Posts by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
(DIR) Post #B2i9MWWHtVytRARG6a by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:09:27.160151Z
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I should write a legal will that says "after I die, my half-paid-off house and clunker car will go to whoever can dig through my 150,000-strong image folder and distribute them for the maximum lulz."
(DIR) Post #B2i9gmGn2tsU4oqcKG by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:13:06.694297Z
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the finely-crafted legal document's vague meme-speak will surely hold up in any court.
(DIR) Post #B2iA4YIAfMo7fwpX7Y by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:17:24.863911Z
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@nimrod >syphilis turned by brain into swiss cheese and my sister had to finish my last book for me. I am smart.
(DIR) Post #B2iAOQ6knvhw5IxoMy by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:20:58.704874Z
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@nimrod ummm I'm pretty sure "fate" is fake and gay, and you should chop it in half with a big-ass sword.
(DIR) Post #B2iB6Vi9KiWOCiTlaq by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:28:30.905058Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@nimrod not today!
(DIR) Post #B2iDKbEPny7xHuPuwy by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:53:55.801935Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@amerika @xaetacore @Vo I never lie, though. I'd prefer to just call the snooper some mean names.
(DIR) Post #B2iDbuDSTRv55fDnvc by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T13:57:03.056931Z
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@amerika @xaetacore @Vo 2007. when Turtleneck Faggot made it possible for anyone and everyone to be on equal footing with non-retards. before that, you had to have half a brain to use a computer and get on the internet.
(DIR) Post #B2iE57QsPliYTiQam0 by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T14:02:20.216864Z
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@Vo @amerika @xaetacore the best time to get into vlogging was around 2010-2014. you could make decent money on Youtube without being a totally shameless sellout whore, mass censorship hadn't started yet, and India was barely online.
(DIR) Post #B2iF98kDZwB5exxKfg by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T14:13:26.715120Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@s8n @amerika @xaetacore @Vo I thought of starting a podcast with internet friends back then. I'm glad I didn't, because many of them became psycho shitlibs.the Fediverse is where I belong.
(DIR) Post #B2iGo5rhHxpMYZXw0m by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T14:31:12.489268Z
3 likes, 3 repeats
April Foold's Day idea: play documentary on how to perform metal screams without injuring yourself. do not let chat voteskip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfkmshOhmMg
(DIR) Post #B2iHlCCzLbwXJdgftA by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T14:43:31.540314Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
@hfaust
(DIR) Post #B2iYs2EuVc3He4QvKK by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T17:55:16.752784Z
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@mangeurdenuage are you volunteering? I'd rather have you clean my house. :smug3:
(DIR) Post #B2iZTGhPi8E1CpWHBY by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T18:01:58.534890Z
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@mangeurdenuage it would be cheaper to hire cleaners here than get you a plane ticket from France. but thank you for the offer of slave labor.
(DIR) Post #B2iZZZN3CfGIqu02EK by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T18:03:08.732661Z
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@MaleGoddess @Terry @nimrod @LoliHat when a white man commits a mass murder, he's usually a well-trained glownigger. and he might be a fellow white, anyway.
(DIR) Post #B2iilR8qWXYWOP5aOu by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T19:46:08.319055Z
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New Megadeth album is decent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtQslA93hA
(DIR) Post #B2iioc56J6c7BpqsPg by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T19:46:41.648286Z
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@Dowito he's a reliable witness as to whether or not someone is a faggot-ass monster.
(DIR) Post #B2iov82N0YhjlJ44Ke by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T20:55:07.031847Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@HiroProtagonist somehow, there's a big market for reaction videos. especially for baby boomers who want their music choices affirmed.
(DIR) Post #B2ipRswa95rKVUycme by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T21:01:02.258847Z
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@HiroProtagonist Wikipedia also says it will be the band's final album. after 40 years of recording and touring, I'd want to retire, too, no matter how good the money was.
(DIR) Post #B2iq7K10OqquL9nvqS by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T21:08:31.649853Z
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@HiroProtagonist but you have to be quite the drunken asshole to get kicked out of Metallica for being a drunken asshole.
(DIR) Post #B2iqGqVYxfrZimdfO4 by noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T21:10:14.656358Z
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@HiroProtagonist he even wrote an anti-drug song in recent years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHabSFa9iNM