Posts by offhours@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #B2cBt5cUFKZdCugnke by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:07:38.947378Z
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(DIR) Post #B2cC8ENNyLQohzqV4y by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:11:51.690267Z
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>after failing a mission/skill check "I took a calculated risk, unfortunately I'm terrible at math." >after a villain's monologue "Okay, now hear me out for a second."
(DIR) Post #B2cCLuJ7NtsuWKN49w by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:13:42.173865Z
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If shit like that happened during a game I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, but no it's going to be dumb "obey big corporate" and "wypipo bad" and "stronk black wamen needs to help da wyte man"
(DIR) Post #B2cCaBPQb5mdcB86Ma by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:14:44.352709Z
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I've also never met a person who works in sales and advertising that I didn't think "you either have done cocaine, or once you do, it will change your life in a way everyone else will find unbearable"
(DIR) Post #B2cCgTYo1Z13eCW67s by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:03:46.455544Z
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Autism is considered a disqualifying condition so everyone on fedi is safe.
(DIR) Post #B2cCigggBniWwIFov2 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T16:04:51.940654Z
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I just know if enough of us we're put in military service, one of the brass is going to have to fill out an incident report somehow related to a waifu and I don't think anyone is ready for that.
(DIR) Post #B2cd1GUoOFhM1CDq40 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T21:12:23.221132Z
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The CO who has to break up the 4th fight this week about whether Asuka or Rei is best girl
(DIR) Post #B2cyBLFdfAiIhRlszA by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T21:36:52.944495Z
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I can't even try to think how that would be an insult
(DIR) Post #B2cyDb1zxqzKDgSyA4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T21:41:48.512398Z
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>warriors >strict population control>test tube babies This just feels like being a fag in a slightly different way
(DIR) Post #B2cyE2iT240C5DXlbc by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-24T21:42:44.067355Z
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If you can't have children or sex with women, there go 80% of the benefits of ever interacting with them.
(DIR) Post #B2fmueoKt8BtjfGfuS by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-26T09:48:03.828391Z
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Did Merkel also go from West Germany to East Germany?
(DIR) Post #B2fncAINhljbpr4Fg8 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-26T09:41:30.661338Z
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Most restrained fedi interaction
(DIR) Post #B2fpOqP2YOLEHcxSk4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-26T09:48:43.595619Z
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That somehow makes it worse and explains more than I'm comfortable with
(DIR) Post #B2frLTYXF0pMSrv9O4 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-26T09:59:39.400437Z
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Mastodon is like Tumblr but worse, and I say this having been in the trenches of 2012 Tumblr.
(DIR) Post #B2gwaag3jx6rp8QWKO by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-26T16:47:31.516465Z
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This is something every side agrees on, holy shit.
(DIR) Post #B2ubhQAnoZpaRrf4Fc by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-02T13:23:04.248004Z
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>100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabsI'm in this post and I don't like it.
(DIR) Post #B2ucn6IgiLKQVPcc5o by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-02T13:27:27.320883Z
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Listen, I closed firefox once and it didn't saved the tabs and I've lived in mortal fear of that ever happening again.
(DIR) Post #B2v7TmxFVx6faBri6K by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-02T18:35:02.029466Z
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(laughing because if I don't I will scream, cry, and commit violence in that exact order)
(DIR) Post #B2vCwyKOo5gj1dQdF2 by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-02T18:33:39.622490Z
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Worse when you try googling it and Google is like "I dunno what the fuck you're on about man, I got nothing"
(DIR) Post #B2zbJmAjLMKxW79Vho by offhours@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-04T22:33:49.836049Z
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>dashboards and statsThis pleases me