Posts by nobody@hackers.town
(DIR) Post #9imNXkzh44aqyCbWtM by nobody@hackers.town
2019-05-13T19:57:23Z
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Vending machine defect report: Users cannot insert a banana in the coin slot and there is no error message or specific instruction not to insert bananas in the coin slot. #QA
(DIR) Post #9nnYluioar8phLpfDU by nobody@hackers.town
2019-10-10T23:25:32Z
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I wonder if butterflies ever miss having a lot of feet.
(DIR) Post #9rDMee6NvyGiQPmt1M by nobody@hackers.town
2020-01-21T00:02:00Z
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I drank the mead of poetryWrote a poem and saw a pretty treeWait, this is not good poetryI think I just rhymed poetry with poetryI drank the dag wrong bottle seeThe mead of crappy poemiesOh oh oh oh, woe is me me me#poem
(DIR) Post #9rL64VeLpytJmg6LCK by nobody@hackers.town
2020-01-24T21:11:01Z
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Not so fast
(DIR) Post #9zcwP2nBgAvhlw9cZs by nobody@hackers.town
2020-09-28T19:01:49Z
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Please never put dates in filenames in any format other than YYYYMMDD
(DIR) Post #A85UA36TrdILqDtCb2 by nobody@hackers.town
2021-06-08T20:49:58Z
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Boiler alert
(DIR) Post #ACpCTEK4zzW0nXF0ZE by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T08:57:45Z
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Metallica is 40 years old today.
(DIR) Post #ACpCTFVoZqUqUDjtUu by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T09:38:21Z
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The collective age of Metallica's current members is 230 years. Besides being musicians, they all also own several pairs of trousers and are known for wearing them.
(DIR) Post #ACpCTHaUrPQivJwf4a by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T11:21:50Z
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Metallica is also known for supporting food banks with labor and donations and encouraging fans to do the same.
(DIR) Post #ACpCTJe7CvVrJ7eZzU by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T13:02:11Z
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King Nothing is a continuation of Enter Sandman but they couldn’t call it Enter Sandman 2 because that would have been too obvious like calling a song Unforgiven 2 and making a pun part of the chorus.
(DIR) Post #ACppm5EuXpu80ddDVI by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T15:19:29Z
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Scientists remain unsure which member of Metallica is best at hopscotch.
(DIR) Post #ACppm5kodDQPbaYhEW by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T16:04:17Z
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Death Magnetic was inspired by a Wooly Willy with a broken wand that Metallica used as a group therapist before they found out that real people are occasionally much better therapists than cardboard toys.
(DIR) Post #ACppm6I8dK51Gw9JAm by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T18:05:24Z
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Knott’s Berry Farm once approached Metallica about creating Ride the Lightning the Ride but made little progress when the band insisted that the seats on any Metallica related ride should actually electrically shock riders at least a little bit.
(DIR) Post #ACppm7xIRmb4QsPgxs by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T19:49:38Z
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Kirk Hammett has yet to successfully play an entire Metallica song while surfing but has made several important discoveries related to extension cords, amplifiers, saltwater, and the consequences of mixing them.
(DIR) Post #ACppmCOjvgvSD9HfIO by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T20:44:04Z
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Lars Ulrich's voicemail greeting is the drum part from the start of (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth
(DIR) Post #ACqGvTCpVN4DhzMHRo by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-28T22:12:08Z
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Marianne Faithfull changed her lyrics in The Memory Remains from bababababababa to dadadadadadada but was denied a songwriting credit.
(DIR) Post #ACqGvUC9pM7imC3G2S by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-29T00:04:14Z
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Metallica’s version of Whiskey in the Jar was recorded inside american oak barrels in Kentucky, but the barrels had been used previously by the Dubliners so it still wasn’t allowed to be called Bourbon in the Jar
(DIR) Post #ACqGvVfyJzZBMx0a9I by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-29T00:58:17Z
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Metallica brand fully metal toothbrushes were the only product ever successfully subjected to a mandatory recall before a single sale had been made.
(DIR) Post #ACqGvWDeImVN3OlTdo by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-29T01:05:24Z
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Metallica’s tinnitus rings in Eb minor
(DIR) Post #ACqGvXDga8829nn1Ky by nobody@hackers.town
2021-10-29T01:58:38Z
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Metallica is older than the 286 but not older than the 8086