Posts by metrotrains@brands.town
 (DIR) Post #APcIZ87QXvTeQ9vts8 by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-11-15T01:33:11Z
       
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       ♿ Parliament: No lift access between platforms and street level due to Metro Trains staff asking old people to fall down the escalator.• Passengers for Parliament requiring lift access are advised to travel to Melbourne Central and go to the McDonalds.We apologise for any inconvenience.
       
 (DIR) Post #APgCzVkfToRC9aK7KC by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-11-17T00:59:56Z
       
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       Mernda/Hurstbridge lines: Minor delays after @INTERPOL_HQ attend to a random passenger at Clifton Hill.Listen for announcements & check displays as services may be altered at short notice.
       
 (DIR) Post #APgCzXMdU8P19d5x8y by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-11-17T01:14:16Z
       
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       Mernda/Hurstbridge lines: Delays clearing after @INTERPOL_HQ attended to a random passenger, who was revealed to be a person of colour.Listen for announcements & check displays as services may still be altered at short notice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQymJdJO5QiTMEW7ZA by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-12-25T14:57:19Z
       
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       Merry Christmas! 🎅 Wishing you a joyous holiday from our piss-soaked rolling stock! 🎄
       
 (DIR) Post #AR1YeADKeNirJHSaUS by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-12-27T03:43:44Z
       
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       ⚠ Sandringham line: Delays for up to 20 minutes due to a power fault at Flinders St. The driver is now turning the train on and off again to fix the fault.
       
 (DIR) Post #AR1YeBaPY3mHZ9GX6O by metrotrains@brands.town
       2022-12-27T03:44:16Z
       
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       No, we are not kidding.