Posts by matt@cybre.space
(DIR) Post #AIUKHK4jl5hCGI0kNM by matt@cybre.space
2022-04-15T22:49:53Z
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Bloggers are so careful to make sure their sites have perfectly/clean/URL/structure/with-readable-permalinksMeanwhile the URL of the only website most people ever look at is yellbox.toilet/javaengine.asp?&eighthundredlettertrackingcode
(DIR) Post #AIadJr2V7u4ArhD9FI by matt@cybre.space
2022-04-19T00:10:32Z
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Levi Strauss' biographer really missed the boat by not titling the book "Jeanius"
(DIR) Post #AIfmTHatdWYTCufZAG by matt@cybre.space
2022-04-21T04:26:26Z
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Quotation marks mean you're quoting exactly what someone says, and they look like a sideways equals sign. So there should be paraphrase marks that look like sideways approximate signs
(DIR) Post #AIuT7PtHPW6l45F4r2 by matt@cybre.space
2022-04-28T03:48:42Z
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Yep, this computer's a genuine Philco. Just replaced all the valves last week. This beauty's got more than 4,000 words of memory, but don't be fooled, it's also a wizard with the numbers. See that blinking light? That's the square root of seven. Ohhh, that's right, seven has a square root, and it will *blow your mind*
(DIR) Post #AJ1pm5S5ra0MeB2m8m by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-02T02:19:59Z
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Thank god
(DIR) Post #AJtoAncXvwuIo6Ywts by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:21:54Z
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Some background process in my brain has been trying for days to formulate a joke about the Pokemon theme song based on the fact that "very best" rhymes with "hairy chest"I got nothin'. Go, joke-that-could-have-been. You're free now 🦋
(DIR) Post #AJtoAoWuYNzfcuvxku by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:34:53Z
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@erinbee Very nice! I was trying to think of famously hirsute people I could name, can't believe I forgot about good old Burt
(DIR) Post #AJtoAp3sZoMhHAMI8u by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:29:33Z
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I wanna be the Jerry West, and play some basketballHe didn't have a hairy chest, but he was very ta~all
(DIR) Post #AKXrUeVEkuSvuWudai by matt@cybre.space
2022-06-16T02:02:25Z
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Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy play the two main characters in Shrek, and they both made bad comedies most notable for the fact that they play multiple characters with the help of prosthetics and fat suitsIs this anything? Is there a third pin on this conspiracy board?
(DIR) Post #AKXrUgIC6NDlSepFXU by matt@cybre.space
2022-06-16T02:06:29Z
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Oh right, Nutty Professor and Austin Powers both predate Shrek by a few years, so I guess the casting director was just like "bring me the fat suit guys!"
(DIR) Post #AL8WANwf8ZK8knMaO0 by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-04T00:54:13Z
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Aww, just noticed that if you're looking at a tweet on nitter.net that has a link to a youtube video, it automatically replaces it with an invidious link :blobcatheart: they're buddies
(DIR) Post #ALOXvHhWkxZ3udMXMe by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-11T21:28:00Z
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Look, I'm sorry, but I *only* repair swords. I make this very clear in my listing. If you need work on anything other than a sword go to a different smith. Don't leave me a bad yelp review just because you've got an axe to grind
(DIR) Post #ALX0OlP8l6bDQdaWJM by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-15T23:26:58Z
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Saw someone explaining to someone unfamilar with the terms that PAL and NTSC are obsolete video formats, but apropos of nothing, he noted that PAL is pronounced P. A. L.lol good luck dude
(DIR) Post #ALr14BcBZtcDNeT4KW by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-25T15:00:08Z
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Jury selection is happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkCdUM8K5Mk
(DIR) Post #ALr14CanwW6YPepToe by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-25T15:18:09Z
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Okay this isn't listenable. I don't have the data to listen for hours anyway. It's cool in theory that it's being streamed, but I'll wait and get caught up when Knowledge Fight talks about it
(DIR) Post #ALr1U7eavazIclxhKa by matt@cybre.space
2022-07-25T15:33:11Z
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@nenetl yeah, he's finally run out of ways to weasel out of it. I dunno how long jury selection will take, but the judge was saying the trial should take a week. Things are going to get real very soon
(DIR) Post #AMkC97JfQoOCgtoYvA by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-29T02:29:37Z
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#intro
(DIR) Post #AMl18Dv4USwuXkdpB2 by matt@cybre.space
2022-08-21T05:18:06Z
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Oops, I haven't posted in over 24 hours. Here one comes: Network-attached sausage.See you in a day
(DIR) Post #APsLAtrJHmYGYmiirQ by matt@cybre.space
2022-08-17T03:58:53Z
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Lot of 50 used blank (i.e. recorded on) cassette tapes on ebay for $40. It almost seems like it would be worth it just to see what's on them, like a treasure hunt; especially since the ones with visible labels have exciting titles like "hammered dulcimer" and "sunrise balloon adventure"Except these are almost certainly Church tapes. That's the only place tapes would've been used as recently as 2013, they're shipped from Tennessee, and "sunrise" is spelled "son rise", which has to be a Jesus thing. Oh well. Hammered Dulcimer music is pretty, at least. I've heard them played, I'm sure, but I didn't know that's what they're called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMPFaKpF1SM
(DIR) Post #APsLAvoY11WwcnRXpg by matt@cybre.space
2022-08-17T04:07:32Z
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Here's another lot of 50 for $35, shipped. The listing says they're all recorded on, but they're all completely unlabeled. Nothing on the tapes themselves or the J-card, not even a date. Who does that?!Probably also a church. I have all these lofty fantasies of buying a bunch of random tapes and discovering weird old local radio shows and cool music I was previously unaware of, but probably every single one of these is nothing but church tapes