Posts by pig@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #9mDa2KgR8VucWUpYFE by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:28:22Z
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@ElfLord damn, this is why the sedan is dying
(DIR) Post #9mDacM8JDy17Ra2qCu by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:34:52Z
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@ElfLord me, seeing shoe prints on the shifter and the rear window: "looks like you had a fun night. well, little braydynn is all tucked in, I bet you need some rest too"
(DIR) Post #9mDcAg8pRKtHIaDa8e by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:52:17Z
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@ElfLord the number one name for kids whose parents couldn't complete the 69 and resorted to missionary instead
(DIR) Post #9mEEtMSNGppxXM5s3M by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-25T01:06:09Z
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@ElfLord I take this as implicit approval to "drag" or "pwn" you
(DIR) Post #9mIMAgneMgZvrf5vyC by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-27T00:46:33Z
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@ElfLord "these fucking widgets"
(DIR) Post #9mKR2mEqGsBQsMHl8y by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-28T00:50:34Z
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@ElfLord it's good!!
(DIR) Post #9mLriaq9pbSLebId5k by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-28T17:13:28Z
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just reading about this masto score thing and I want to say that if it gets implemented on my instance, you'll never see me again
(DIR) Post #9mMbELST3L8n9QjWfw by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-29T01:54:08Z
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@ElfLord are the teacher's pants down? if so I think that explains it
(DIR) Post #9mMbdzS5UfaSQgmfpY by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-29T01:58:46Z
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@ElfLord probably too warm from all the clothes, sweat in their eyes, I've seen it a million times
(DIR) Post #9nHq6IP2z81RUS0sj2 by pig@jorts.horse
2019-09-25T16:39:02Z
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@swampwitch69 @pisscotheque oh my god, this is incredible
(DIR) Post #9nQV4X2xDgjtiFdWKm by pig@jorts.horse
2019-09-29T19:58:06Z
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@brogepi keeping my son's first turds in a jar until I find someone who will bronze it for me
(DIR) Post #9nQV4rLPklOCfIQXsu by pig@jorts.horse
2019-09-29T20:54:04Z
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@brogepi "I'm just so proud of everything you make" I say, gesturing to shelves full of jars
(DIR) Post #9o9YEdjYSZfEKFG4GW by pig@jorts.horse
2019-10-21T07:05:00Z
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please to enjoy the sel-orb-pig chart, ™️ @nate
(DIR) Post #9o9jLO6O4ki1MqMGNU by pig@jorts.horse
2019-10-17T21:13:43Z
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furious at the skywriter I hired to say "we live in a society" who instead broadcasted "we love society" across the downtown areaabsolutely no one was mindfreaked by this and I think I deserve a full refund
(DIR) Post #9oA1csMCdi85IeFCme by pig@jorts.horse
2019-10-21T19:03:06Z
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toxic masculinityvenomous masculinitypoisonous masculinityhyperallergenic masculinityinfectious masculinity
(DIR) Post #9oDwGpwNDmw4INfrLk by pig@jorts.horse
2019-10-23T17:13:22Z
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@007 we talking bingledink cribbagetime in here?
(DIR) Post #9oGObHIEQ9xDx6LyKW by pig@jorts.horse
2019-10-23T22:20:08Z
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choose your fighter
(DIR) Post #9vgCjOx0QrIHwxzDSy by pig@jorts.horse
2020-06-02T17:09:52Z
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twitter link to various mutual aid funds around the US:https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562if you refuse to access twitter then send me a city or state and I'll find one for you
(DIR) Post #9y5JlmvtjqQkOFcRUG by pig@jorts.horse
2018-12-12T16:21:52Z
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I replaced all my appliances with internet-enabled ones and now my toilet and fridge are fighting on Instagram
(DIR) Post #APc1lmmVUVXQmub3Am by pig@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T01:10:12Z
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imagine being on an instance that updates:jhorse2: :jhorse: :jorthorse: :jh_spooky: :jhorse_xmas:JORTS HORSE FOREVER:jhorse_xmas: :jh_spooky: :jorthorse: :jhorse: :jhorse2: