Posts by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
(DIR) Post #AU2SJpD8rmL39GxqnA by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-03-26T23:40:25Z
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ME: It’s sad English has to borrow cool words like schadenfreude GERMAN GUY: Ah you are feeling spracheneifersucht ME: Goddamnit!
(DIR) Post #AWL1NXPJW3Squ0yCi8 by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-06-03T20:27:44Z
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Academia summed up in one photo:
(DIR) Post #AWNWLITDZAoUtN7xY0 by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-03-26T20:45:11Z
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New to the internet? Here's how joke propagation works: someone makes a joke. Someone shares it. Then comes: re-share, re-share, re-share, etc. At some point, the attribution gets lost. More re-shares. More re-shares! Eventually it gets to me and I re-share it too. See "Humor on the internet" on Wikipedia (en) for more.THAT BEING SAID, if you see one of your jokes and you want me to delete it, let me know.
(DIR) Post #AWNWLNY0gmcMdgPMDA by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-03-26T21:40:07Z
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Now, I do make original jokes too!But the good ones are usually re-shares 😇
(DIR) Post #AWeo1lVrJXYJ0Kfv9s by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-06-13T13:37:21Z
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Debugging
(DIR) Post #AXEkB1FK5YLn1O7VAm by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-07-01T02:37:09Z
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@gme son of a—Okay fine! I can get it on Hulu. Dammit though … more sports? Guess I better get the seven layer dip ready 😂Thank you gme! 😊
(DIR) Post #AXXwrcJ5BIhss7XFCq by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-07-09T15:40:09Z
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OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlersDETECTIVE: Dear godOFFICER: Most likely yes
(DIR) Post #AXzIWiwgjNGc2qnUhc by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-07-23T13:19:23Z
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COUNSELOR: What concerns do you have?ME: The usual.COUNSELOR: Be specific.ME: Well, small starfighters like X-Wings or TIE Fighters shouldn't be capable of independent hyperspeed travel. Why have carriers?
(DIR) Post #AcjUgu2dj3yIbfpoI4 by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2023-12-11T15:01:06Z
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$ lsREADME.md deploy.py media-xfer.shThank you for running /bin/ls! How likely are you to recommend /bin/ls to a friend?1 = not likely, 10 = very likely[1-10]: ␣
(DIR) Post #AdgXFC7zGe3veXuKVU by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-01-03T02:45:16Z
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Picture, if you will, an octopus using a smaller octopus as a toupée
(DIR) Post #AdgXFG3WfAs1prqp6m by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-01-09T23:03:17Z
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@michaelgemar @TheBreadmonkey
(DIR) Post #AhaiS3EKgVEVwEh6ae by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-05-05T19:21:11Z
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Capitalization can drastically change a sentence; for example:• I love to eat candy.• I love to eat capitalization.
(DIR) Post #Ai5YU47fMSw7dzei3c by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-05-05T19:19:44Z
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[recovery meeting]I was addicted to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around.[applause]
(DIR) Post #Aj3QkeakZ1oimloH9k by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-06-18T12:28:39Z
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COP: Can you describe the intruder?ME: He had a toe ringCOP: He was barefoot?ME: No he had shoes, but I could just tell
(DIR) Post #AmofzUSx7MNOmWIFzE by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-10-09T02:32:52Z
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I bet Groot met his girlfriend on Timber
(DIR) Post #AnD2B44i0qPNKCnNdw by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-10-20T19:23:34Z
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"Slow Horses" has the leet hacker character:✅ Dyed hair✅ Mini drinks fridge✅ Anime t-shirt❌ An absurdly huge book on XML?
(DIR) Post #AnGFAnu41Jr630tzLE by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-10-22T00:49:00Z
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PARENTS: check your kids' Halloween candy. I just found the MCRN Tachi (ECF-270) Corvette-class frigate in a candy bar before Holden and his crew legitimately salvaged it and rebranded it the Rocinante #TheExpanse
(DIR) Post #AoTea723u6lzAe3wsS by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2024-11-27T19:01:10Z
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I ain't falling for those "ancestry tests"If the government wants my DNA they're going to have to get it the old fashioned way: by scraping the fingernails off a dead drifter I buried in the woods(Joke)
(DIR) Post #ArAcScyH3Lrj3CxMQK by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2025-02-16T03:27:24Z
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Holy moly! This is some of the most valid Python I’ve ever seen in a TV series
(DIR) Post #AxVMbhvomlb4PoTnZg by nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
2025-08-24T19:19:42Z
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ENOUGH WITH COMPANIES GOING TO WOKE LOGOS!APPLE SHOULD GO BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL 1970s VERSION IMMEDIATELY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.