Posts by nova@starflower.space
(DIR) Post #ATLpgmNrig8KxM7oUi by nova@starflower.space
2023-03-06T20:56:10Z
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mastodon server with no way to view the timelines but each post is hand written on a scrap of paper by the admin and then torn up and scattered to the wind atop a seaside cliff
(DIR) Post #ATLpgn5T6Z0n8aWdSS by nova@starflower.space
2023-03-06T21:00:28Z
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mastodon server but all the posts are on microfiche and you have to go down to the library to read them
(DIR) Post #ATLpgniokGUH6cw3n6 by nova@starflower.space
2023-03-06T21:15:13Z
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extremely disappointed to learn that the so-called internet archive uses unreliable computers instead of simply storing web pages on vellum scrolls
(DIR) Post #AUcGgmLlLNRmPKraIS by nova@starflower.space
2023-04-13T17:15:45Z
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in the future they will not have snacks, or water. Just USB-C
(DIR) Post #AUeCbG7LkFDBUZ9c48 by nova@starflower.space
2023-04-14T15:52:53Z
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If you think about it, every clock is actually "wrong"
(DIR) Post #AUpZ4KaGDK7VVjDzHc by nova@starflower.space
2023-04-20T03:27:53Z
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crushing la croix empties on my forehead wednesday night lets fucking go
(DIR) Post #AV50jLNtko9m04cdFo by nova@starflower.space
2023-04-27T07:21:44Z
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every night my girlfriend texts me to tell me that she would cry if she saw an armadillo. every night she texts me this
(DIR) Post #AWmR2pPmNU1nc4tPw8 by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-13T09:20:40Z
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me: 2 boosts 5 favs. another banger. now let my family gomy handler: Again
(DIR) Post #AWpYwNxcv8i9pt2kGe by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-18T23:07:20Z
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i want smaller instances with worse posts run by people who are paid more to work less and im not kidding
(DIR) Post #AX69V6d6X07pwQHMdU by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-26T23:05:51Z
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just used alcohol wipes from my injection supplies to clean thermal paste off a heatsink and ive never felt more like a trans stereotype
(DIR) Post #AX6Ah7NVfrM3gxHCwS by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-26T23:27:39Z
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comin out of my cave and im"it's cage"huh. i thought it was cave. lets try again. comin out of my cage and im doing all right"just fine"what"it goes 'and i'm doing just fine'"are you sure"yes. im sure."weird. well, ok. comin out of my cave and im doing just fine^ why im not allowed in the cover band anymore
(DIR) Post #AXELQLL5AUUapP1Z1E by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-30T19:46:49Z
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i think its funny when people say mastodon won't "succeed" because of technical issues like "mastodon doesn't show all the remote replies" and "duplicating media on every server is inefficient" yeah and the posts suck too whats your point
(DIR) Post #AXELQM6ELCCrBd5DVY by nova@starflower.space
2023-06-30T21:51:01Z
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"mastodon must improve its onboarding experience or else it will never gain mass adoption"uh huh. thats cool. very interesting. anyways gotta go i need to make a post that just says "milf balls"
(DIR) Post #AXPM3ZKVDqg6Fg15BA by nova@starflower.space
2023-07-06T03:19:27Z
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drinking WATER from the skulls of my enemies because its IMPORTANT to stay HYDRATED
(DIR) Post #AXPM3bbwjxotKMC2e8 by nova@starflower.space
2023-07-06T03:20:43Z
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sometimes, occasionally, drinking green tea from the skulls of my enemies but its ONLY for the antioxidants and ONLY before 1pm otherwise i will stay up past my bedtime
(DIR) Post #AYclhakeKYNCrENZxY by nova@starflower.space
2023-08-11T10:56:22Z
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another day volunteering at the tolkien museum. people keep asking me if they can fuck the ring. buddy,,, of course you can fuck the ring. line is over there
(DIR) Post #AYrsmc0TPSvqOBdYdE by nova@starflower.space
2023-08-18T21:37:32Z
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@RickiTarr buckaroo banzai. i get that its a cult movie that was specifically designed to become a cult movie but i don't care
(DIR) Post #AZ3NOXaxOWlJ4hGNFI by nova@starflower.space
2023-08-24T02:42:11Z
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my favorite mythical greek hero is Bionicles
(DIR) Post #AZ3NOYkv4yKEfsvqPg by nova@starflower.space
2023-08-24T07:15:40Z
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seven times daily i say something like this to my partner. seven times daily she replies "you're cancelled. get out of my house. im breaking up with you." seven times daily no more no less.
(DIR) Post #AwlKUXDH6J1vxwwM1w by nova@starflower.space
2023-02-18T22:01:06Z
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my dick and balls? a file. my pussey? file. my whole entire ass? thats right. a file. UNIX