Posts by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AV3YEreajh7vEJ9Faa by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-04-26T21:25:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's amazing to see how far we've progressed technologically. Now electric cars use AAAAAAAAAAAA batteries.
(DIR) Post #AVE4soja9MNds9B0ka by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-05-01T23:18:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Getting banned from Applebees is a right of passage
(DIR) Post #AVJ5vZFZFOeKSjoQzI by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T09:23:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts That would be a sub-lime way to go
(DIR) Post #AVijW8BkClnuIVr3cu by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T18:05:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least you didn't fall on deaf ears. I slipped onto a pile of them, and while it didn't hurt, it certainly wasn't pleasant. Nor was having to answer to the police why I have hundreds of ears just lying around.
(DIR) Post #AVmmnB6tfiOkmFFPF2 by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-05-18T17:10:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts But they are only allowed to smoke construction paper until the age of 16.
(DIR) Post #AWhHgvCFV7xjtiOq5Q by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T23:20:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts According to my doctor, I don't need to worry as those are pre-existing conditions.
(DIR) Post #AWrlR90w84ZMDswdIO by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-06-20T00:41:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rusting steel does explode . . . from the point of view of an Ent.
(DIR) Post #AXJ84WHBUpaolSGQqW by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T05:32:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts The names denote where it's formed. It's called pepsi if it was formed over the Atlantic ocean, and coca-cola if it was formed over the pacific ocean.
(DIR) Post #AXOQVIoERagJmVRTBA by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-05T18:52:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Calculus is the study of how things change. So in life the more the things change, the more they stay the same, and now you can quantifiably model the staying the sameness!
(DIR) Post #AXQgxfiSSZvvoHYAt6 by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-06T21:05:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any instrument is a percussion instrument with a sufficiently applied force.
(DIR) Post #AXajKwtZwnIXXvJxOi by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-11T17:19:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts And if the judge is more than 15 minutes late to the trial, the defendant and jury are legally allowed to leave.
(DIR) Post #AXdVVWqiJLFI4C0l8K by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T01:28:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts ". . . . presenting to the emergency room with hyperkalemia. Hyper-, for high; -kal-, for California; and -emia, for presence in blood"
(DIR) Post #AXhoOviC9KQquXQvOC by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T03:19:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Of course they have bones, where do you think cowlcium comes from?
(DIR) Post #AXlXecb63yZ1fnqjDM by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-16T22:30:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The catch was that to qualify for a free rental, you had to rewind 10 videos. Naturally, this made them highly uncompetitive with the likes of netflix, who sold DVDs that could rewind dozens of times faster than old cassettes.
(DIR) Post #AXpSa2vxvYCArq5Cmu by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T19:52:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can forgive you, but we will need more cat pictures as reparations!
(DIR) Post #AXteCHmZ2uCe3DxhBI by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T20:21:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because you can't see stuff smaller than the wavelength of light you're using, and violet light has the shortest visible wavelength of 400 nanometers, or about 10 cents in US customary units.
(DIR) Post #AY61mfBkGXoIsRFGme by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T19:42:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Somebody has clearly not attended the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things!
(DIR) Post #Acp2FnUQLVHqhQsPy4 by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T04:18:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts And Bezos owns 4 of them.
(DIR) Post #Ad7qHYb03E7g6EU92m by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T06:03:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts The invisible Fs are written in red ink