Posts by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
(DIR) Post #ASupmhAS6Qll1NUspk by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-21T20:41:30Z
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Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. "Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon..."
(DIR) Post #ASuqBVuj53dXMGyYUK by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-21T20:46:20Z
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Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it...but with a whole society
(DIR) Post #AT0bcGJGs5pAPxVq2S by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-24T15:33:07Z
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I weigh at least 17 squirrels
(DIR) Post #AT0u7rQqhTZ5hbH3aK by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-24T18:21:56Z
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A good way to unwind after a long day at work is to disappear into the swamplands for 35 years
(DIR) Post #AT2B7D8eP4Cp73zvSi by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-20T06:58:10Z
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Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.
(DIR) Post #AT4PXHem0zHOKTGlrU by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-26T11:17:26Z
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on FridaysPEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfastCC: No, eggs are okP: But eggs are chickenCC: Not until they hatchP: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
(DIR) Post #AT4TWxmAKZSWUEpVKa by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-26T07:40:05Z
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Who do you think you are kidding
(DIR) Post #AT4oyFtDBtExWNyrWS by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-26T15:47:30Z
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Mentally envisioning a guinea pig the size of a cow and getting so worked up I have to go stand outside for a few minutes
(DIR) Post #AT548vtRNLKq0AdZ0C by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-26T19:09:30Z
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It’s over. The party’s run by the mob, not by the intellectuals, and it’s never going to go back. Once a movement becomes a populist movement dominated by the grassroots of the base, it never goes back to being a thoughtful, intellectually driven movement.
(DIR) Post #AT7CyXZ4GHNRYW9BPE by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-27T19:58:13Z
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I keep a "go-bag" full of salami under my desk in case I ever need to quickly eat a bag of salami for some reason
(DIR) Post #AT7LFvpc5fRPNGgqJ6 by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-02-27T21:32:38Z
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Ruin an orgy by shouting "Winner stays on!"
(DIR) Post #ATBZoPKF7AXkgWBpeS by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-01T22:23:14Z
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#religionistheproblem #ReligionPoisonsEverything
(DIR) Post #ATCIH1Y0KtCB4pJ18q by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-02T06:52:05Z
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1:34 am: accidentally biting my friend 2:15 am: going back to bite my friend again on purpose this time
(DIR) Post #ATEmKfnngdIH4e6V1s by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-03T11:38:15Z
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I just want to be rich enough to hire someone whose job is to intercept callers and visitors and say, “he’s in no condition to see anyone right now”
(DIR) Post #ATFanQXKWCQHpnIvRo by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-03T21:04:53Z
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ChatGPT soon...
(DIR) Post #ATFdiXcD4XOyCewsWu by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-03T21:28:19Z
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(DIR) Post #ATH7DIExNUK5KA32Vk by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-04T14:14:59Z
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If you choose the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off using your washing machine.
(DIR) Post #ATHeXAbykQ0fwXtzua by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-04T19:17:30Z
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There is no argument for the 2nd amendment that exists today - The only argument you have is "I like guns" and that's not good enough.Ban guns!https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41488081
(DIR) Post #ATHiRZY3WJqBMWeZqS by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-04T21:41:45Z
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@creeksidewilly Yes. And it worked!
(DIR) Post #ATIc1fJf32Af9f8yZc by juglugs@mastodon.juglugs.com
2023-03-05T08:04:34Z
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@creeksidewilly To begin with, there are no gods and therefore no god-given rights. Let's just get that out of the way, shall we?Then the constitution nor its amendments mention gods of any kind - because there aren't any - see above.But, if you want to believe in fairies and have them control your laws, don't you think any decent and omnipotent god would give that "right" to everyone on her Earth? I currently live in the UK, but lived in Allentown, PA for 1/4 of my life.Again, you haven't made an argument FOR 2A except "I like guns".Where was your militia when Trump waged his coup/insurrection, huh? THAT'S what 2A was for and you failed to even use it on the one time is was required. Therefore, you don't need it and you certainly don't need guns...Have a lovely day, though 😊