Posts by kelbesque@onster.farm
(DIR) Post #9t06InTUL2BFOB3IrA by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-03-14T06:23:42Z
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[Dracula at the blood donation drive]nurse: Have you ever had any sexual contact with a man?Dracula: What is a man?!nurse, sighing heavily: Sorry, sir. Have you ever had any sexual contact with a miserable little pile of secrets?
(DIR) Post #9u5U6v6HhblxbnQjh2 by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-15T16:56:43Z
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@soft Tom Nook wouldn't raw dog you...He'd rawccoon dog you
(DIR) Post #9u6gPgiqmDQv7t92A4 by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-16T16:19:54Z
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@foxhkron it's okay to experience negative emotions!!And I'll probably still like you when you're angry! You might do stuff that I don't like but unless I've seriously misjudged you I'll still like you!
(DIR) Post #9u726LHoRvCs8Ig82K by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-16T20:26:09Z
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The rules of baseball:You must:- buy me some peanuts and Cracker JackI must:- not care if I ever come backWe both must:- root, root root for the home team
(DIR) Post #9u7WN1mUknAzRYoarg by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-17T01:52:49Z
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Hey folks I know Twitch sucks but I'm gonna be running my regular Throwback Thursday show tonight playing some games from 1999 and earlier so you should come by in about 40 minutes, at 7:30PM Pacific time!https://www.twitch.tv/SaberaMesiaPlease boost for visibility!
(DIR) Post #9u8jMry8jDMdZdTbhQ by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-17T15:47:26Z
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It's sort of an inside joke
(DIR) Post #9uRac90z0wjyrsy7to by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-26T18:33:06Z
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extra wife extra life
(DIR) Post #9uRi1D0jzeAYBFkp2O by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-26T18:29:48Z
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Men with more visible shoulderMen with wide-necked shirtsMen with strapless dresses
(DIR) Post #9uRtE7FdolqZZs54oy by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-26T21:22:52Z
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Summer Sunday Sundress
(DIR) Post #9uWaHpZQZPG4YqC2kq by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-29T04:25:14Z
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I got to video chat with @AudreyJune and @nova for a little bit tonight and it was divine 💞💞💞
(DIR) Post #9uY0iFDCeM3RaA0tRw by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-04-29T20:57:42Z
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There's an org trying to claim they own the bi pride flag and threatening to sue people who are using it without their permission
(DIR) Post #9ufzhnlCN0YwYAWz4q by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-03T17:03:27Z
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Look, the only acceptable Cinco de Mayo joke is when you make fun of white people CdM parties by calling them Gringo de Mayo and pronouncing it like mayonnaise
(DIR) Post #9ukWZwGOwg6jj2p9JQ by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-05T21:44:59Z
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am i doin it rite
(DIR) Post #9uumhD4H9l49uEP2q8 by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-10T16:22:57Z
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I'm not saying that programmers would become inherently more moral if they unionized, but shitty rich people would have a lot less purchase to use them to build heinous shit
(DIR) Post #9vKUGaopBDnUTDxj84 by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-23T06:15:33Z
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@ars42525 でもJavaScriptはウェブのRailsじゃん？
(DIR) Post #9vKV1FzUR4IZU4Cau0 by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-23T06:24:00Z
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@ars42525 すまん、クソ冗談だった 😅
(DIR) Post #9vRpMGoztsAJKcJM6i by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-05-26T16:29:25Z
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Some happy news: last night I hit 75 Twitch subscribers, so I'm planning on doing a special Guitar Covers Stream!It hasn't been scheduled yet, but watch this space for more information!
(DIR) Post #9voZUubuhyFL5At7Fw by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-06-06T18:30:30Z
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My ability to doodle newspaper syndicated comic-style things without a reference has improved, even if it still looks kind of wonky
(DIR) Post #9vvqDrEwIkmlct14pk by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-06-10T06:14:12Z
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After a lot of thinking, I'm going to be shutting down onster.farm at the end of June.I might find an alternate home on Fedi, but I'm not doing a good job of the technical tasks of administration, and it costs a noticeable amount of money each month to keep the instance running, especially as I'm pursuing transition care.If you have an alt on onster.farm, and want to export your goods, you should do so before the month is over.
(DIR) Post #9wNn7u1Kd3i22qD4im by kelbesque@onster.farm
2020-06-23T16:23:11Z
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Does anybody have any recommendations for local, national, or global climate change funds that aren't the Environmental Defense Fund?I want to do a fundraiser, but I want the money to go places that it will be effective and anti-capitalist.