Posts by peptostate@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #AJer3KOepS8QjNXRYG by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-05-12T04:14:37Z
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In every computer science program, the last test you have to pass goes roughly like this:1) Find a tech support forum.2) Wait for a post that goes something like, "Hello everyone! Yesterday, I finally became a grandparent! Sadly, my laptop won't connect to the internet to download the new baby pictures. Can anyone help me?"3) Respond with something sufficiently alienating and dismissive, such as: "ipconfig /release and ipconfig /renew are your friend, lol"4) Congratulations, you pass!
(DIR) Post #AMwT7t3N0Ml3Hdi5BI by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-08-27T03:30:02Z
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singing "hold me closer tony danza" three times into my mirror so that tony danza appears and holds me closer
(DIR) Post #AOobRxQC0dPYH6ID8i by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-10-22T05:07:07Z
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I simply want to have emotions in an intense way.
(DIR) Post #APRM8PFYt3wtI5DpWC by peptostate@jorts.horse
2018-12-10T20:43:21Z
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Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:
(DIR) Post #APRM8QOoc8wer4Yja4 by peptostate@jorts.horse
2021-01-25T19:08:37Z
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@killeveryhetero @Luxotek You finally have the background!
(DIR) Post #AQNkl5k56NBwaxS1ya by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-12-08T01:59:40Z
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@freemo @ufoi pass
(DIR) Post #AQOJYg9rtTc0AUKU6K by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-12-07T21:23:10Z
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Preparing my firstborn son for success by naming him "Job Creator."
(DIR) Post #AQOJbYmJmw8I9HghkG by peptostate@jorts.horse
2022-12-07T23:08:08Z
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If my mom wants me to stop charging my crunchyroll subscriptions to her credit card, she needs to follow due process and appeal to the International Consortium of Philosophical Gamers.
(DIR) Post #AcCrfL0BVd0pm0zSiG by peptostate@jorts.horse
2023-11-26T02:49:30Z
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Chat GPT novel or screenplay or whatever: "The street is a cacophony of street related sounds. And as for the weather, let's just say it is as windy as the peak of a mountain or perhaps a wind tunnel. There is a detective also."Some dweeb: "This. Changes. Everything!!!"
(DIR) Post #Aclnmf78QS3dUbJhjs by peptostate@jorts.horse
2020-05-25T23:22:03Z
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currency of peptostate
(DIR) Post #Ad7LVGJnhoFyt8Un8S by peptostate@jorts.horse
2023-12-24T00:17:40Z
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Here's a little life tip for all of you. Whenever I see a friend or an acquaintance, I take a just little bit of extra time out of my day to ask: "Hey, what's up?"
(DIR) Post #AwUh1tmAw2n8ntRR6e by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-07-25T01:56:02Z
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My wife: "I want a divorce."Me yelling into the air: "Grok is this true?"
(DIR) Post #AyZergg2myrcPZhsUi by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-09-25T18:08:23Z
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"The president has declared a national holiday to mourn the passing of American youtuber TriggerPepe69. Each year on this day, mourners will celebrate TriggerPepe's life by accusing women of being fake gamers."
(DIR) Post #B0iPtKlriZyte9C6Wu by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-10-28T21:42:34Z
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In the innovation future, instead of a job, you will have a Mars. One planet Mars for each person. And A.I. cryptocurrency will create a universal cure for wifelessness.
(DIR) Post #B0iPtM52qkuvhvAw40 by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-10-28T21:45:50Z
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The fear that frightens me is what if my startup becomes too awesome, and humanity cannot handle this? I'm so afraid of that.
(DIR) Post #B0iPtNEIZpuhGuVq7s by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-10-28T21:50:34Z
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Now is the time to move fast and break things. Sprint down the street and break a laptop. Wave your arms rapidly and break a violin. Do you own a pram? Jump in! Race it down a steep hill! Break that pram!
(DIR) Post #B0iPtSr7euwKiliPpo by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-10-28T22:00:58Z
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What I do know is there will soon be two kinds of people. The first kind will adapt and drink from a resilience firehose with a bendable mindset. The second kind will be fired from the company that is owned by my dad.
(DIR) Post #B10CoyawQQDF9QxH7Y by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-12-07T10:28:45Z
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@selea yup. it is ssd again
(DIR) Post #B10CsH3MFo9lGdoqjg by peptostate@jorts.horse
2025-12-07T10:29:21Z
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@selea yup. it is sad again
(DIR) Post #B2OOvUG8SrWLewidBw by peptostate@jorts.horse
2026-01-17T23:37:43Z
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a giant wooden crate and inside is communism