Posts by joevh@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #Aboowy5aTToWGbC73w by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-15T03:56:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pac Man’s value at the arcade dropped to a 1/5th after its release on Atari. Seems legit.
(DIR) Post #Abr76VCOvekv3Jzsvo by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-16T06:29:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts they can also pee in their cars when stuck in traffic.
(DIR) Post #AbswJaHIe7nVOEFAbw by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-17T03:38:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pink Floyd inspired Cool Ranch flavor when they sponsored Doritos during their Dark Side of the Moon tour.
(DIR) Post #AcG1Zwgy30XXwfwtrE by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-28T06:55:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s cause Daddy Yankee sued them for infringement of his trademarked image.
(DIR) Post #AcK0zVQ0kX1hZ7TvBA by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-30T05:07:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
(DIR) Post #AcKpkYhnLHMJ4tQiQa by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-11-30T14:36:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s because Keira enters the portal made famous by John Malkovich, which is now a gateway to Natalie Portman.
(DIR) Post #AcLq2mJXg5iDehjXjE by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T02:14:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts he actually dedicated his time to being a deuachbag. How about that!
(DIR) Post #AcZNIIzIIuCgsOklhA by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-07T14:58:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Liam Neesons is the shiznit. Liam Neesons has a certain set of skills.
(DIR) Post #AccBN0a8RQXbrbaAhU by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-08T23:28:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Leap seconds and leap years is the time humans use to make the leap of faith to believe time is real.
(DIR) Post #AccBmVGHVn3wFrS8ki by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-08T23:33:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts he can play Burt Reynolds in a biopic and not have to act much.
(DIR) Post #Acel5eZwyp3fMjRJyq by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-10T05:18:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts soy sauce is just regular sauce introducing themselves in Spanish.
(DIR) Post #AcmA4teZJ13Mn03TiS by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-13T19:01:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts they knew the world geodetic system was going to end their business. Anti-spheroidism is a real thing.
(DIR) Post #AcspSV0Yxn4ZrTnBYm by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-17T00:13:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts such a bad movie. Good thing it was based on fictional events.
(DIR) Post #Ad1i3oCkSh9AWkxDNp by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-21T07:03:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts snitches get stitches
(DIR) Post #Ad4UUFcv6kTQZD9S9w by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-22T15:15:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Teddy Roosevelt, Squirrel Slayer.
(DIR) Post #Ad6gsYmn75uIhj2vse by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-23T16:43:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is true. SNL taping was moved to Remulak in 1977, which is 6 light years away from Earth.
(DIR) Post #Ad7yAaQjdDWdOYs4W0 by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-24T07:31:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts cry me a dumbass
(DIR) Post #AibYfVQB72JgB0kQMK by joevh@mstdn.social
2024-05-05T18:44:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is obviously Russian propaganda
(DIR) Post #AkOOVDyAB4WDkLUqLw by joevh@mstdn.social
2024-07-28T14:32:01Z
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#SilentSunday
(DIR) Post #ApZ7fHoUCsHEmxcO0W by joevh@mstdn.social
2024-12-24T07:08:19Z
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@NanoRaptor The Dude’s rug.