Posts by morganwolf@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #506657 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-10-08T00:55:43Z
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I passed a sign outside a church that said "TWEET OTHERS AS YOU WOULD WISH TO BE TWEETED"Birdsite's so bad at this point God straight up sent word down about it
(DIR) Post #598674 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-10-17T15:06:40Z
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@mardiroosVery literal interpretation of employees as workhorses imo
(DIR) Post #1148408 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-11-12T14:26:11Z
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@Kidsgobrokebom dia
(DIR) Post #1251383 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-11-16T16:22:41Z
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@KidsgobrokeSHIT
(DIR) Post #1327596 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-11-19T18:03:32Z
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this checks out
(DIR) Post #1549444 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-11-28T07:01:22Z
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woke: not changing the pronouns in covers even if it makes it gaywoker: intentionally changing the pronouns to make it gay
(DIR) Post #2599432 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2018-12-31T17:00:19Z
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Fav without boosting! Boost without faving! You are not obligated to fulfill anyone's need for validation by interacting with their posts in a specific way.
(DIR) Post #3269812 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-01-22T23:28:30Z
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Hey do any of you know what a bar model is, I'm old and dumb
(DIR) Post #9fZqyD2FOKoJ5ieNvs by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-02-07T01:34:19Z
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Since it's #woofday, here is my dog being a sad soft sleepy baby.
(DIR) Post #9fben6kne1KUtU12Mi by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-02-07T20:35:47Z
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The tooters I respect most are the ones posting whatever the hell they feel like and receiving little to no engagement but they keep rolling. You're the real ones. :blobthumbsup:
(DIR) Post #9gy6ztIjNDfXhtX1Pc by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-03-20T16:40:48Z
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[Hastily shoving a map entitled "Which States I Think Are Midwest States" into a desk drawer]
(DIR) Post #9h00i4b4QVCE7R9NRI by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-03-21T14:51:48Z
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me looking at dogs: wow. spectacular. all dogs are good dogs, truly.me looking at cats: unbelievable. how do they do it. incredible stuff from the cat.me looking at any animal, really: i'm in awe. look at em go. what absolute marvels.
(DIR) Post #9h2eIJkCICsiqaW58y by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-03-22T21:33:15Z
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"send lutes" may be the most relatable toot I have seen yet
(DIR) Post #9hB0J41A07E0cOtJi4 by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-03-26T22:11:56Z
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licentious
(DIR) Post #9hMwittl2hSiqVNjpw by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-04-01T16:18:30Z
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The duolingo thing is not a joke I cleared my push notification and a short time later a large neon green owl was standing outside my office menacing me until I did my hiragana lesson
(DIR) Post #9hZ8TL7hB8gsyDLMUy by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-04-07T12:12:37Z
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Sitting here quietly and patiently until someone else makes the first move, my no-fail method for social and professional success
(DIR) Post #9i4j1nPw6jweoqMXoG by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-04-22T19:03:46Z
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Brossieres: the bra for men
(DIR) Post #9iMcwV9w9pItRg85oG by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-05-01T10:27:56Z
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Every time I tell myself i'm going to get out of bed the Spongebob "two hours later" voice booms through the air like the judgment of an angry god
(DIR) Post #9irJiR0uCd6alJM2oy by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-05-14T15:23:29Z
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If u look like this dm (dog message) me
(DIR) Post #9kJ9IDfhd9SP8IhmXw by morganwolf@knzk.me
2019-06-28T13:35:21Z
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This is the first and, to date, only instance where I truly felt at home. A lot of that had to do with how welcoming our hosts have been; being on knzk felt like being with family. We're all moving on now, and while I'm sad our time here is at an end, we are parting as friends, with love and joy in our hearts. Thanks for all the happy memories. :knzk: forever