Posts by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #ASVxqYISpuIJDjhnNI by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-02-09T14:00:55Z
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The person who named Red Delicious apples should never be allowed to name anything again.
(DIR) Post #ASiddxDpVr36rOci2a by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-02-13T01:55:19Z
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My new phone and its camera have informed me I'm not as cute as I thought.
(DIR) Post #ASwxnvT3bnlPbxDWGu by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-02-22T13:19:41Z
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I'm giving up on people for Lent.
(DIR) Post #ATeMuniXFuXCb8PD96 by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-15T19:12:30Z
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I'm rendering unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's and today it's a whole lotta knives.
(DIR) Post #ATfwBqEcq7IisnEipM by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-16T01:30:45Z
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Iron Maiden pinball.
(DIR) Post #AThGbNhljDHWAYHeMq by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-15T13:30:09Z
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My daughter shows me she loves me by giving me non-microwavable, non-dishwasher safe coffee mugs.
(DIR) Post #ATxZGqoOBbpv8K7EKe by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-21T11:59:09Z
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Too many uses for this word, but I'm glad it exists.
(DIR) Post #AUAa34jBp7lQTcbkZs by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-29T11:55:15Z
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I had to explain what ruh-roh means to kids in my class. What are we teaching our children?!
(DIR) Post #AUJoysyzFS8mbWYLI0 by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-04-02T13:41:06Z
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Here, let me complicate this for you.
(DIR) Post #AUsCznyfszq5hzxcVE by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-04-21T01:48:25Z
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Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me rapid unscheduled disassembly
(DIR) Post #AVWcbBdVdm5bXgfWQy by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-03-09T20:46:34Z
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There should be a dimmer on refrigerator lights so you're not hit with full sunlight blast when you're cruising for food at 3 a.m.
(DIR) Post #AVWqalgBXvJ4OfcBWq by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-05-11T00:09:29Z
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Fuck anyone who thinks women shouldn't say fuck.
(DIR) Post #AVh1FNLhquirvudZCa by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-05-15T21:58:46Z
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If I removed the word "bro" from my son's conversations, he'd say maybe five words.
(DIR) Post #AVzdxkvgiIqJ9vmQWe by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T22:03:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday!! Fishy, you are a tuxedo cat and we all know they're the best kind of cats!
(DIR) Post #AWnOakls2mTmLuff16 by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-06-16T23:31:05Z
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I went a negative amount of steps today.
(DIR) Post #AWvFsp1fcOseREHVlg by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-06-21T17:05:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts boy am I in trouble.
(DIR) Post #AX7jCAuoAGOXEqnAyO by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-06-27T15:55:53Z
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Shout out to men you barely know who find out you're traveling and want to meet, and when you don't message them because you're busy with your intended purposes and don't message/text, they block you.
(DIR) Post #AXy8lZ7wKCDFEmXRwG by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-07-17T17:37:10Z
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I've been eating cucumber slices instead of chips and when I close my eyes, I pretend I'm eating something more enjoyable, like broken glass or rusty nails.