Posts by lemay@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #ASZ8takbyxvYnZII52 by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-02-11T01:53:31Z
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Apple Store workers need a flag in their in-store software that says “customer looks like a grandma but has used dozens of apple products since 1985. _do not macsplain_”
(DIR) Post #ASZ8tcUNWI8ABniM3U by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-02-11T04:01:31Z
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For the record husband Eric would like to register his _strongest_ objection to the phrase “looks like a grandma”
(DIR) Post #AXjedpVsrpt6nx3q76 by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T16:52:45Z
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You may think you want to scritch the fluffy tummy. But it's a TRAP#caturday #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AYSTBknFiZapyofNVA by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-08-06T14:44:49Z
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The one nice thing about women posting about the awful toxic reply-guy culture on mastodon is that you can go through the replies, find the people who prove the argument, and block them. block block blockity block, buh-bye! 🤗
(DIR) Post #AYSTIAp7qpZmRsbUg4 by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-05-22T19:05:07Z
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When you start growing asparagus all the advice is "be very very careful, only pick a few spears for a few weeks, the bed won't be mature for many many years and you can kill it if you overpick.”What they don't tell you is eventually the bed IS mature and then it switches to PICK PICK PICK NOW PICK MORE PICK EARLY PICK OFTEN PICK PICK PICK OH NO TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE AN ASPARAGUS FOREST AAAIIGGH#gardening
(DIR) Post #AZTwVnTV4VKGS8P9qC by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T18:25:21Z
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The black sunflowers are *really* black this year 💀 This variety was in a mix but I think it is 'Velvet Queen’#BloomScrolling #Gardening
(DIR) Post #AbEuI9dOYhCVNmYTiK by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-10-28T17:45:29Z
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She gets one (1) hour of fish time every night, and fish time is the greatest time (best $16 I've spent this year).#Caturday #CatsofMastodon(video has no sound)
(DIR) Post #Ac0mlJJlquPmcVf3ZI by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-11-20T18:24:30Z
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@cstross “If you experienced Web 1.0 it is definitely time to schedule that colonoscopy"
(DIR) Post #AckUDraVxoGxkznAlk by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-12-12T19:06:23Z
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Parking squid!? Parking squid!! For bikes! 🚲 🦑https://seattlearts.emuseum.com/objects/3898/parking-squid
(DIR) Post #AcwTiH6B1d9kzpNJzM by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-12-18T18:07:00Z
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@clive Horrible acidic front-taste, tasty acidic aftertaste, stomach pain, nervous tremors, immense feelings of regret
(DIR) Post #AcwTiJ8jR6O9KKaOFU by lemay@mastodon.social
2023-12-18T18:08:48Z
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@clive for the record I do recommend drinking at least one (1) red bull, mostly to have the complete "what the fuck, why, omg” experience and also to be able to make jokes like this about it.
(DIR) Post #AdaKD0P6Cha051mJW4 by lemay@mastodon.social
2024-01-06T18:24:41Z
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Tech: I have added software to this century-old mode of transportation, and improved it. Humanity: You fucked up perfectly good engineering marvel is what you did. Look at it. It's got kernel panics.
(DIR) Post #Ai5cnK4kfkD2RLjM0W by lemay@mastodon.social
2024-05-20T17:28:27Z
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I cannot date this, but apparently some time in the distant past (possibly 80’s?) the International Harvester tractor company used punch cards for inventory and parts ordering. #retrocomputing #farming
(DIR) Post #AlySwcTYc0kmsVZXI8 by lemay@mastodon.social
2024-09-13T19:10:22Z
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Yeah It’s not truly Mastodon if you make a joke about software and no one tries to explain software to you.
(DIR) Post #AndoiFUNXTocq4Dals by lemay@mastodon.social
2024-11-02T18:56:00Z
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It's been a rough of couple months but I think we're finally getting a handle on Max's food issues. He's gaining weight and being much more active, and generally acting like he's happier (eg, he is yelling all the time).Photo includes bonus void cat.#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #Aobxg120a3WwgsFHIu by lemay@mastodon.social
2024-12-01T19:01:41Z
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The press kit for the Specialized Globe Haul ST e-bike shows the bike outfitted with giant bins… full of cactus. 🌵#CarryShitOlympics
(DIR) Post #AulJjj2VEWUGXRiuOW by lemay@mastodon.social
2025-06-03T15:18:09Z
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Max, a tabby cat, died on Sunday after a long illness. He was 14. All cats are goodest cats and I have known many goodest cats in my life. But Max was a truly Great Cat, a once-in-a-lifetime cat. He loved all people, other cats, and even the red bushy-tailed doggies outside. He was always at the door to greet us when we came home and always there to be a comfort if we were upset.I miss him so much.He was a frequent visitor to #Caturday and #CatsOfMastodon so I thought you should know. 💔
(DIR) Post #B0e6wqPFsbPCrwjsjg by lemay@mastodon.social
2025-11-24T21:27:31Z
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Here is a void cat who just floor-is-lava-traversed the whole living room from the TV stand to the windowsill to the cat tree to another windowsill to the back of the couch to another windowsill to a random box to a dining room chair and up onto the tall dining room windowsill...and now she is stuck and crying pitifully for help. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
(DIR) Post #B0e6wxFESGY04t6TaK by lemay@mastodon.social
2025-11-24T21:44:47Z
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UPDATE: I rescued her, floor-is-lava is exhausting. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
(DIR) Post #B2IZP2V44QPyqXflIW by lemay@mastodon.social
2026-01-14T19:31:50Z
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sploot#Cats #CatsOfMastodon