Posts by juglugs@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #Axvo5NQjK5XeOJGhfs by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-09-06T12:59:46Z
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A good way to leave a conversation is to suddenly crouch down and scuttle away sideways like a crab
(DIR) Post #AyRUZz0aX9kNpgvcwa by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-09-21T07:48:51Z
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Pouring my coffee, cereal and toothpaste into the same mug every morning isn't saving as much time as I'd hoped
(DIR) Post #AyRiOQYDhk978a2kr2 by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-09-21T19:52:38Z
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Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Breathe. Reclench your jaw. Lunge wildly at passing traffic. Take a huge bite out of a wooden coffee table.
(DIR) Post #AyfSouyL9OoNNPwAHQ by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-09-28T12:10:40Z
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Well, which idiot left it up there?
(DIR) Post #AylbDZHgt6Snvz0rLc by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-10-01T07:42:28Z
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Crazy how much more productive I am on just 2-3 hours sleep, it's only 08:40am and I've already vacuumed the garden and put all my shoes in the dishwasher
(DIR) Post #AyyNvKEVKwergvyLrc by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-10-07T17:26:35Z
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OK, #BBC, do your damn job and get into these cities and show us the real situation. Not cherry picked. At the macro and micro level. None of this both-sides fascist appeasement that you do today.BBC News - Why is Trump trying to deploy the National Guard to US cities?https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy9z7yg2n7o
(DIR) Post #Azevy4Ylifn6A5P4JE by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-10-27T19:42:07Z
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The left wing will feed 100 people because there is 1 who might go hungry.The right wing will let 100 people starve because there might be 1 who doesn't need the food.That tells you everything you need to know about the current state of politics.
(DIR) Post #AztyREb6aovGyDvcci by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-11-04T11:41:55Z
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I'm afraid that I have no tears for this monsterBBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4gpxe1kg8kt?app-referrer=push-notificationFormer US Vice-President Dick Cheney dies aged 84 - live updates - BBC News
(DIR) Post #B0D9I9RPKOm9J7NV7w by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-11-13T18:28:20Z
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@Nonilex OR...the results are manipulated...
(DIR) Post #B0XVuRY9AqQXr4FjBw by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-11-23T13:39:01Z
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Before social media I would worry when strange things popped into my head. Now I worry when they don't.
(DIR) Post #B1Bbhj5gJ1xIdDX408 by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-12-12T21:49:28Z
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Shake hands with a fistful of cornflakes for that authentic "business crunch" potential employers look for
(DIR) Post #B1RxucBmqpOuyq3KfQ by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-12-20T17:09:42Z
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I want to be the guy who tests drugs to see if you can operate heavy machinery after taking it
(DIR) Post #B1V0DtvLv5xArvZN7Q by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-12-21T20:56:20Z
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Updated version #CookieMeme
(DIR) Post #B1mFaRwWv7gXkOeIzo by juglugs@mastodon.social
2025-12-30T13:39:10Z
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My new dog Ragnor, who I found in a meteorite, keeps waking me up demanding Strontium-B and saying "preparations are underway" without elaborating further
(DIR) Post #B2HgKvY0U0Bse84iWm by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-01-14T17:49:44Z
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I hope the first one works because I just don’t think I can fit a second one in there
(DIR) Post #B2SZbLo5mLt1W9aoGe by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-01-19T16:19:17Z
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I feel sorry for people who haven't found their doppelganger in an old painting while strolling through an art museum
(DIR) Post #B2ee4Sby0UtY397dh2 by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-01-25T12:27:14Z
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
(DIR) Post #B33U2uGM5SModkdFMe by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-02-06T20:06:25Z
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haha, we all make mistakes. for example, I just purchased an illegal waffle iron from a drifter in the Tim Horton's car park & now I’m being chased by a van with a Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind mural painted on one side & a China Syndrome mural on the other
(DIR) Post #B3DsHfYVOJjXqoIEjI by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-02-11T20:27:49Z
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Turkish Barber is Glasgow
(DIR) Post #B3YSH77IurfIYInqWO by juglugs@mastodon.social
2026-02-21T17:45:35Z
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I have never wronged a squirrel that didn't wrong me first