Posts by plut0nian@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #Az0yDWkRWuRuNvoHCq by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-08T20:49:05Z
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my true pronouns would horrify and unsettle you. the weight of that knowledge would rob you of sleep for years, tormented by ceaseless nightmares you could not begin to understand. if you were capable of perceiving the depths of my inner monstrosity, you would never stop screaming. she/her is fine no worries
(DIR) Post #Az2rf6sazVPittkSzg by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-09T16:35:26Z
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amazing things happening on tumblr.com
(DIR) Post #AzCF5P0qF4Km2Kkcmu by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-14T01:36:50Z
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(DIR) Post #AzFWS5LBpReONgYAwS by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-15T22:57:55Z
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once again i have put on a pretty dress and i am smoking a blunt and eating candy and listening to pop music and killing nazis in wolfenstein this is probably as good as my life is gonna get
(DIR) Post #AzFWx00ZhlCyoseHSK by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-15T22:47:29Z
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my boobs were too big for this dress i thrifted and they busted through the top like i was the hulk and it gave me the boost of self esteem that i so desperately needed.it looks great by the way. and my tits look even better. hashtag blessed
(DIR) Post #AzOHI6Z4foL2OKT0uO by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-10-20T05:24:56Z
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(DIR) Post #B0SG0KhSz3WTI8bAtk by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-11-21T01:22:36Z
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my chemical romance makes music for people who secretly want to be bullied for listening to my chemical romance
(DIR) Post #B0SG0LucTddd3DlC2S by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-11-21T01:23:06Z
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the person who just learned that mcr is my favorite band/Special Interest: oh neat! i liked them when i was younger, it's fun that they're back together.me: i'm cringe. i'm so pathetic. you should spit on me
(DIR) Post #B0cnwLHzTp8Q4dQcS0 by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-11-26T02:50:40Z
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(DIR) Post #B0nz25WCGU2P8KZgvY by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-12-01T12:49:07Z
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it's time to throw up forever. it's finally time for eternal vomit.
(DIR) Post #B0ynQID3fWkAjXxPEW by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-12-06T18:02:14Z
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ok i'm going to watch the taxpayer-funded hockey yaoi. i'm going in.
(DIR) Post #B1LyvK5gIDz7fyaGOm by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-12-17T21:30:30Z
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pretty sure the guys at my corner store know more about my life than any of my friends or family
(DIR) Post #B1pEL3yoDRbMbRh64u by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-01-01T00:53:37Z
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my exciting plans on new year's eve? i made🖤🖤🍲🖤🖤:8b_s: :8b_o: :8b_u: :8b_p: 🖤🖤🍲🖤🖤
(DIR) Post #B1pEL9JuMQRxAKbW9w by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-01-01T01:03:44Z
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this is great soup by the way. warms you all the way up. it feels like my internal organs are in a jacuzzi
(DIR) Post #B3C6u5bC1N66fXqQiW by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T00:00:20Z
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my sister doesn't understand the appeal of vampires. i'm hyperventilating
(DIR) Post #B3C6uAzTyUUvOKFOls by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T00:00:38Z
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how do you. not get it.
(DIR) Post #B3DGuQiEiMuaqqts8m by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T12:57:34Z
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ugh i applied for my dream job and now they want to interview me for it. ANNOYING 🙄
(DIR) Post #B3Fy0OlHZ7SosqKxyi by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-12T20:40:49Z
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vacation starts now!! i'm off work for the next ELEVEN DAYS !!! :goosedrugs: :gnomed: :hella: :partyparrot: :possum_rawr: :toot:
(DIR) Post #B3J20kowX6ayabM27c by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-14T08:04:00Z
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we are all piled in this fricking party bus to go to the airport together (home alone style) at 3am. this is going to be the weirdest week of my life
(DIR) Post #B3J20pQfOn9Csl2DTc by plut0nian@jorts.horse
2026-02-14T08:05:03Z
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and i've just taken my last edible 😭😭