Posts by middleclasstool@phire.place
(DIR) Post #AyoY81ZV5RBBXWt6xs by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-02T23:02:49Z
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You can see our governor smiling in that photo. It's a chance to suck up to big, fancy money while standing on the necks of the needy. Like she learned from her father.
(DIR) Post #AysizW762W2tmlaVOa by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-04T23:53:33Z
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I just realized that it's the time of year when I get to hear all of your trash opinions about candy cornHalloween: trash opinions about candy cornThanksgiving: trash opinions about politics (limited to creepy uncles in most cases)Christmas: Trash opinions about George Bailey
(DIR) Post #Ayy4yQiHnjqnWtfZ0C by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-07T13:51:12Z
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The benefit of being raised in the Midwest is possessing the innate ability to be unassailably polite and stick to the facts of the situation while still clearly telling the other person to go fuck themselves.
(DIR) Post #AzPmMZKSxfjSUwCcQS by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-20T21:57:49Z
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Someone wake up @weirdestate because a 100+ year old prison in Arkansas just got listed on Zillow for half a mil https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/209-W-River-St-Ozark-AR-72949/2068714482_zpid/
(DIR) Post #AzRB8aFPRSnRIwE1uy by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-21T13:59:15Z
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Pizza D'Action is a local pizza joint and dive bar. A place of legends that don't get recited in church. One thing they're famous for are their signs. The local alt weekly did a slideshow of them, but it's paywalled, so I thought I'd share directly with you because I'm a giver. Part one:
(DIR) Post #AzRB8ifa82U9QQX2p6 by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-21T14:01:23Z
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Part two:
(DIR) Post #AzRB8qdkUjly93jh4q by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-21T14:03:56Z
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Part three:
(DIR) Post #AzRB8yRHUyYMKhxqkq by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-21T14:06:28Z
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And finally:
(DIR) Post #AzRJG3W1p0Urjp4Z3A by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-21T16:23:26Z
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@cjd I'll be damned.
(DIR) Post #AzaBrizLXT0XrrsNxQ by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-25T23:07:09Z
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When you have a very smart, VERY high energy dog with jaws that can lay waste to everything you hold dear, you keep a pocket of tricks on hand for when he's having a rough time keeping it calm. Sometimes that's training and mental stimulation. Sometimes that's a really long walk. Sometimes it's a $3 purple towel from goodwill. #SqueakyPete
(DIR) Post #AzaJm6kj4QpzT0s1Im by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-25T16:04:45Z
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Just discovered last night that Kanopy finally has an Apple TV app. So I watched Clue. Related: Clue is streaming free on Kanopy, if you have a card for a library that offers the service.
(DIR) Post #AzaJm814N9VNNzWaPo by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-25T16:10:54Z
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Also Night of the Comet is on Tubi if you're into watching valley girls fight zombies in a mall.
(DIR) Post #AzaJm96QKjNkkt2NOq by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-26T00:48:45Z
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The most '80s-ass thing about this movie is when one of the sisters knocks a guy out cold with a keyboard. Even if you didn't know how sturdy they were back then, you could tell by looking: it'd do the job.
(DIR) Post #Azfcl7C8uJB4bAt7L6 by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-28T14:02:49Z
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Me after safely catching and releasing a gecko using my copy of the Five Mindfulness Trainings
(DIR) Post #AzgWybShHVG3fSdiLI by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-29T00:39:26Z
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The whole Edmund Fitzgerald fan thing seems like a weird kink that I'll never understand but will absolutely appreciate at a safe distance
(DIR) Post #AzgWycigbXdrZL7zu4 by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-10-29T00:41:29Z
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Weird that a song that really only got airplay because it gave the DJ time to go take a shit has endured like this
(DIR) Post #B0N63eMK6pxV7xfeN6 by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-11-18T13:32:46Z
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This will live in my brain for a year.
(DIR) Post #B0PS1KKsAgiRkqD3XU by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-11-19T02:46:35Z
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@Jonny awooga dot gif
(DIR) Post #B0TMfNwyb9fy7yluDI by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-11-21T14:12:08Z
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@futurebird good lord
(DIR) Post #B1isfRj8GpJw6ZurpY by middleclasstool@phire.place
2025-12-28T21:45:25Z
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I'm spending this week at Magnolia Grove monastery just like last year and it's still like a second home to me. #Buddhism #PlumVillage