Posts by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
(DIR) Post #AScbUZKBd0HZHSEZSy by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-13T01:40:43Z
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Lost opportunity to bring Tom Holland out in a bustier
(DIR) Post #ASgm0u5DlAKZ6R8Agy by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-15T01:57:28Z
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solo dog-minding for the next 10 days and getting anxious about being fun enough for her on my own
(DIR) Post #ASigfPIGvcBw4i5MVE by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-16T00:06:56Z
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Devastating news: Tomorrow isn’t Friday
(DIR) Post #ASjpPv3WACdghAplZY by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-16T13:19:45Z
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early indications are that—as we’ve suspected all along—the robots do, in fact, want to murder us
(DIR) Post #ASsm8m23uNgoLYvQ9o by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-20T20:55:25Z
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Let’s be clear: Rich people will still have human doctors, human teachers, human executive assistants. The bots will be for everyone else.
(DIR) Post #AT0PQImmdo67Aiqaqu by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-24T13:18:33Z
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imagine admitting you uttered the words “Probably Daddy” to your interview subject at your job without a gun to your head, much less choosing to publish it in the paper of record
(DIR) Post #ATOGyNWbyA3A9HkgvA by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-08T01:36:57Z
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realized I haven’t heard much about Stacey Abrams lately and I hope it’s because she’s been partying on a beach somewhere for the last four months
(DIR) Post #ATSJZulGKyocU6TGZE by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-10T00:24:59Z
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reality hits different when you think about the fact that birds are tiny dinosaurs
(DIR) Post #ATSSdVoLwV7zqghsyO by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-10T02:06:29Z
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@tim :(
(DIR) Post #ATsG1G2wrUqsjNWZo8 by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-22T12:47:35Z
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Lot of “It’s Mueller Time” energy to this week. Hope y’all don’t get your hearts broken again!!
(DIR) Post #AU0dPVBewE3zxkGDOy by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-26T13:47:23Z
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PONTIFLEX (also, I saw this image many times before realizing it was AI generated)
(DIR) Post #AUujtki0oOaKdXoAsa by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-22T15:23:51Z
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@andybaio https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1649262376485568512
(DIR) Post #AUx9P3juza0ho5e2IC by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-23T19:19:07Z
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Here’s my question, it’s nearly May and I haven’t seen any ramps at the markets in New York City, where are the fucking ramps?
(DIR) Post #AV2nEoiaxDmaHQUpuK by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-26T12:39:01Z
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This is super great news: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/26/nyregion/library-cuts-nyc.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
(DIR) Post #AV2nGKpx1VWIBSf2QK by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-26T12:39:18Z
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@maxfenton Maybe so :( They’re such a key part of spring for me
(DIR) Post #AV2nITA32s1ma14x4i by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-26T12:39:40Z
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@matthewburton Glad to help educate you about ramps!!
(DIR) Post #AVvzOiD8Fa9gx2nKd6 by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-05-23T03:44:22Z
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@waldoj very cool, congrats!
(DIR) Post #AW8LaDNbEdvlh46G3M by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-05-29T02:49:30Z
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Watching the Succession finale with an 11yr old: “Did the good guys win?”
(DIR) Post #AWScL7JgbfVtoZlYqe by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-06-07T21:31:30Z
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seen more people wearing masks in NYC today than I have in months
(DIR) Post #AXJrxnAwrVYb2d4r3Y by lauraolin@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-03T14:06:16Z
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one of the major relevancy advantages Twitter had over other social networks is that it wasn’t a walled garden - by maintaining the ability to view posts when not logged in it acted as a lingua franca of the social web. over now. masterful gambit sir.