Posts by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
 (DIR) Post #AupKrnpoAKMcJW2aDw by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-06-05T10:38:10Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #AupKrwu2Ry5yRF5aZE by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-06-05T16:37:34Z
       
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       And if you don’t get the reference, the “Russian Embassy” tweeted this yesterday. https://x.com/RussianEmbassy/status/1929885787744809206
       
 (DIR) Post #Av09B9wT8JrFfaB9SC by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-06-09T11:25:43Z
       
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       Is this what the Nintendo Switch 2 Camera is missing?https://youtu.be/RaM9XPTRl4w
       
 (DIR) Post #AvHVmqhtzcFHW2mkOO by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-06-18T02:22:53Z
       
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       https://bsky.app/profile/joles.bsky.social/post/3logjuqggkk2q
       
 (DIR) Post #Avo3KGhG1YY0MRvH6W by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-04T19:28:51Z
       
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       When plastic explosives go off nearby, do your ears ring at middle c?
       
 (DIR) Post #Avo3KI0R9jU2QDu6dc by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-05T00:24:05Z
       
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       It’s funny because there’s a plastic explosive called C-4, and the note “middle c” in music is also called C4
       
 (DIR) Post #Avxyg3oQ3J6Ea6Ra7s by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-09T19:19:21Z
       
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       I like my showers like I like my sunsets
       
 (DIR) Post #Aw2W9QjI02Y7AwUpnc by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-11T23:45:47Z
       
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       Huh, YouTube’s new auto dubbing feature has been enabled on my channel.My video’s now got audio channels with the speech machine-dubbed into other languages. They’re not marked as machine translated thoughIt seems to use my human-made captions (by https://caption.plus) for it.Here are some examples:
       
 (DIR) Post #Aw2nTorzedCF3esMQi by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2024-10-11T23:26:34Z
       
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       Spoiler alert
       
 (DIR) Post #AwcKHojQzEw7SyBWO8 by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-28T12:53:06Z
       
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       So it appears you now need a Wanking License in the UK.When I got my driving test I passed with 7 minors, which is absolutely a performance I don’t intend to repeat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwgAhuwwBp7g13F2tE by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-07-31T02:43:22Z
       
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       A friend is looking for a Canadian supplier of metric-sized stock aluminium, to deliver to Ontario.Do any of you wonderful people have any experience of this please?Normal 6061 stock: bar, tube, angle, T, channel etc.Everywhere seems to be imperial, and transatlantic shipping would be silly!
       
 (DIR) Post #AwiZu7UmFyzBZTuB3g by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-08-01T05:52:00Z
       
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       Ah yes the three genders
       
 (DIR) Post #AxEoLw4DxMhYeUMPE8 by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-08-16T19:43:31Z
       
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       @heliomass yep. Hence the references between episodes of a series.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0NVhcA2CPS2kO4mH2 by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-11-18T18:20:14Z
       
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       The problem with aging is that past projects start having decade anniversaries.It’s now a decade since our first Park Bench video! And no, there will not be a reunion episode. https://youtu.be/Fl-TnkmhTOM?si=f72JkPSWaA02g8Hj
       
 (DIR) Post #B0iLdxgyqIfRuOK8Nk by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-11-28T19:38:45Z
       
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       Badonkadonkey Kong
       
 (DIR) Post #B0yYPtQKK8wKY5VyjI by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-12-05T19:48:57Z
       
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       Pottyply CrappedYour toilet has been used 2193 times this year!That’s 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.Happy piss streaming!
       
 (DIR) Post #B16sITWJmnm8X1jka8 by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2025-12-10T15:41:29Z
       
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       Perineal Armstrong
       
 (DIR) Post #B1xaMBufxRKXkmNp5s by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2026-01-05T01:39:39Z
       
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       I assume DNS and bind is the new Netflix and chill?
       
 (DIR) Post #B1xaMKWBxq5qRRztgG by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2026-01-05T01:39:39Z
       
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       Though possibly less chill depending on how you’ve been bound.
       
 (DIR) Post #B25nzh5FX1cRRVUVo8 by mattgrayyes@chaos.social
       2026-01-09T00:24:49Z
       
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       I know you shouldn't eat yellow snow, but what about amber snow?