Posts by lcw@mastodon.online
 (DIR) Post #ASFvuikabSmcMYMV9c by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-02-02T03:11:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I told him to stop and ask for directions, but did he listen?!? Of course not!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASFwJtSpuJ6KpX3rhg by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-02-02T03:15:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that would explain the $15 million contract I just signed to be their shortstop.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASFwV01hqfn8MufQZc by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-02-02T03:17:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts they’re laughing with it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASFz9z24eIyj4CVemu by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-02-02T03:47:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts so that’s where the term “hot pocket” came from!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATBAZCFwvSrAxApdVw by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-03-01T17:52:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the remaining 19% were employees of the movie theaters, and had to wait to see the film.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATgdV2Pw492UCGvVx2 by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-03-16T22:14:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that only works if you arm the child with a flamethrower.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr43SgzQGudvFZti4 by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-03-21T22:58:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts No woman, no fries.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATxFWVOXaEMQGBDEjQ by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-03-24T15:23:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That would explain the lyrics to ‘Suck My Kiss’.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUOLeA5pXheuJMktlo by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-04-07T00:21:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that would definitely scare those crows.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUYPtqebIto5Z0NLdI by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-04-11T20:56:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I thought it was the Fun Drug Administration, and that they handed out drugs to taxpayers over the age of 23. It appears that I was mistaken.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUh60BKCaJDrf7yxzU by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-04-16T01:25:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the balls are three times bigger as well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUi7CofaQAwCH9X7Qm by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-04-16T13:13:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it will be soon if it isn’t already.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUqt5ORhX7ZE1Fxswa by lcw@mastodon.online
       2023-04-20T18:47:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What happens if I tell them that I disagree with capitalism?