Posts by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
(DIR) Post #AWvzQQeHFNsxOlgXjs by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-06-22T01:36:49Z
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@Penelope as soon as Elon gets a space travel service for civilians up and running, our solar system will be polluted with dead billionaires who trusted his glorified tin cans a little too much…
(DIR) Post #AWw0n2SzQBwD0ukbTM by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-06-22T01:52:06Z
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@Penelope never thought I might see the day where a power-crazed maniac tries to get people to implant his chips into their brains…worse yet, there are plenty of his worshipers about who would happily volunteer to be the first human subjects…even if they did kill many of his monkey test subjects…
(DIR) Post #AXAZfHM4ssidXefMmm by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-06-28T17:49:04Z
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They need to add a drafts section here. #mastodon #ieji
(DIR) Post #AXGYpAsisBzTM3qkue by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-01T22:38:40Z
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Looking at Tweets off my partner, Brian’s account isn’t even working anymore. Since 10am all I get is THIS MESSAGE!!!!!#twitter #elonmusk #FuckUpOfTheYear #screenshotsaturday #WTF #Ugh #FuckYou #Idiot
(DIR) Post #AXGZJOcYM6YQeahIsy by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-01T23:50:37Z
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@Tony @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Block me you wrinkled condom wrapper!!! FFS 🤣🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AXGZlUDz79y48qbHRQ by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-01T23:54:56Z
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@Tony I SEARCHED THAT UP MYSELF YOU ROTTING POTATO! 😂And if it offends you so much, block me, instead of clutching your bloomers, Mr. bacon. This isn’t Sunday school.
(DIR) Post #AXGZsTxgUSnvLyJOHw by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-01T23:59:09Z
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@Tony I’m going to shove to cobs of corn up my ass hole and think about you ❤️❤️❤️🌽🌽🌽
(DIR) Post #AXGa200wglyrMwNKHg by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-01T23:58:43Z
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@Tony @rees@breastmilk.club I am using his account. He doesn’t even like gay porn. He is asexual.When you assume, you make an ass out of yourself. And besides, I’m not the one pissing myself over instead of just blocking my account, so I don’t see my posts little bitch baby. #LindaPosting #Cunts #CrawlingOutOfTheWoodwork #SomeoneGetThisGuySomeNewPanties
(DIR) Post #AXGa94Kx12Ecnp6UHA by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-02T00:01:40Z
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@Tony Asexual as in DOESN’T like porn, but I do 😊😊😊
(DIR) Post #AXGaAgm1avJGIkXWMK by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-02T00:02:10Z
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@Tony there is lube on my corn cobs right now, they’re going into my colon. Your name is written on my chest.
(DIR) Post #AXGaKUMsZaSUipS1Zo by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-02T00:04:15Z
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@ai @Tony there are corn cobs in my ass right now, I’m going to shove one down my throat,
(DIR) Post #AXGaSKJTqAVpr1bAki by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-02T00:04:52Z
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@Tony @ai awwww, are ya’ll a couple?
(DIR) Post #AXMyMtJmLONIWxRGam by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-05T00:27:49Z
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Last night I had a dream about the 2024 Presidential election and woke up so sweaty I had to wash my sheets. It took me 5 minutes to remember it was still Summer, 2023, and my cat was staring at me in horror for how damp and shakey I was. What the fuck#lois #2024election #dream #nightmare #demons #tuesday #fourthofjuly #happyfourthofjuly #demons #mastodon #joinin
(DIR) Post #AXMyadmGv5PUO3K3I8 by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-07-05T02:04:39Z
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@Penelope they did win 😱 that’s why I woke up so startled
(DIR) Post #AZ2f1XCoHSUVDuBifQ by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-08-24T01:39:31Z
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Starting as store manager after this weekend…..shitting my pants……..so nervous………
(DIR) Post #AZ3btLOgCAM5Zw6Qoi by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-08-24T13:35:01Z
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@Penelope thank you….doing my best. Pulled myself out of my stress last night by watching my neighbor Donna fight with a bird in her backyard. The bird won.
(DIR) Post #AciYbttZ32L3MaV3bs by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-12-11T16:51:40Z
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I’m still in shock and awe. I’ve gone the whole four years without getting COVID until now. What the fuck. #covid #positive #mastodon
(DIR) Post #AciYbwKZzZ8Wux9ezo by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-12-11T16:56:33Z
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Like this is the thing that had all of America locked inside for over a year. (Well, maybe not ALL of America, but a lot of the smart ones). I feel like I should feel worse. What the fuck #covid #mastodon #covid19 #CovidPositiveLife
(DIR) Post #AciZmHaFvfaJgLz0bY by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2023-12-12T01:28:58Z
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@jeffcliff maybe, but I’ve had worse dealt from my past Ambien addiction, so that probably covers it up 🥰
(DIR) Post #Anm96XVy6zlyR1RChE by lindabitchahand@ieji.de
2024-11-06T19:22:12Z
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Bite the pillow, America. It’s going into all 3 holes, and it’s going in dry.#politics #mastodon #wednesday #election #gop #harris #trump