Posts by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #A8qDjkLCKQVpIKOXjM by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-03-30T11:33:10Z
       
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       “Contagion” as a movie is so unrealistic. People aren’t even hoarding toilet paper #smh
       
 (DIR) Post #A9cbhLUyTH5ud3JfwO by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-07-24T18:13:02Z
       
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       @Gina welcome back, Gina
       
 (DIR) Post #A9yVryFXY2I73xgjMu by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-08-04T07:15:32Z
       
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       The only unrealistic part of the movie "Contagion" is people caring for one another and following guidelines .. 🤔 #showerthoughts
       
 (DIR) Post #AANSwMB35MNbWKz9aC by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-08-16T08:46:19Z
       
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       @Gina Welcome to the club
       
 (DIR) Post #AANk4Y4w67HwtJblbc by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-08-16T08:41:00Z
       
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       A web page that redirects you to somewhere else if you try to use the inspector to _fix an issue with the web page_.. I thought I'd seen it all ..
       
 (DIR) Post #AAsiKo4sNvNGyUaKC8 by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-08-31T10:34:37Z
       
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       @bfdi finde das eine kluge Balance, danke!
       
 (DIR) Post #ABDaa9dmb4UVEuzOvw by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-09-10T12:16:58Z
       
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       @Gina Sounds to me like you're burned out .. ?
       
 (DIR) Post #ABRag3tjs8qvZrrrVY by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-09-17T04:48:17Z
       
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       I ❤️ GitHub Actions
       
 (DIR) Post #ABRam3jfOBpcoM14SG by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-09-17T06:25:07Z
       
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       @valerauko Oh yes, I know, it was just a glimpse at me growing a little impatient at GitHub's volatility in their processes 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #ABoUhFFX0K8XW4qYRE by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-09-28T07:35:19Z
       
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       @Gina Way to go!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AC35M974hA0qAL4SRM by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-10-05T08:05:37Z
       
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       Can’t wait for Facebook to develop a new, absolutely niche and convoluted solution nobody would ever use outside of, well, Facebook, as a response to their recent outage, call it “the successor to DNS and BGP”, spin it into an endless hype cycle, which will then trigger all the non-Facebook companies to rush to adopt it prematurely and unnecessarily, getting stuck, despair and going out of business in the process #kubernetes
       
 (DIR) Post #AC35MAnIRfNdNZpgtE by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-10-05T08:06:43Z
       
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       PS: …. and me getting stuck in an what feels like unending time loop of agony trying to tell them they don’t need “Facebook BGP” but should rather focus on actually building a product people will want to use 😑
       
 (DIR) Post #ACYgj3dN1K4SnvOrZ2 by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-10-20T06:18:51Z
       
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       This. This is the image.
       
 (DIR) Post #ACtyIizomECCzaxttA by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-10-30T18:44:19Z
       
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       I’ll be damned, true async Ruby! 😮 https://brunosutic.com/blog/async-ruby
       
 (DIR) Post #ADrrckU61Q5PFwyQOe by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-11-28T18:06:39Z
       
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       👏👏👏👏👏
       
 (DIR) Post #AEWaPs1PjDijD9ay48 by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-12-18T09:27:50Z
       
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       I would like to know how many CPU/GPU cycles are wasted by companies integrating “snow” into their apps during November and December, for cute effect, as compared to trading crypto with the same dedicated resources.. I would wager they’re both equally wasteful (and completely unnecessary, on top!), just that the “snow” is run on a gazillion units more.. 😕
       
 (DIR) Post #AEdKteGILtX92mUMjo by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2021-12-21T08:54:55Z
       
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       The implications of this are ridiculous and interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0elNU0iOMYI didn't know about it and it blew my mind today 🤯
       
 (DIR) Post #AFl904dHuGjOWRJoVU by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2022-01-24T05:52:13Z
       
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       I feel seen
       
 (DIR) Post #AHwnhiPnYn79sxVp68 by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2022-03-30T15:43:13Z
       
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       Digitale Transformation in Deutschland, 2022
       
 (DIR) Post #AHwnhkRe0tmOBGOKFk by moritzheiber@mastodon.social
       2022-03-30T15:44:22Z
       
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       Just to be safe, this is an intentional gag from almost a decade ago, but I thought it’s an appropriate simile