Posts by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AWNo1sf16HX0W9XO2S by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-06-05T12:33:01Z
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I am an example to others, bad example that is#johnmastodon
(DIR) Post #AWT4VESjgrM7adbvZQ by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-06-08T02:31:18Z
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The Art of the Deal does not apply to top-secret documents sold to friends from other countries#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice#HashtagGames
(DIR) Post #AYEP2RlpBGdVYmV2rQ by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-07-30T20:40:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts since billionaires have more importance in life they should start therapy first. I'll wait here for results.
(DIR) Post #AYJl4hpXbvFujKWJAe by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-08-02T02:00:29Z
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Nixon, you amateur!#johnmastodon #trump #indictment #trumpindictment #LockHimUpNow #nixon #yourefired
(DIR) Post #AYbJsLXeEDumzpg5Vg by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-08-09T20:01:06Z
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Dogs tend to sleep all day because they don't use social networks#johnmastodon #socialNetworks #pets #dogs #dogo #dogsofmastodon
(DIR) Post #Aa7wkjMptC6hNZKFxA by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-09-25T13:39:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts it can't revolve around, it has to be on top somehow since the Earth is flat. Flat-scientists are still developing a unified model for that though
(DIR) Post #Ab1whXynzXOdvNZES8 by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-10-22T14:02:49Z
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@stux I really doubt that he knows how to operate a computer
(DIR) Post #Aby6mS1IOoapVWxe5Y by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-11-19T15:29:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's why people are fat, nobody has time to sit down anymore!
(DIR) Post #AdYzaxUWOMA9nkw27M by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-01-05T19:10:29Z
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@jdeisenberg @mikemathia what if I found the chihuahua, why not posting the phone number?
(DIR) Post #AhgLdUQ0o5wxRwOzNw by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-05-08T13:02:52Z
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@aral looks like the kind of individual that would shot an unarmed person, a student or a child indeed. Israel calls it self defense, the rest of the world knows it's genocide. Still waiting for the ICC to stop his leader!
(DIR) Post #AhukhcoUkrA5iAMTBo by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-05-06T06:13:33Z
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I ❤ hearts and all vital internal organs in general#johnmastodon
(DIR) Post #AiJw9wWF2WXBNoWkW8 by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-05-27T15:25:19Z
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What's gonna happen is that he's above the law, skips jail, he will become POTUS and ruin the whole country, maybe install the tRump monarvhy forever. A blind could see that!What happens if Trump is convicted in hush-money trial?https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crgg4kv0682o
(DIR) Post #AixCDRvz70YPJ36kQS by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-06-15T13:49:23Z
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@grillchen I could do that same gig, with other 3 fellows as well, and drain the clogged pipes also, for 25% of what they earn! Most overrated job ever!
(DIR) Post #AkmKTSUdTGpgBmcsFM by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-08-08T21:28:40Z
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Tomorrow will be the International Orgasm Day. Posting today about it so those with premature ejaculation can celebrate today!#johnmastodon
(DIR) Post #AlVKuXyjvYGL8NovfE by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-08-30T21:01:48Z
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@stux The real name of the country is United States of Brazil, hoping for other United States named country going after this example
(DIR) Post #Alzp94UoeRcdPFSndQ by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2024-09-14T14:01:54Z
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@ErikUden And while some argue about the source and legitimacy of the pictures, Israel laughs its ass out and keep shooting and bombing. Instead of questioning the obvious, do your own homework in places as easy to access as Google Earth and see for yourself!
(DIR) Post #Au2SMl4h3GIovj1lfk by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2025-05-02T15:58:07Z
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The real question is what the hell is 19.3% of Swedes thinking?Tesla Sales Plummet 80.7% in Swedenhttps://www.newsweek.com/tesla-sales-plummet-elon-musk-sweden-2067108#johnmastodon
(DIR) Post #AuwLHb5DYe4qOxGeHI by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2025-06-09T01:25:12Z
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Why the fuck aren't #madleen and #gretathunberg trending at this very moment on #mastodon ? What's wrong with people?#johnmastodon
(DIR) Post #AuwQoTLXqKGjjYOr4q by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2025-06-09T01:47:03Z
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#remember : There's always a bunch of losers that read history, but only a few brave ones that write it with their actions.#johnmastodon #greta #gretathunberg
(DIR) Post #B23mhgFPPgLtMnAawa by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2026-01-08T01:36:27Z
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I'm volunteering for that job!Danish troops told to 'shoot first, ask questions later' if US invades Greenlandhttps://www.lbc.co.uk/article/danish-troops-shoot-first-us-greenland-5HjdQNW_2/#johnmastodon