Posts by offhours@nicecrew.digital
 (DIR) Post #B2YIO8gEjvI8ljnBYm by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-22T19:02:42.785047Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Liberal white woman stereotype speed run holy shit
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yr4yc7RHQGRTSr2W by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-22T14:23:31.193334Z
       
       5 likes, 3 repeats
       
       >Don Lemon charged with the KKK act on MLK Day I feel so bad for absurdist dystopian fiction writers because the news does a better job.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cAiPYRglxFtW8wrY by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T15:55:32.474650Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       me when my package is slightly later than the expected arrival window: privatize the USPS, I demand consequences, where is my silly gamer energy powder with anime women on the packaging!?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cBEqtDaqTJwIKQwC by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:01:58.591543Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       This is an incredibly autistic conclusion and I mean that entirely as a compliment.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cBaA4ZSxT5W2neXA by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:05:35.925361Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Retro ads were so delightfully unhinged.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cBrxaGdbCnzl72Zc by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:08:42.823449Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       See, the worst part is, there's a way in which that could actually be fucking hilarious, but you know they're going to use it to be preachy faggots
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cBt5cUFKZdCugnke by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:07:38.947378Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #B2cC8ENNyLQohzqV4y by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:11:51.690267Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       >after failing a mission/skill check "I took a calculated risk, unfortunately I'm terrible at math." >after a villain's monologue "Okay, now hear me out for a second."
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cCLuJ7NtsuWKN49w by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:13:42.173865Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       If shit like that happened during a game I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, but no it's going to be dumb "obey big corporate" and "wypipo bad" and "stronk black wamen needs to help da wyte man"
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cCaBPQb5mdcB86Ma by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:14:44.352709Z
       
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       I've also never met a person who works in sales and advertising that I didn't think "you either have done cocaine, or once you do, it will change your life in a way everyone else will find unbearable"
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cCgTYo1Z13eCW67s by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:03:46.455544Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Autism is considered a disqualifying condition so everyone on fedi is safe.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cCigggBniWwIFov2 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T16:04:51.940654Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I just know if enough of us we're put in military service, one of the brass is going to have to fill out an incident report somehow related to a waifu and I don't think anyone is ready for that.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cd1GUoOFhM1CDq40 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T21:12:23.221132Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       The CO who has to break up the 4th fight this week about whether Asuka or Rei is best girl
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cyBLFdfAiIhRlszA by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T21:36:52.944495Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I can't even try to think how that would be an insult
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cyDb1zxqzKDgSyA4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T21:41:48.512398Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       >warriors >strict population control>test tube babies This just feels like being a fag in a slightly different way
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cyE2iT240C5DXlbc by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-24T21:42:44.067355Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       If you can't have children or sex with women, there go 80% of the benefits of ever interacting with them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fmueoKt8BtjfGfuS by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-26T09:48:03.828391Z
       
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       Did Merkel also go from West Germany to East Germany?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fncAINhljbpr4Fg8 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-26T09:41:30.661338Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Most restrained fedi interaction
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fpOqP2YOLEHcxSk4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-26T09:48:43.595619Z
       
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       That somehow makes it worse and explains more than I'm comfortable with
       
 (DIR) Post #B2frLTYXF0pMSrv9O4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
       2026-01-26T09:59:39.400437Z
       
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       Mastodon is like Tumblr but worse, and I say this having been in the trenches of 2012 Tumblr.