray of drywall. You only have a moment. You don't think of running, of fighting. Your only thought, as hot breath and red fang meet you... is that you could have gotten that waffle cone.
       
 (DIR) Post #9tveZrP2gPt3wP7oWW by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-11T08:51:12Z
       
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       The one where Joey is declared the "Avatar of Famine" after he cleans out three hot dog carts in one afternoon. The mayor tries to give him the keys to the city only to lose them, and most of their arm, down his tooth filled gullet.
       
 (DIR) Post #9tvjnFpteUj9FptN1E by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-11T09:49:41Z
       
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       The one where Ross is reduced to an adorable and effective pastrami.
       
 (DIR) Post #9tvl67ynBd4eLOcH0C by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-11T10:04:19Z
       
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       The one where Phoebe tries new guitar strings made of genuine antimatter.
       
 (DIR) Post #9u9Q3Wv5eEeIUAn10a by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T00:14:27Z
       
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       People are going in on vampires drinking everyone's blood and stealing stuff to buy designer coffins, but I think they just like causing drama.
       
 (DIR) Post #9u9Qq6KjHhF2DcwVVI by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T00:23:17Z
       
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       Me, grinning while playing the Final Fantasy Seven remake: Ha, this reminds me of my childhood!Me, remembering my childhood, grin fading to my normal flat aspect as I stare into the middle distance as I try to shove everything back into all the bottles I've built inside:
       
 (DIR) Post #9u9R60GvaW443MkOTA by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T00:26:09Z
       
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       Me, grinning while playing the Final Fantasy Seven remake: Ha, this reminds me of my childhood!Me, remembering my childhood, grin fading to my normal flat aspect while I stare into the middle distance as I try to shove everything back into all the bottles I've built inside:
       
 (DIR) Post #9u9RTWwqGVuU3ZZSDo by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T00:30:24Z
       
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       Well, it's been fun but I'm going to kill this instance in the next couple of weeks. Mastodon is a great piece of software but there are some other things I want to use my VPS for, so I'll be switching to Pleroma. If you want me to track you down after the move let me know.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uBE4fldQcTb5746tc by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T21:09:28Z
       
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       @uglyhack It'll probably be at plerumoa.wafflec.one. I don't know what setting up a pleroma server on the same domain as my mastodon one will do.I'll refollow everyone once I migrate.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uBHPmCB1X0ixgEbuC by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-18T21:47:06Z
       
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       Most of what I do is a Ghanaian pallbearer meme waiting to happen.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uFSyLPaTNnA9n26CW by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-20T22:15:26Z
       
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       Am I too dumb to install pleroma?So far: yes.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uG0UNtm3jDvck2QS0 by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-21T04:31:00Z
       
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       Okay, let's see if my new instance federates properly overnight.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uJiDGTHOpEf7gAjyK by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-22T23:25:03Z
       
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       This went to an S3 bucket right?
       
 (DIR) Post #9uLhAyFYSoV2OR0yci by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-04-23T22:22:45Z
       
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       My Pleroma instance has been running for a day and pleroma.social has died.I am the true hero of Mastadon and you WILL treat me as such.
       
 (DIR) Post #9uypLxhOBSZ3j0GYQC by probgoblin@mastodon.wafflec.one
       2020-05-12T19:28:14Z
       
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       The end is extremely nigh. I'm killing this instance this weekend. I'll be over at @probgoblin  from now on.