Posts by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #Ad6WZZsJqBbJ2RwRmK by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-23T13:25:02Z
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Why deplatform a nazi when you can defenestrate them?
(DIR) Post #Ad6WZbAn0zyB41aiCu by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-23T13:26:30Z
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Just a note: I’ve actually never even been in any kind of physical fight since I was like ten
(DIR) Post #Ad724rWJNrsHJt2svQ by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-23T20:40:51Z
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@slashdot it was high fructose corn syrup, wasn’t it?
(DIR) Post #Ad7Js1Pn5AMfQ01RVQ by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-23T23:55:29Z
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I don’t remember why, but as christmas comes around I often find myself thinking about pointy tits
(DIR) Post #AdDP8tfWnicN2J0byq by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-21T22:15:39Z
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@kangaroo5383 i hear great things about the machine if it’s a laser from Brother
(DIR) Post #AdDP8vL2arQ0DLRHKC by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-21T23:18:42Z
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@kangaroo5383 The scene where they murder the printer makes me cry with joy to this day
(DIR) Post #AdFVb4LRgmTCITLtFQ by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-27T22:49:23Z
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@slashdot selling my one pitiful apple stock
(DIR) Post #AdH6ci9P4J9xVJKF3Q by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-28T16:07:24Z
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@mmiasma Ban windows in Russia!
(DIR) Post #AdHPOkuDvUlL7kHgjw by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-28T20:49:19Z
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@slashdot …out of union workers
(DIR) Post #AdLMt77GvGtpb9FOnA by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-30T18:40:03Z
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@slashdot yes, and nothing could go wrong
(DIR) Post #AdNC2dCuGiDQYL8eR6 by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-31T15:47:57Z
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@slashdot cray-1 has approximately the computing power of an iphone 5s. So it was used to simulate nuclear detonations, but could not handle ios10 if it could be compiled to it without a graphics chip
(DIR) Post #AdP0fanEMrQTE2rP6m by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-01T12:49:56Z
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@slashdot but it will waste our time for profitlike google search now
(DIR) Post #AdRnamjZpNvislPNqa by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-02T21:07:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts join me in shooting my keurig
(DIR) Post #AdTNxsADb6C5tH8cHQ by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-03T15:27:34Z
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Hans Käse didn’t wash his hands properly in the restroom and when he came back, Hitler had taken his seat. Learn from Hans. Don’t let Hitler take your seat at the table. Wash your hands.
(DIR) Post #AdTPEVvxbK1Tp3y50y by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-03T15:43:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts always use content warnings for pictures of pets, especially if they are looking at the camera. Not everyone has pets or eyes.
(DIR) Post #AdVTx7kT9l8zye2YHg by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-04T15:28:26Z
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@kaia who builds a 50 meter (150ft) cybertruck?
(DIR) Post #AdW9oEjG1vMB5xuyzw by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-04T23:35:20Z
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@slashdot lol
(DIR) Post #AdWJ2VjkUUwHUC1sGG by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-05T01:18:44Z
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@todayilearned biologically as opposed to how?
(DIR) Post #AdXKwoPGYiD6iYopPM by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-05T13:14:52Z
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@mikemathia That time i was bicycling home at night and noticed that a tawny owl was silently gliding maybe 4-6ft above my head like some winged drainpipe of rage was one of my top five moments of pure horror
(DIR) Post #AdXWfcwf7LyZhL0mdU by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-05T15:26:12Z
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@slashdot i hope they raise the cost of video streaming to finance that instead of letting the idea carry itself