Posts by jordyd@octodon.social
(DIR) Post #9wE4BvnorA955W20Wm by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-19T01:37:36Z
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Please update
(DIR) Post #9wE4BwFpB2XyUN8NBA by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-19T01:38:37Z
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Please install update
(DIR) Post #9wE4Bwm5F6Lq6QE8Se by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-19T01:38:54Z
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Please reboot to install update
(DIR) Post #9wE5Qf15eGHrKDpH9M by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-19T01:39:33Z
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Rebooting to install update
(DIR) Post #9wFDQ0Gg901RjlH6vI by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-19T15:04:44Z
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LB: the red X makes it
(DIR) Post #9wHnH6Z3ZF594fhIkS by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-20T20:56:03Z
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Why do people reply “a RISCy move” when you mention RISC? I initially thought it was a one-off pun, then a funny coincidence, but after repeatedly seeing this, I now believe it to be some kind of Reference
(DIR) Post #9x21EKn7lsDeH8Y2k4 by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-17T03:19:14Z
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“I’m not smart! I’m not smart!!” I yell, indignant. The other children laugh at me. “Watch! I’ll prove it!” I fumble around trying to think of something dumb but instead I produce a proof of fermat’s last theorem small enough to be contained in the margins of a book by accident
(DIR) Post #9xNReHAvH3QsVkLNWD by jordyd@octodon.social
2018-03-25T16:26:34Z
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The year is 2040. GNU/Hurd, now version 0.93.28, is in its final stretch to a 1.0 release when the lead developer proposes a complete redesign.
(DIR) Post #9xgjJXWZR7E4V78Uwi by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-08-01T19:18:13Z
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I have never read a more condescending error message (it expects 3, I provided 2)
(DIR) Post #9xofA0JuPZjWD5v4Mq by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-08-05T14:55:48Z
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I struggle to find the unicode character "⊤" via google search, typing in "top character" and "latex top", finding to my dismay only indecency and obscenity
(DIR) Post #9xofA0dPF5KTBZ2dl2 by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-08-05T15:00:16Z
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I am always typing things like "top", "bottom", "coq" and "latex" into Google for very non-horny reasons
(DIR) Post #9xutFbzYLCiInkj3o0 by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-04-14T23:01:26Z
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Jolkien “Rolkein Rolkein” Tolkein
(DIR) Post #9z7VYclCOV5G9i4WMi by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-06-09T22:22:59Z
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There’s a second Antarctica they don’t want you to know aboht
(DIR) Post #9zjaSd0qdDEG5iZEFU by jordyd@octodon.social
2018-12-18T16:25:22Z
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Pascal's wager: i bet these numbers would look real neat organized into a triangle
(DIR) Post #9zjyM1qcILvPzLASMS by jordyd@octodon.social
2018-03-20T23:40:52Z
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Guys I solved P=NP.N=1
(DIR) Post #9zliM2ENeyzIE7BSwi by jordyd@octodon.social
2019-07-04T03:04:52Z
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Everyone older than me is a boomer and everyone younger a zoomer. I’m the only millennial.
(DIR) Post #9zlt67S5ZyuLHYD2H2 by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-02-21T00:59:45Z
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Zoomers don’t know what a program is, only apps
(DIR) Post #9zlt69G6rUVusycUsa by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-02-21T01:00:52Z
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Zoomers cannot conceive of a non-solid-state hard drive
(DIR) Post #9zlt6BV4WpfdpxdTTk by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-02-21T01:03:11Z
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If you show a zoomer a screen of resolution lower than 1280x1024, they cannot read it
(DIR) Post #A5WIsqSfKoT9vhECau by jordyd@octodon.social
2020-05-20T06:10:13Z
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I invented crimes